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Took C++ Before it was Retro
I loathed C before Kerrigan and Richie actually got over the fact that the Multics was dead. I think it was their revenge/joke on the whole computing community.
What an awful programming language.
Finished C++ class last week; since when is it retro?
Derp
Pretty much: “This is how you save as PDF. This is how you save as HTML. This is how you save as DOCX. This is how you open PDFs. This is how you open HTML. This is how you open DOCX.”
I wish me computer class was that easy.
my*
My computer class just does Java programs
Well, “just” isn’t the right word there. Many CompScience classes teach cr4p like JellyNuts said: “This is how you save as PDF. This is how you save as HTML. This is how you save as DOCX. This is how you open PDFs. This is how you open HTML. This is how you open DOCX.”
“This is how you copy the cover of a magazine and 1 + 1 = 10″
my school? word processing software. you know what that means? “this is microsoft word. this is how you change the font. this is how you type letters”
*advanced
Did he die?
._.
Story of my life. (Assuming, in this case, that learning how to make things move in a basic powerpoint presentation during my 5th period class is my life)
they taught that stuff on sixth grade in our school, adding along some useful commands on word, powerpoint and excel. on 8th grade, we learn Photoshop
DDDDD
this is true. im in A+ computer repair…the guy gives us worksheets from retard school websites. the most advanced thing we have done is him telling us how to do some binary coding…for 2 minutes then we moved on to routing….but yeah these classes are a joke nowadays.
I took an introductory course to programming (it was required to take any other classes…) We learned Java, which was pretty legit and insanely easy for me because I learned C++ first.
*** feels proud of his otherwise incompetent school system
i thought a+ was just fixing computers…not actual coding
It went a little bit past this.
This happened to me, in college.. The teacher spent an entire class showing people how to make a folder -_-
b… please, i’m trying to explain to one of my classmates how to rename a file since september… and she still doesn’t get it… still asking “where’s my “unnamed file 765″ now? Did you erase it? what’s that “wellnamed_file.php” that appeared in my folder? Is that a virus? Should I call the teacher? I have to call the teacher! TEEEAAAAACHEEEEEER WHY NOTHING NEVER WORKS i just don’t get it, it works for everyone except for me, why you gave me the bad computer, i always have the computer that doesn’t work now i’ve lost all my files, and someone just put some files with my name on it in my folder, the same name derp made me type a second ago…”
sadly, true story…
Wow, you have either met netnoob’s son or your classmate is the master of all trolls.
he said “SHE” he was trying to teach a woman about computers
cool story bro
Sounds almost as bad as the class I had to help with… one chick actually asked what the difference between a file and a folder was. *massive facepalm moment*
no way!
lshicastr that’s hilarious!
Me too.I’m taking a programming class where next to no one knows what c+, java, or anything is. We’re being taught powerpoint and other word stuff. It’s shocking, but i guess that”s because it’s a beginner class. -.-
weird lol in my programming fundamentals class we went through a textbook of java, guess i should feel happy, but that professor sucked
OMG today i just overheard someone telling her “but, you see, this e-mail you’re trying to send to apply for a job in this newspaper’s website, you have to send it to an actual e-mail adress, not to the website url”….
I swear I’m not making that up, there is no word to describe her, she’s even more impaired than netnoob, it’s like she never touched a computer before, she’s 40 y/o or so and has previously had a 6 month training in flash and after effect, I just don’t understand how she survived that far… Everybody assume she’s high 24/7, but still, that doesn’t explain everything…
Pretty much =/
It’s computer class, not computer programming class. Learn the diff it will save you from boredom
This ^
yes but every child in the developed world already knows (or at least should already know) that stuff. i mean i would at least expect to learn how to use functions in Excel, intermediate slide manipulation, etc. not half the time spent learning something that is simple, intuitive, and that i learned in late elementary school age. I mean i don’t expect everyone to have as easy of a time with computers like i do (i just have a way with them they make way more sense than people) but still by high school you should know this stuff, it should be second nature, by that time i understood basic computer networking and had upgraded multiple components on my desktop while some of them didn’t even know how to use basic equations in excel.
^ “Excel, Slide manipulation, ect”
Oh, you mean Business ISM
Not even kidding, but at least we learned how to nest functions.
In my computing class we do a lot of VB.Net, meng I learnt a bit of C++ when I was 12 woo -_-;. One thing I regret about Secondary is thinking the ICT OCR was ANYTHING to do with programming….I spent a good 2 years making files and folders, shortcuts and then deleting them….FML :C. We also learn about Von Neumanns computer architecture, learning parity bits and binary
Happened in my microcomputers class in college. Little did I know, we had no computers in that lab. We did Excel assignments by drawing a grid. Tests were open book, multiple choice, and not that hard kind of open book multiple choice where you may as well just memorize and learn everything. No, worst case scenario, look up the most important word in the question, look it up in the index, there’s your answer. And people still failed. I didn’t want to live on this planet anymore.
