Well, you guys did say you didn’t want any more “Arrow In The Knee” jokes…
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And also yeah… Stupid AI
Not AI
Though still stupid
Why not AI?
why not zoidberg?
Because of Zoidberg. IS IT THAT WHAT YOU WANTED!!!!?
no
Because AI means artificial intelligence, and there’s no intelligence present in those NPCs
The be fair, they do say something along the lines of “Took a stray arrow. God, I hate archers”, too.
But yeah, with high sneak you can basically rain down on them and they don’t give a damn.
i know what you mean, got 100 sneak and crouch walked infront of one guy, shot him in the face with an arrow, and crouch walked away and he didnt find me. i just facepalmed at that point.
Haha
if you want reality take a bow and gtfo outside in a forest.
^ this
who plays a video game with the desire for reality? this comment is paradoxically stoopid, sorry.
The point. You missed it.
i’m with u, don’t this guys have life at all? playing for hours ans still complaining about it. I enjoy playing even if it doesn’t reflex reality at all. I mean, for gosh sake, we slay Dragons an absorve it’s souls….
nice intelligence.
I’m* you* these* a life* Playing* and* reflect* absorb* their*
First!
I like when this scenario happens but the arrow is suck right between their eyes, sticking out of their face, “guess I must be hearing things” XD
They are still alive after that?!
The thief class: the second amount of lulz you receive in the game.
…#1 is Wabbajackin’ off…
What’s even more amusing is if you kill one of their friends. Right in front of them.
…
“I must be hearing things…”
This^^. They should say “Uh Oh one of my buddies is dead, I better clear the area or go get some back up or go fight the person ho killed my buddy” or something to that effect.
Best is when you have 100 sneak and you are actively shooting them with arrows from a mild amount of darkness over and over, and they have absolutely no clue where you are.
You mispelled “worst”.
Depends on how you view things. I enjoy stupidity thoroughly, which is why I’m on this website.
This^
it’s like 50% stupidity, 50% religion/atheist fights, and 40% funny ass jokes.
This has been the entirety of my Skyrim experience(or every Bethesda game after Oblivion really).
OP stealth ftw
This arrow must be bored of the guards knees.
Not funny. You didn’t even get the joke right.
The correct term would be “adventurers’.”
I used to be God but then i took an arrow to the knee
Yet done in town completely hidden 1000 bounty..
Well, it had to be the dragonborn! He’s the new guy.
I enjoy just crouching RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM and shotting arrows in their… knee… *ahem*
METAL GEAR!
False, it’s a 2D computer screen.
*Skyrim
Great idea, should have been called “fire and forget”
I believe this phenomenon deserves a place with what people you hit would say in Oblivion, “Did you hear something?” “Must have been a rat.” Yeah, a rat just shot you in the face with an arrow.
Didn’t you pay attention to Morpheus? The mind makes it real.
Doesn’t make that arrow sticking out of your forehead any less real
That’s nothing. I’d throw fireballs.
What kinda rats they have in those dungeons?!
So is this your first game you heard this in? Not MGS1? Sick of Skyrim memes.
Must have been the wind…
I am ok with this as long as I DON’T HEAR ANOTHER F’ING ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKE. And seriously there are other games. Pokémon has its own site so why don’t you just give Skyrim its own site so we don’t have to deal with your non stop in-jokes.
I used to make arrow in the knee jokes, but then I took an arrow to the kee.
They were going to make a site, but then they took an arrow to the knee.
I was going to take an arrow to the knee, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
I used to love that joke, but then I got tired of it…
Got tired of it in the first week of it.
I used to moan and whine about text on a screen, then I got a life…
My apologies. Memebase seems to have gathered 10 year old trolls with nothing better to say.
And it took you how long to notice…?
I used to be a 10 year old troll, but then a took an arrow to the knee.
I don’t get it.
a skyrim site where they make endless knee jokes, world would go under
They should have a LOL site dedicated to to Skyrim, due to the sheer volume of these posts.
It’s funny cause it’s true.
I used to tell “arrow in the knee” jokes like you, then I took an arrow to the back
The funniest thing I’ve seen in a while
This is way worse in Oblivion.
Or, on a dark dungeon, with 100 sneak, go in front of the enemy (he’ll not see you) and slice with a sword for a 6x Sneak Attack. He’ll not see you, and you can just sneak attack again. Works even with low light. I do it just for the fun.
Or, more funnier:
When you invade the monastery of blind monks, if they hear your steps and you just keep quiet for a while, they say “I need to stop drinking. I’m seeing things!”
Better yet, 2 daggers and the shrouded hand wraps for x30 damage (my daggers currently do 70 damage each, so that’s 4200 base damage – I can one-hit ancient dragons)
I used to make higher quality versions of already made memes, then I took an arrow in the knee…
this is why a lot of guard took an arrow on their knee
Hey, look! A funny Skyrim post!
LOL I did this with a headshot when I was like level 9 and couldnt 1 shot people. Got the guy in the EYE and he goes “must have been the wind”. Really? The wind blew an arrow into your face huh? oook pal.
To be fair, the arrow invading his brain might cloud his judgement…
are you interested in my wares?
Haha, I’m glad someone else noticed. We have witnessed the resurrection of Tenchu enemies hahahaha.
My personal favorite is the time I killed 3 people in the same room, while there was a torch on a far wall and some candles strewed about (but yet there was this dark area behind a stairway).
I snuck up behind the one guy and slit his throat from behind (with the awesome zoom out cutscene). I quickly went in behind the stairs again and the other guys were like “Huh!? What was that!?” Then the one dude stands over the dead guy and he goes “I’ll find whoever did this! You’ll pay for that!”
As soon as it says “Hidden” again, I plug that same dude with an arrow. Then he goes “Is someone there!?” And they both start walking around again.
“Hidden” again, I come out and get the other dude (the one I didn’t shoot), slit his throat too. The first guy goes “huh!? what was that!?” and I duck behind the stairs. As soon as it says “Hidden” he goes “Freshly killed, too… you’ll pay for this insolence!”
Then I slit his throat too.
All of this, in a somewhat lowly lit room (but easily enough light to see) that is no bigger than 30 feet by 30 feet.
Much facepalming was done that day. And of course, lulz.
OMFG THAT WAS AWESOME.
/sarcasm
you are trying too hard.
Must be the bandit leader. One arrow is enough to take down the normal thugs at this point.
OMG! Is this from the arcade game Crossbow?? You shoot the eye when it appears in the sky. CROSSBOW WAS EPIC AWESOME.
God dammit you gotta aim for the knees
Guard: i used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the knee.
*shoot him point blank in each eye*
runs after you, trying to fight.
So true
tl;dr
It’s not that he can survive an arrow, it’s that when you shoot someone with an arrow while hiding, the AI will say “Must have been my imagination.”
I don’t even know why I’m explaining it.
Can’t compare a shoulder to a knee. D:
Ezio wouldn’t really pull off his leaps of faith if he took an arrow to the knee.
He was in his mid 50s doing acrobatics like that. An arrow wouldn’t stop him.
Well, unless it’s a direct hit to a vital area…