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Dropping the Science: No! That Would Never Happen!

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  1. Chik says:

    because only physics majors notice that

  2. Booboothechicken says:

    You mean Jet Li CAN’T Fly?!?!

  3. The-Lord-Weird-Slough-Feg says:

    Yeah, try studying media. EVERYTHING will be ruined because you notice all the genre details, story structures, character clichés – although TvTropes kinda does that too.
    But they’re not the only thing! Headroom, pacing, script, never cross the line – you notice everything and can never watch a movie or tv show again.

    • gumboone says:

      Well, if you study media you’ll also notice it’s impossible to find a job. Signed: a media student.

      • SKPain says:

        No, this means that YOU just suck at what you(‘re supposed to be) do(ing)

        • gumboone says:

          Or maybe this means that since the number of media students has incredibly increased in the past few years and since there is already a surplus of media graduates only a few of us will be able to find a media-related job; plus, I live in a country in which is impossible to get any kind of job. But since we’re on the internet and you used caps lock you must be right :D

    • Phoenix says:

      I’ve been reading TVTropes for over a year now. I notice it, but it doesn’t lessen the fun I have with media.

      • gumboone says:

        Damn right man!

      • Steve? says:

        Just makes it easier to talk about shows when you can identify the members of the Five Man Band, the Stormtrooper Marksmanship, and the Plot Armor.

        I reference TVTropes and people don’t know what I’m talking about. *First world problems

  4. Adam Sane says:

    Pretty sure being five is all that is required to notice massive physics loopholes in movies.

  5. EnzymeX says:

    Same is true for us Bio majors. I watched Outbreak today and couldn’t stop myself from picking it apart.

  6. monkyyy says:

    same is true with computers and crime shows

  7. Scott says:

    Law school will also ruin most all court dramas and police shows.

  8. natalie says:

    Take any class about advertising and you’ll never look at ads the same way…

    • 'Nuther Guest says:

      That thing about red and yellow naturally stimulating the appetite made me want to stage a hostile takeover of all the fast food chains. It’s not cool to fark with people’s brains like that.

  9. Vlad Tepes says:

    Just like psychologists. They analize everybody’s minds.
    (we are all naked at their eyes)

  10. Toxbox says:

    More like because no one who’s a physics major can get a job without a PHD.

  11. 'Nuther Guest says:

    I study literature. If crappy action movies were the ONLY thing that had been ruined by my education I’d consider myself very lucky.

    PS – Even though math and science are just hobbies for me, I can still recognize scientific implausibility. Hurr durr.

  12. Ricky says:

    Gah…. Film maker here, can’t watch movies anymore. At all.

  13. JediGoalie30 says:

    Or try being in the military and watching just about any movie or tv show with military characters or plotlines. Uniforms, tactics, procedures, terminology, rank…sometimes it’s so bad I can’t tell if it’s funny or painful.

  14. Inflammo says:

    even after a simple highschool science class it did that to me :(

  15. -Rage_Quit- says:

    Or if you’re just smart and know s*it doesn’t work that way/that can’t happen.

  16. Travis says:

    The same can be said for those in the Military and movies about the military haha.

  17. Tuba says:

    We should take all the people who actually know how stuff works…
    …and push them into a writers office to write good movies.

    • Tuba says:

      Remember the science consultant for The Day the Earth Stood still (the travesty) who said he kept telling them no real live scientist would talk about an unidentified object entering the solar system at a vector of so and so and a speed of x point somethingelse c.
      They didn’t listen.

  18. MegaBrony says:

    But what about… MLP?! Pegasi cannot fly due to wing size, Rainbow Dash should’ve died when she did the Sonic Rainboom, magic is impossible, OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!

  19. noughmad says:

    Non-conservation of momentum in action movies is much less annoying than Star Trek mumbo jumbo.

    Aside from fixing everything by reversing the polarity, I distincly remember Janeway using anti-photos to kill holograms. However, in reality, photons are their own anti-particles.

  20. keitasama says:

    not only for physics
    also VFX!

  21. Wendy James says:

    would make watching Numb3rs even better


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