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What if…its a CROCODILE?!
Crocodiel*
and you dint say first how could you!
because he’s not a douchebag.
That’s a dangerous assumption.
cocoadill*
cracodilaw
Krookodile*
Croconaw*
*INTERIOR-CROCODILE-ALLIGATOR
c-c-c-c-c-c-c I forget the rest…
*Totodile
Feraligatr*
(not a crocodile, who cares)
Nooooope. Just chuck testa
Lol, crocodiles can do no such things.
They levitate…
Or they get invisible
which means we are screwed as well
Mother of god…
It’s a crococopter!
Indeed.
GET TO THE CROCOCHOPPA!!!!
Or they’re invisible.
Either way, we are still totally f**ked.
Or they have learned ninjutsu and turned into ninja
Damn things have a hell of a vertical jump, no joke. Alligators too. Not a fun feeling watching it when you are in a small canoe out on a river…
They can be trained to do such things…I live in Florida…they don’t do it in reality. They’re lazy bastards in reality.
What if the Japanese succeeded in inventing a disintegration ray and that crocodile was the test victim?
Then we’re screwed?
…Except for the fact that they’re not our enemies anymore?
HA! Thats funny
it was the ghost of steve irwin… he wrestled it off into the ether
^THIS. SO MANY TIMES. Many internetz to you mister.
TOTAL WIN! Here… have all my internetz!
You get my internetz for the next 2 weeks. All of them.
a terradactyl grabbed him
Well, I don’t know what a terradactyl is, but maybe a pterodactyl did.
There used to be water there when the crocodile sat at the bottom. Then it swap away and the water dried up.
Thanks for sharing your wild fantasy with us. Now go spend 5 minutes on a beach, then reconsider.
Interior crocodile alligator…
I drive a Chevrolet movie theater…
I like to think of it as more of a headphone train car.
that’s my crocodile
he is either teleported or flown
Not to be a debbie downer or a negative nancy but i bet this is on a beach…not in the desert.
Who said anything about a desert? The joke is that there’s just a single imprint of a gator’s body and no tracks showing how it got there or where is went.. Not that it teleported to the desert
wut?
No s**t, Sherlock! What gave it away? Was it the clearly wet nature of the sand, the rounded nature of the imprint (as opposed to dry and crackley), or did you simply use divination? We denizens of the interwebz thank thee for thy words of boundless wisdom.
Pease don’t insult Sherlock Holmes in such a way.
Crocodiles are amphibious. They do not venture very far from water.
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
To hell with that! I like this planet, let HIM go somewhere else.
good point. I LIKE THIS PLANET! YOU GET OFF!
… They are reptiles actualy =_____=
he said amphibous not amphibian =____=
Amphibious, not the same as amphibian. Amphibious means able to use land or water. Amphibians on the other hand live almost exclusively in water, have smooth skin and have gills.
Only the ‘larval’ stage of amphibians have gills, and they’re branchy and outside the head, as opposed to fish gills.
Failed anti-joke chicken is failed.
if trolling: *applauds* Marvelous! Great show, my good sir.
if serious: *facedesk*
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…or invisible.
Way to not get the point Alex Orlins. Where are the tracks? How did it leave that print but no others moving away from it? Aliens. Bam.
Er, or it’s INVISIBLE (and hence that’s not an imprint, it’s STILL THERE). Croc sits there, water washes away its tracks, but deepens the impression around its body…
It was a ninja until it left an imprint in the sand.
or spontaneously combust!
Creepers?!
No random sand bricks floating around, so nope.
Pfft. Gummy could pull that off in a second!
Silly Crocodile/Alligator, trying to spin the crazy ice wheel on the Island….now you can never go back.
My guess is that the crocodile/alligator was laying there while the tide was out, then it was lifted off of the ground when the tide came back in.
But that would have washed away the imprint. Ever watch what happens to footprints in wet sand when a wave rolls over them?
This isn’t sand though, it’s mud. Sand is easily moved by the waves and imprints are filled in quickly. Mud tends to hold it’s shape a lot better.
Interesting, how do you know it’s mud? Is it because it looks so much like sand?
Well, the right side (left side of the photo) of the imprint is kind of smeared and washed away, so it looks like the tide only just reached the right side of the croc. That would explain why the whole imprint hadn’t been washed away.
*walks by with large, crocodile-shaped shoes* problem?
it obviously just crawled into the water to its right that has since receded
the water at the maximum height is only level with its body, thus leaving the perfect imprint
well, F*CK
the croc was probably resting when the tide came in and picked him up.
happens on river banks.
Probably just another sand crokodile
Krookodile*
Somebody must have caught it using a pokeball
+10
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys,guys, guys…
…guys.
What if it can do both?
Considering teleportation has officially been accomplished since 2010…. Totally plausible
It obviously transformed int o non-Impact text
I blame scientists.
http://xkcd.com/585/
….or when a wave came it in swim away in the wave
that’s an alligator print though
you can tell because the snout is quite narrow, whilst a crocodile has a wide snout
\o/
Interiour Crocodile Aligator, I teleport like a flying escapor!
You couldn’t be more wrong. It’s the other way around.
you both couldn’t be more wrong, as both can have narrow or wide snouts depending on species.
i.e in Australia you can tell a salt water crocodile from a fresh water one cos the salty has a wide snout and the freshy has a narrower snout.
Aliens
they either levitate, teleport,or its aliens, however, it could be that giant birds are making a come back
There wouldn’t be rough bits if the tide had come up, even if it didn’t touch the crock print, it would have had a water level enough to smoth out the rougher bits on the bottom of the print. Footprints at the beach/creek and all that.
What I recon is that he lay there until the tide came in, which washed the sand up around him, the tide went out (crocs are way lazy/patient) and the silt sand dried a bit compacted around him. Then he decided to wander off and it made hardly any distinguishable prints because the silty sand was nice and hard and his weight is nice and spread out. This also explains the ‘unsucking’ sorts of roughness on the belly and tail and also explains why there are no tracks leading to the print.
aliens are abducting crocodiles now
This is probably gonna sound really stupid but maybe what we’re looking at is the entire shore of the beach and there just happens to be a giant crocodile-shaped crater thingy in the sand.
Yes???
Probably not.