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Now costs only three times as much as the seperate devices, with half the quality.
sponsored poooooooosts…
im 90% sure its just a concept right now.
But they fail at the keyboard, it looks awesome but if I combine the tablet with the laptop to make it faster/bigger/etc it better have a physical keyboard or it won’t do.
^this
There’s nothing more annoying than a computer without a real mouse. And now they want a laptop without keyboard as well?! It may be cool for casuals, but I shudder at the thought of playing any game with that lifebook.
A concept similar to this one was already presented on last years IFA in Betlin. nice idea, as long as the devices don’t use the same batterie. And, of course, the price is right.
Betlin? Cool story bro.
I shudder at the thought of playing games on PC. Get a console Noob.
I’m not sure the keyboard is necessarily a fail… With the right marketing, you can sell it as the ultimate creative tool if they make the keyboard switch into a stylus pad for illustrator/photoshop/indesign.
It suddenly becomes a massive win…
^ YES!
The whole reason I would want this!
Touch typing would die, though.
That or Tesla Touch.
TROLL.
(imma just reply here to stay on top)
WHERE’S THE XZIBIT-FACE?
yo dawg, i heard you like electronic devices
I thought this was a joke about puke. The reflection in the keyboard says pook(sorta).
Fujitsu. Increasing the risk of fire with each new generation of computer.
More like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUjitsu when you lose a piece.
I need to get a life/
FIRST!
Correction: “Derp”
Haha
What he said^^
Who are you talking to?
First? you’re a bit late for that….
What? You are in the wrong comment.
17 Dollars!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!
*throws money directly at screen*
*throws diamonds at screen*
*throws unicorn blood at the screen… oops I said too much
*throws bar of gold at screen*
*uses friend’s computer to comment on memebase*
Throws bricks at everyone above. There, I just gave you the same sensation if you were to actually buy this piece of crap.
^This
this computer is obviously not the best computer for hard-core (insert some computer based activity here) but for people like me that only use computers only for social media, keeping up with family and school, and is a communication major. this is a gift sent from god. So practical.
Yeah and if the tablet broke, you can’t use the computer anymore. Very usefull
You can buy a new tablet and shut the hell up because if you were rich enough to buy a lifebook you can suck up the extra money for a tablet, foo.
are you retarded ?
No, but you apparently are.
Let’s face it, if you’ve got enough loose change to justify buying this Lifebook thing, you’ve got enough to get a new tablet.
^What this guy said
i hope its under $200 because I wouldnt pay more.
then dont buy anything from sony because they have a looong history of over pricing items, especially those that end up bombing. (PSP vita foreshadowing perhaps?)
Apparently new devices no longer have warranty periods either.
external keyboard beeyatch
A better cheaper computer that comes with a real keyboard already biotch!!
thats the one part I didnt like either. I dont want to type on a flat surface, give me keys!!!
I like your name
Mmmmm!
Cool story, bro
Yup. A keyboard without tactile feedback would be maddening.
Why doesn’t the phone/media player (which obviously has a touchscreen) not dock below the tablet, where the trackpad is. Then you have even less duplication of inputs.
good question it would have been better
When I first saw the picture, I assumed this was the case. But upon further exciminations, it wasn’t. A shame.
agreeed
Damn Japs…… always finding ways to make the USA fatter.
Does bacon come from Japan?
Videos Games = CLOSE ENOUGH!
its their revenge for Hiroshima
But that’s when we made it even.
“low chances of injury as the keypad is not mechanical”
How the HELL do you injure yourself typing on a keyboard?
It’s the keys, man! they come out of nowhere, man! They just sit there waiting… paitiently… for the right moment.
Sooon…
O__O
low chances of injury, high chances of being pretty annoying.
Certainly, because with a mechanical keyboard you can feel the keys which makes it easy to type without looking at them. Which you can’t do on a touch screen keyboard.
I was expecting Xzibit in the bottom panel. Quite disappointing.
well now that you say that there will probably be a repost here in a week or two…thanks a lot XD
There would be a repost even if I would not have said that. Seems trendy lately, amirite?
It’s wrooong!
this is pretty intense! i want one!
Touch-sensitive surface for a keyboard on a notebook? How disappointingly useless…
So many parts to break!
Congratulations, you have invented the laptop.
Lol this is cool but I bet if you dropped it it would shatter Dx
Like any other electronic appliance? douche
Nope. I’ve dropped my laptop before and it was fine. Aluminum cases are pretty sturdy.
