All they're missing is a few tons of toxic waste in the water supply

Has this ever happened to you? You're working a part-time job , and your boss wants you to have the availability of a full-time job. Or how about this one: Your boss complains about being understaffed, and when you ask for more hours, you don't get them. Working part-time sucks because your boss always wants way too much from you. They want you to treat this part-time gig like it is the launching pad for a great career when it's usually just working at Chic-Fil-A. When you're in high school esp…

I love dogs. There's no getting around the fact that they are my favorite pets around, and I don't think anything will ever change that. I know many members of the meme community are cat people, which I respect. I wish I could be a cat person , but I don't have it in me. I don't want to beg an animal to like me, and whenever I meet a cat, I feel it is necessary. I know factually how to get a cat on my side. It's a long haul. You're not going to become a cat's best friend the first time you meet…

You already know what it is, it's your boy Stephen with a brand new show on Cracked where he absolutely eviscerates your favorite films. Uh, yeah, he's going there. This week on the Skewer Stick is everyone's new favorite action flick, John Wick: Chapter 4 . Prepare to get skewered (WARNING: SPOILER ALERTS AHEAD).

Here, there, and everywhere

There are a lot of animals in the Muppet Cinematic Universe . They've got frogs, pigs, bears, aliens, rats, and all kinds of whatnots! If I had to choose, my favorite muppet would be Animal. He's got such a lust for life that we all could use a little bit of. This might be a bit of an unpopular Muppet opinion, but if it weren't for Animal, I don't know if the Electric Mayhem would have survived as a group. Sure, we all love Dr. Teeth and Janis, but Animal brings the punk edge that the band so d…

This one's for y'all

Party time

iRobot was not Will Smith's most dangerous brush with artificial intelligence - this video is.

Have you noticed that your Twitter feed is dominated by tweets of Elon Musk trying to go viral ? Well, now we may know why. Elon Musk released portions of Twitter’s source code to the public earlier today. This includes the site’s tweet recommendation algorithm. That might not mean much to non-programmers, but based on the info, it kinda seems like Twitter is forcing Elon tweets onto everyone’s feeds. In layman’s terms, Twitter breaks down Tweets into four categories: democrat, republican, powe…

When will people stop

Achoo

It's my party and I'll ruin the vibe if I want to

Finally

Children, oh lawdy, they are something, that's for sure—please, have some memes.

We all need a holiday