What up, my dudes? On a day like today, when it's absolutely freezing outside, what's better than getting cozy with some memes? If you're stuck inside because it's snowing, sleeting, and just generally unpleasant, memes can be the perfect pick-me-up to keep your spirits warm. There's something about scrolling through a never-ending stream of hilarious memes that just makes me forget about the repulsive weather outside. Whether it's cats doing stupid stuff or ridiculous memes about the latest po…

Kitty time

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I wish I could be one of those people who could raw dog vision. By that, I mean the second you open your eyes, you can see the world without assistance from glasses or contacts . If you're a diva of the 20/20 vision experience, consider me officially jealous of you. I've worn contacts for 10 years now, and sometimes I have the creeping inner thought that I should just go and get my eyes zapped. The fact that there are lasers that can easily make your vision good in one foul swoop is so insanely…

It's rough out there

Babies are cute and all, but sometimes it feels like new parents literally believe the world revolves around them. A message to all parents out there: you're not that special, and sorry to break it to you, but your kid isn't the divine spawn of God. Just chill. In a recent r/amitheasshole post, u/miraclebabyniece explains that when her brother and sister-in-law finally had a baby after years of struggling to conceive, it was big news in the family. But you can only milk the “miracle baby” thing…

Peak insecurity

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Anyone else on the Hunger Games side of TikTok?

Over the past few years there have been a lot of jokes about living in communal situations in cities like Portland, Oregon and New York City. We've seen people reject roommates based on their astrological signs (Sorry, Capricorns). We've seen memes about roommates with trust funds named ‘Sock.’ Today we are covering something that is entirely worse.

This week was a fun one back when we were in school. Pi day always meant doing something fun with pie. Either making pie, classmates would bring in pie, or sometimes a benevolent math teacher (There's a reason I remember you, Ms. Buono) would do the work herself and bring in several pies for us to enjoy. The following day, in history class, things would get a little more morbid for the Ides of March. While we preferred eating free food, especially when it was loaded with sugar, talking about th…

Every trad weirdo on the internet has a different idea of how women should be. Trad guys want to return to the traditions of some idyllic version of the past, but none can seem to agree on which historical time period they're longing for. As far as I can tell, there are two camps of trad wife fashion: 1800s levels of modesty and 1950s housewives . Podcaster and known sexist Elijah Schaffer posted a tweet this week claiming that even modest women get stared at in the streets and that society has…

It feels like a hundred years have passed since I first watched Mad Men, which, along with The Sopranos, seems to have altered the trajectory of television. I wasn't even 21 when the first episode aired, but it still made me want to swig whiskeys and martinis and chain smoke my way through the workday. The fact of the matter is that the behavior on the show, especially from Don Draper, is problematic. Because it is set in a different era, and I was really young when Mad Men first aired, it was…

The Internet revolts after McDonalds does the one thing they should never do: mess with the price of a hash brown.

Or are the millennials ragging on themselves?... Either way, it's hilarious!

But first, coffee