My laptop has fallen from places multiple times. One time was bad enough that the computer froze and freaked me out. But whaddya know, here I am, typing away on said laptop.
i dropped mine off a cliff and it worked for a few more months
I dropped my Nokia and it shattered the floor.
Gz this was on 9gag 2 month ago…
F*cking hipsters….
You know what else was on 9gag 2 months ago and shouldn’t be here. *Rolls a mirror in front of you*
You know what else was on 9gag 2 months ago and shouldn’t be here? <<<< This is where you should have stopped.
I saw something very similar to this last year on Gizmodo.
I hope the concept stays as such, because this is a truly atrocious product.
So in other words, if you have a laptop with a webcam and a 5 year-old iPod then don’t bother wasting money on this?
What happens when you get a text message or phone call and your phone/media player is inside of your laptop/tablet/digital camera?
then tell it to get out of your life
So if it gets stolen so does your phone, tablet and camera? LOL
If you can’t rest your hands on the keyboard, then I’ll have to refuse this offer.
TL; DR
I don’t find this exciting at all.
I would prefer a normal laptop thank you. The keyboards are easier to use and they can handle video games.
this isn’t a comixed meme posting. this is an ad from Fujitsu. Wake up.
At least the Brazzers and Nokia ones are funny. This is just a dumb ad with a face added to it.
this screams bad idea, as well as pretentious hipster
for a better idea check out raspberry pi, 25 dollars and says it will run doom3
would this thong be able to run a real game? are there real buttons that airnt a pain to use? does it cost far to much for the shiny covering that ur are think of buying it for?
Yes, does this thong have real buttons rather than touch interface?
I personally like the touch interface after the removal of the thong.
Well that’s not suggestive.
Mother of god
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!
im totally saving up for the second gen life book
DO NOT WANT. No physical keyboard!
As seemingly pointless as this is… one must admit… it’s pretty sexy to look at.
And as much as I agree that a touch-screen keyboard on a laptop screams ‘awkward’ and ‘unnecessary,’ I think we’d get used to it after a while. Consider how we type today; on the first typewriters, keys were arranged in alphabetical order, and we have the qwerty system because people were jacking up their equipment. We don’t even think twice about the position of the keys when we’re typing 500 words a minute. Don’t you think people back then would also have thought “This is stupid! I can’t type anything without looking at the keys!” when things changed on them? In ten or twenty years, I bet we won’t even notice something so trivial anymore, and things like this may well become standard. Because it is very elegant.
Tablets and Phones are slowly replacing laptops and computers. Why buy a laptop to put your tablet in when you can just as easily use the tablet and not even worry about the laptop. And considering the fact that most tablets are getting bigger and laptops are getting smaller its only a matter of time before people forget about laptops altogether. So something like this is probably going to end up being a marketing gimmick that goes away in what I would guess to be a fairly short amount of time. Hopefully people aren’t actually willing to spend twice the money to get the same results.
Tablets suck.
I will never choose a tablet over a laptop. I despise touch screen keyboards.
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Oh, crap.
What I was trying to say is it’s gotta be harder to get the right keys if you can’t feel the little nubs that make the alignment right. You’d have to look at your keyboard a lot more often, or risk typing like that above. It may someday change to that, but I prefer real, mechanical keyboards.
It looks good, it sounds good, but in reality its not worth the trouble. Also, my question is what rich bastard buys a tablet and a laptop for his or herself? They’re the same thing!!
College students, I’ve seen many with both and asked this myself.
I have both, and I am a college student. I am also a Computer Science major.
Well people who just buy a tablet and already have a laptop are either of the following.
1. Idiots
2. People that have work on the go.
I myself have a MacBook Pro and an iPad (inb4noobtrollzme) and I find it quite useful. Before when I needed to do work on the go or interview someone I needed to get a pen and paper (which I have bad handwriting) and write down nots I can barely read. With a tablet it’s quite easy to do that.
But the point of a laptop is that it is a portable computer it’s supposed to serve the same function as a tablet just slightly bulkier.
My mother, a senior citizen and too poor to pay attention, has a laptop and a tablet. She had an iPad but took it back; she ended up with a slightly smaller tablet that doubles as the controls for a printer-scanner-thingy. She never uses the laptop in a portable capacity.
http://www.yankodesign.com/2011/05/06/bento-box-kinda-like-voltron/
It’s like this but ugly
i was hoping for an actual bento box, now i’m hungry for japanese food. this is pretty cool though.
