Oy.

These apply to pretty much everyone.

At least they're not boring.

You can almost taste the relief.

What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don't we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ "Doctor" Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And sprinkles the whole video with a ridiculous amount of dick and sex jokes. What's not to like?

Don't try these at home.

Hope they have home insurance.

Delicious.

It all makes sense now.

Take a load off

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Nick Lutsko has a way with words. And that way with words translates to some seriously clever songs and videos. The songwriter (a former Super Deluxe contributor who worked with Vic Berger) has been uploading poppy and comedic orchestral masterpieces to Twitter and YouTube for over a year. This one is a departure from the rest. While it is the third installment of his ‘ Spirit Halloween ’ saga, the song is the first to be given a polished - and fully chaotic - professional treatment. The video,…

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