Kiwi on Kiwi

The last tweets of 2023

New year new gains

Are you the type of parents who try to keep the kids up 'til midnight on NYE or are you the kind that makes them think 8pm is midnight?

Why don't you talk more?

Streamlined

Memes to adorn your Christmas tree with

Two more days!

In my younger years, I worked as a waitress to support myself. My eight-hour shift at the restaurant would be followed by a job working in retail till the early hours of the morning. To be honest, though, I wasn't very good at being a waitress, and I didn't particularly love my work there either. The story below is of a stubborn customer who demands that his server adjust the quantity of the meal before accepting the order. And to make matters worse, the customer refused to leave a tip after th…

It's got pizzazz

It makes sense

One neighborhood resident took things way too far after her neighbors cut down the big, white oak tree in their front yard that was, one hundred percent on their property, and also, one hundred percent on its way to a better world. What I am saying is, that the tree was proclaimed as ‘not going to make it’ by an arborist who came to check out the tree after the tree remained barren during Spring. All the other trees were sprouting leaves, but this great white oak tree was sprouting nothing. Lef…

Any feeling is a Spidey-Sense if you believe hard enough

"Be not afraid" -The Law

Hark, Paladins

Side effects include arachnids