Xzibit, I am disappoint.
The amazing part is, I had a Fujitsu Lifebook last year and it was the s**tiest computer ever to be invented. Now it looks epic. So they went from a 25 GB hard drive, Pentium processor and 500 MB RAM to THIS WITCHCRAFT?!
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY !!!!
I think it’d be a cool feature if they could make the phone double as a wireless mouse when sync’d with the computer.
Brace yourself,
Yar is coming!
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here is why votes disappeared from front page
When would I ever need a Tablet AND a Laptop at the same time anyway ?
Even for a presentation at another company, Using the smartphone to control the presentation via bluetooth would be more then sufficient.
Pretty redundant inmo but it’s an interesting design study. Perhaps in a year or two, there might be a usefull application of such a combined “mobile workplace”
shut the hell up if u dont want it dont get it if u do get it it’s that simple.
The real problem here is that this isn’t a meme of any-kind…
Add up the costs and you have the world’s most expensive and least powerfil laptop.. GREAT!
I know, right?
It is even worse than what apple is pushing out.
just imagine… in some office, someone was being payed to do this, not only that, but they genuinely thought it would be funny to us…
This seem pretty cool.
I’ll buy one in about 5 years when they perfect it.
Does anyone else think that the tablet is an awkward shape to be used as a tablet, and that getting your phone out every time you want to use your mousepad would be a pain in the ass. How would you get calls while it’s in the computer, anyway?
well i see the track pad is to the left and now below the first tablet… in fact i see no purpose for any of this why not just have a built in camera or just a built in touch screen keyboard?
so you can use the tablet separately, if you desire, and the data would be synced
so this thing is real?
everything on the Internet is real
Except for the women. They are all men.
there are no women on the internet
Give them your money idiots.
It still won’t get you laid.
fu***ng cool!
Meh. I hate typing on this tablets. Half the time it doesn’t register what I’ve typed, and the rest of the time it autocorrects the hell out of what I write.
Give me a good old fashioned laptop any day of the week. At least that way I can play flash media too.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.
The concept is great, as long you don’t have to buy all the devices to make the laptop work!
The day keys are replaced by touch I quit the internet.
^ This. When I strike a key on my keyboard I want it to produce a character. When you use touch screen you’re not even sure you’re hitting a key and there are chances it will not do anything because you hit it in the wrong way.
I want f***ing real keys which CLICK when I touch them because of mechanical pressure, not virtual keys with no body consistance !
We at fujitsu have heard your plea. We have added a patch to our latest firmware for the tablet. This patch will give you that satisfying clicking sound with each key-stroke.
*crowd roars*
Ok so its innovative, which is a lot more than can be said for some (cough Apple). That said I agree with Jester, I recently bought a phone that has a qwerty keyboard (the xperia mini pro fyi) and the sales guy was literally like ‘why would you ever want that over a touch phone!?’. So I walked out of the store and bought it online.
Also my laptop is pretty much a desktop replacement for when I can’t actually the it. The ‘Taking it everywhere’ is pretty ridiculous.
Drama queen! You should have told him to shut the **** up
i love my droid3 with a qwerty keyboard
that doesn’t look cool, that looks like a step towards a dystopian future where our lives and identities are ruled and determined by technology…
its all packed into one! thats amazing i would love to have this. But would the cost be to high?! plus how much battery would that thing consume having to power all those things at once?! plus would the quality of the product be terrible?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m with the old Jobsmachines ’till the bitter end, but I must admit, I want one of these more than a little.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!
“Low chances of injury, as the keypad is not mechanical”…. o_O what what now?! How does one even… with a keyboard… ?!?!! Eh, Americans, I guess…
RAINBOWWWWWWWWSSSSSSSS…..
Am I the only one that noticed the spelling mistake in the 4/5th section of the image?
PC Laptop lifespan : 6 years
Mac lifespan : Until you get home to put it in the trash
Lifebook Lifespan : Same as mac – only 4 times as expensive.
where’s the slot that takes my money?
Too lazy but someone needs to make a “Yo Dawg, I heard you like devices…” meme for this one
Where can I get one and for how much?
shut up and take my money.
i throw money at screen and nothing happens
Doesn’t the fact that the keyboard isn’t mechanical actually increase your chance of injury? Anyone used to typing on a regular keyboard would be tapping their fingertips with some force against a surface with no give. It would be like ballet dancers who are used to dancing on sprung stage floors dancing en pointe on a concrete slab.