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Walls in Skyrim caves are quite straight.
in the lower room is a hitler hidden
this chart must be about blackreach, the dungeon thats a quarter the size of the skyrim map. i spent like 3 irl days in that one
True story bro.
Guys on memebase shop at the gap? >_>
Express ftw!
females exist on the internet?
Indeed we do. We just prefer to make the internet males think we are non-existent. It is rather entertaining.
I’m questioning this guy’s manliness if Gap is the place he goes straight towards.
Wal-mart pants FTW.
This is what I was thinking.
sir you have given me the gift of laughter, for that, I thank you
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Look, big brother! The comments are off the charts!
Shut up, Mokuba!
+1 star chip.
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I guess I’m a dude now.
You wish.
I do wish. Then I wouldn’t have to play Skyrim in the kitchen.
Ah… what a perfect woman staying in the kitchen
mary me?
Marry* him and be an semi illiterate family?
I will not “mary” you. Whatever that’s supposed to mean.
Maybe it means he wants to say the rosary. Or maybe he likes football.
I see what you did “thar”. You seem pretty cool. xD
:3
Finally another girl who can roll with the kitchen jokes. It annoys me when girls are like ‘blah blah sexist blah blah not funny.’
Sexist jokes are freaking hilarious in my opinion.
what are you, 13? you probably barely have enough estrogen to qualify as a woman.
No, I’m just a very immature 18 year old. c:
The best kind…. Like all of my friends… xD Except we’re all 20+-ers
Far too much estrogen floating around on chat. Men you know what time it is? Time to remove the laptops from the kitchens.
Liek omgz a gurl is on teh interwebz and interacts with me! I must suck up to said self-proclaimed female!
You guys look like idiots.
This ^
This is just at pathetic as the “womenz on teh internetz” joke itself.
Sexism is a crime. And crime is for women!
You are quite a great specimen. Marry me.
Maybe I will, considering you actually spelled ‘marry’ right.
That’s all it takes? Maybe it IS time to take that laptop outta the kitchen.
I don’t need my laptop. I have skyrim.
So you’ve got a xbox in the kitchen too? *me gusta*
Yes. Since I’m a woman, it’s the only room I’m allowed to be in. Why not have my xbox in the kitchen?
you sound desperate.
My boyfriend always rolls his eyes at me when I meticulously go through every burial urn in ALL the places xD On quest: “Oooh, another path. More treasure to loot?”. Boyfriend: “Just finish the damn quest!”
I’m a girl, and trust me, I spend just as much time exploring a cave as I do wondering around the mall
*wandering
i didn’t know kitchens existed in caves.
But I guess caves exist in kitchens.
They can in skyrim. In caves, and even in ancient Dwemer ruins and catacombs that no one has entered for 1000 years, there are fresh tomatoes, carrots, and potatoes in barrels and cooking pots with lit fires; these area count as kitchens.
Im a guy and I spend just as much time wandering the mall (when I dont shop online) as I do wandering and exploring every inch of the caves in skyrim.
Because you’re gay.
Just stop talking
Then you’re gay.
Your man card is being revoked. So Gay.
me too. i explore a lot more than my hubby in dungeons and caves. he’s always asking me where i found my loot and i know he’s been through the quest line. he just sucks at looking for things.
ikr? Can’t stand the possibility that I may have missed some loot!
what guy buys pants at GAP??? GAP does’t have Carhartt
lol no but they have wifi where I can get online with my laptop and order some carhartt.
He’s obviously looking for someone to kill and loot for a quest.
+1 for Carhartt
….. but guess which one still has more money?
i was just about to say the same thing
I didn’t know women played Skyrim. It clearly wasn’t made for them, since I’ve never seen a “Make sandwich” option at a cook pot…
the mall looks an awfull lot like that cave…
I think not, gents.
First of all, the Gap is too pricey; second, Skyrim is just better in every way. ‘Nuff said.
RE-RE-RE-REPOST!
This one is as old as the internet….
or maybe as old as 11/11/11?
Females playing in video games?
Mind=blown
This is untrue, once a girl picks up a controller they become a man, boobs or not.
So, do you think Traig is a gау?
Women be shoppin’ amiright? Wow, this is so clever, and so fresh.
Yeah, this be a lie. My wife spends more time exploring in Skyrim than anything. Though she more likes climbing mountains than exploring the caves, dunno why.
While I’ve spent hours climbing up ridiculously shaped mountains just because I hate searching for roads, it is actually much more challenging outside the caves than it is inside. I can get through a cave while looting everything I can, taking every path and killing every enemy in less than 15 minutes, if it’s a hard cave where I can’t one-hit kill everything. Sneaking across the entire map isn’t exactly ideal, though.
