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As Tac-9 soars through the skulls of his enemies, their life force transmutes into his victory theme. Unfortunately, there is a bit of debate as to the true nature of that song. As the antithesis of Nyan Cat, some argue his anthem should be the polar opposite:

But, as swift as his vengeance, a darker, meatier challenger appears:

Which music embodies the TRUE Tac-9? Is his polarity the exact reverse of that wanderlust Nyancat, or has his raw might managed to create his own cacaphony entirely? YOU MUST DECIDE.

(Who is Tac-9!?)

Tacnayn, (pronounced Tac-9, or in his native tongue a complex series of clicks and shrill cries) his very name brings children to tears. Tacnayn’s return heralds the end of reality as we know it; within the next year the seas will boil and skulls will rain down from blood-filled clouds. (Parents remember to keep your children indoors for the skull rain thing.) Every 2^2079460347 years Tacnayn’s universe, the reverse-verse, merges with our own in a battle for reality supremacy! Donning the evil belgian-waffle armor Tacnayn cannot be harmed by our puny mortal weapons; only his arch-nemesis, NYAN CAT is powerful enough to tear through his golden, delicious hide.
So, remember to keep your eye out for blood red clouds and boiling seas; just stay in those days and make yourself some hot-pockets.

Save us Nyan Cat!

If you need to know more about our universe’s savior Nyan Cat, click here!

(TacNayn created by Frankie)