And in my advanced Computer Aided Drafting class several years later? “Sweet, gonna learn how to draw complicated 3D designs, professional looking plans, and gorgeous architecture.”
First class: Keyboard. Mouse. Right click, left click. How to start programs.
Third class: This is the software you’ll be using for drafting. This is how to do a line and a circle.
Fifth class: This is how to do a line and a circle.
Tenth class: We’ve mastered lines, let’s work on circles.
Second to last class: I present a house plan I drew up while he was explaining circles. “Can I have an A and just not come anymore?” “Yes, at least someone is getting an A.”
This. For the love of god this.
What happened in the second class?
You aren’t interested in the fourth, sixth, seventh, eighth, or ninth?
They were working on lines I would presume. It’s implied when he says “we’ve mastered lines…”
I volunteer teaching basic computers at the local literacy center.. You wouldn’t believe how many people ages 30+ who don’t know how to even turn a computer on.
Mainly out of never using one or fear of them.
I volunteered at a neighbourhood centre in the employment resource room. People could come in and use the computers. I can not tell you how many sat down, bashed the keyboard like idiots and said “STUPID THING MUST BE BROKEN!” All they had to do was push the power button on the tower. sigh.
…fear of them? What, do they think every computer is a Skynet waiting to happen?
Some just seem to go into a brain-blank mode when it comes to anything remotely tech related.
My mom can do eMail and online shopping but I have explained at least twenty times how to use dropbox for her work. Not a chance.
Mission Impossible 4.
That flick is BEYOND repair for every sane person, let alone real scientists. You will be like: Oh a 20 story drop landing head first on a steel bar, NOT EVEN BLEEDING.
Come on. Refer to the fatal injuries at least with a bit of nose bleeding or a broken nose.
Looks like you mixed up your browsing windows again. Maybe you should go to that computer class.
+2 internets.
Would you like a bloody. Nose? I have a hell of a left hook!!!
I saw this first in 9gag, in which I presume it was taken from another website, There are reposters everywhere : /
There is no original content on the internets. It’s reposts all the way down; an endless loop.
I got so bored with “computer classes” that I just learned C++ myself using online tutorials…. >.>
And thats how learn to program
False.
I learned programming by making WoW interface mods (and hacking CT Raid. I was the only ony who had any amount or potions he wanted to have).
THEN I moved on to cpp and OO programming.
at my school i had great expectations in learning lots of languages (C#,Python,JSP,…)
the reality was ONLY java…
…My Uni class thin Python is an appropriate “advanced” language to teach people wanting to do game development….oh lawdy….
At least the teacher knows how to pick a good keyboard. I love my Das Keyboard.
That would be amusing for a computer class.
Well, mine’s actually about programming. Good for me.
That’s so true, the computer classes i took in high-school were total jokes.
Here we go… this is so true it’s painful.
Through my entire school… at one point the teacher did not know how to turn on the computer. Used the power button to try and open the CD drive. ???
At one point, we finally got a great, fun teacher, who knew me and my friend were good at programming… but then he dies before the year ends. The subject was not even mentioned in the end-of-year report after that.
Hate schools sometimes.
At my office, we finally gave up and started placing orange stickers on all the power buttons, and putting the computer names on the front with a big yellow printed sticker we call the “retard label.”
Today in my computer class we learned how to open Word.
odd that this same thing was on funnyjunk yesterday….
i am taking a systems software classes and so far all we have studied is “What is an OS?” and “how to use open office”
I’m sorry. What you really want in a systems software class is stuff from the OMG group like UML and BPMN. You’ll probably learn those better on your own anyway.
What’s really strange is my computer teacher is a woman and she actually teaches pretty well
Can’t tell if trolling, or just sexist pig.
Hey, don’t you ever say again that it’s really strage that there are women who
know stuff about computers or Ada Lovelance and Grandma Cobol will rise from
their graves and NOM on yer brain.
I’m pretty sure that the comment is referring to how girls aren’t expected to know a lot about computers, and in an example in the comments a female is described being hopelessly incompetent.
Not to say this is universally true, but…
HAHA HTML! I learned that when I was in 3rd grade! Puh-lease. Try doing some real stuff like AOSP…that’s crazy!
Then that is some kickass 3rd grade class you had.
Look out guys…
Seriously. Jhonka, put your e-peen away.
Yeah, that’s pretty much the gist of it. Mine taught me how to use PowerPoint and Word.
C++ won’t help you. Those classes are just
Hello World
Hello World
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Hello World
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Hello World
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Hello World
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Hello World
Java isn’t much different.
public static void string [args]
Argh.
you mean public static void main(String[] args) , right?
PHP is easy too. I’m not biased about it either, it’s my profession.
That’s how I know it’s so lame
PHP is a complete mess once you get into it. Can’t even tell you how much a replacement is needed. The only thing that keeps it going is the fact that just about every host supports it.
Luckily my high school is hooked up with the local tech college…I’m only a Junior and I’m in CCNA (Cisco Certification) training
It’s the same at Uni when you start too.
Good god, you think HTML and PHP is advanced?
I walked into my first programming class at highschool, hoping they would help me brush up on my C and C++ coding (at the time I was only a few months into it).
They give us a book on ALICE, the drag-and-drop IDE that IS less advanced than HTML in complexity.
Once we got teacher who never worked on pc before, so she had to study it during term herself. In our first class, she told us to find internet. FIND. INTERNET.
Happens with the students too. It wasn’t until half way through my CPU design course that one student realized that electricity flowed through the wires we were drawing.
i haven’t had a computer class since third grade, and back then we learned where the power button was, where to put our fingers when we type, and played oregon trail -> the original game. on a macintosh apple computer. on a screen that was so heavy there could only be three per table. that’s how we rolled. can i get an amen???
Amen, you’re old! that was my kindergarten class!
This is keyboard. This is mouse.
But who was phone?
In my mobile programming class we’re learning j2me and using a 2002 book…… hardly any mentions of Android/iOS/WP7….i thought by the end of this semester id be a boss and learn alot of the APIs etc.
This is not unlike my Advanced Game Design course.
Ironically, Basic Game Design was actually helpful.
This is what happens when you sign up for a computer literacy course, because you’re too stupid to understand that computer literacy does not mean introduction to programming.
In my computing class we were taught how to sit in our chairs properly…
9gag repost.
That god damn nick cage face gets me every mother funking time.
You don’t take computer classes to learn languages, you do that on your own time. You take the classes to learn concepts, paradigms, data structures, algorithms, design, implementation, the ins and outs of computer software, and how to think like a computer scientist.
Amen. If you want to learn anything really specific, buy a book, learn it yourself (the best way, IMHO). The idea that something generic like a “computer class” should be teaching ASP is akin to taking a botany class and one of the requirements is learning the root cause of the extinction of Roystonea palaea.
^ This
I’ve had it the other way around.
Basic Software Dev. #1 class:
First 10 mins: So this is how you make a variable.
After the first 10 mins: Now make me a chess program that uses structures and is capable of beating Kasparov in 10 mins.
This is so true. As a tech for a school system, we have students that have a huge amount of computer knowledge. The troublemakers continually try to hack the system – and what they try is impressive. But the tech teachers constantly contact me because they don’t know how to set a static ip, how to download the newest Java plug in without the system tray reminder, or how to set the resolution on their own computer. It’s sad.
This happened to me, freshman year of highschool. I promptly got up, went to the office, and requested I take the final exam for the course.
An hour later, I had the credit for that class, a B- final grade (meh, close enough).
No more “Microsoft Office 101″, next stop was the Systems Networking elective course.
I had a COMP100 class that was all word, excel, powerpoint, and access. We had to buy 2 books and pay $100 for an online tutorial program. Needless to say, I didn’t buy the books, and I pretty much knew how to use those programs anyway. THough it WAS Office 2010, so this class was useful in understanding the new set-up.
They’re probably doing the right thing given what history has shown us. 20 years ago algorithmic development in C++ et..al was central to computer education when they should have been concentrating on HTML and the skills needed to perform the former didn’t exactly translated to those need to perform the later. Whatever the next big thing is will, undoubtedly, render HTML equally obsolete. Coding applications by hand is kind of like reinventing the wheel every time you sit down in front of a computer screen.
I skipped out on a VB6 class back in HS but the teacher loaned me a copy of the text book they were using. About three months later I had a chance to show her what I had created and she suggested that I should showcase it in the science fair because it was at least seven chapters more advanced than they were going to cover throughout the rest of the year.
I ended up getting best in fair at district, first in region, and second in state.
Looking back at it now, it was a piece of junk that was very sloppily written.
Im in computer class in high school RIGHT NOW, and this is what we do.
(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Lisp))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
….me gusta
Socket programming or go 127.0.0.1
you stole that from FunnyJunk
hey I love this laptop. aha
Im 13, REALLY close to 14, and I know 7 programming languages, and how to build a computer.
Programming languages I know
1. HTML(First one I learned)
2. CSS
3. Javascript
4. PHP
5. VBS <- Horrible
6. BAT <- Another one I hate
7. C++(Still learning, I LOVE THIS LANGAUGE)
I typed this on the computer I built
the only REAL program lingo in that list is C++ the others are either scripts, batch files or markup languages
Lol I remember my mandatory computer class in middle school. We spent so much time just playing this educational game where you learned how to type properly and at a rapid pace. Then we learned about different computer viruses. And sometimes we derped on the internet.
Hey, at least I type a little faster now.
what is computer
True story.
We cleaned dust from monitors instead of programming.
Seriously, HTML, PHP and ASP are advanced stuff!!!!!????
I assume he means a high-school/Junior High class; in which case, yes, it is. I mean, in most classes they spend half of the damn year JUST typing. Thankfully, there’s usually one or two teachers per school that knows better than to just leave the students to play with one of those stupid programs that teaches you to type fast, but they’re few and far between.