It’s a challenge. Those damn steep inclines won’t get the best of me!
Oh god I’m male. I hate shopping and I make sure to clear every room. But.. I’m a pastry chef.. I’M SO CONFUSED!
And? Pastry chef is an incredibly manly job.
Chefs are men. Cooks are female. Your problem is solved.
It’s not true! I spend forever exploring all over the place in games, including Skyrim. Way longer than my bf. And yes, I am a girl.
You can’t even spell Mellony right!
I can”t be the only male who finds exploring caves kinda boring!
I’m with you. Not boring, but I think the game has many cooler things to do then explore caves all day.
Loot ALL the things!
^this
My boyfriend and I are the opposite in Skyrim. I look at every nook and cranny and loot everything I can find, he just runs through it and kills crap and gets out while I’m shouting at him “no turn around, didn’t you see that shiny thing?”
Truth
Maybe you should Fus Ro Dah him and take the controller away
Looks exactly like the Gateway Mall in Springfield Oregon XD haha
I’m totally the red line in both pics.
That should be”passing by a cave” not “exploring”
There’s a swastika in JC Penny, no wonder I never see any Jewish in there
I’m a girl and I do the opposite in both situation…I must be male then…
You’re efficient, that’s all.
Girls don’t play video games…..the living room is too far away from the kitchen. *troll face*
i have a tv in my kitchen. i can play while keeping an eye on my pies and sandwiches.
I’m a female with solid English skills, and spend less time in malls than I do exploring caves in Skyrim.
Now if only I could succeed at spending all of my time in the kitchen, but sadly I have no reason to.
Could make sandwiches for me.
He forgot 2 rooms, n00b
those are the rooms where bethesda trolls put the big chests
classic. i spend hours exploring caves just so i can get new items. haven’t even touched the main story line.
Lies! I look for ALL THE STUFF.
That’s how you get gold.
I beg to differ, that or my parents have been lying to me about what defines a girl and guy…I hate pants shopping, I order online if I have to……as for the caves of Skyrim and Oblivion….I end up leaving bodies as markers for parts of the cave I’ve already explored..I would have just scratched the wall but uh…no…Bethesda apparently wants us to be murdering lunatics with a plan.
So I am a man because I prefer explorin caves in Skyrim instead of shopping?
This is stupid and misogynistic O_O
what was the loot by comparison?
This must mean that I’m a guy.
The reason we go straight there is because that’s where the kitchen is located.
lies!!! im a feamale and i
EXPLORE ALL THE CAVE!!!
Not so. I spent a good 3 or 4 hours in Bleak Falls Barrow way back when. My brother blew through it in about half an hour. I explore EVERYTHING and it’s so worth it.
This is kinda funny, even though it’s not true. What’s even the point in playing Skyrim if you don’t explore everything?
According to this I’m male. O_O
Emilio
People play skyrim without exploring? How? Why?
1) To incinerate EVERYTHING
2) Because I can
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
Is it my fault that women dont know how to explore caves?
Totally untrue. I search every nook and cranny and I’m a girl.
In fact, I would think it would be the other way around.
Agreed. I’m also female and I’m the same way.
Wrong. I spent a good 5 hours into the last dwemer ruin I went into. There’s a lot of good stuff in there…
First prat is true, last part isn’t! I take longer exploring places in Skyrim than my boyfriend does.
part*
I like how the “a” of Sears is still visible in the second picture.
As my grandfather says, women have to pet everything.
I can’t be the only one that’s sick of seeing Skyrim crap everywhere. Not everyone plays it. Why not put it on a separate page like the Pokememes?
Because it won’t last that long, seriously, just ignore it and it’ll be gone before too long.
I sure hope so. It’s so annoying. If they were trying to convince me to play Skyrim, they failed. Miserably.
WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE WOMEN THAT PLAY SKYRIM IN MY LIFE…
:foreveralone:
…. I’m a girl and it takes me 6 minutes to shop for clothes and 3 hours to explore a cave ._.
Nothin’ like good ol’ Memebase to make me question my gender o_O
ever shopped for jeans at the Gap? $33, I think not.
My sister always wants to go into ALL of the stores TWICE!
I saw this first on porlaputa.com, so viiiiiiva Chileeeeee
A pair of pants from the Gap usually costs more than $33.
Ummmmm, I’m a girl and I am always sure to check every little inch of every cave
ahaha but the idea behind it is funny 
Sooooo apparently I’m a man when it comes to either of these things??
CAVES ARE SCARY, OK?? I can’t handle it.
I actually used to argue with my male friend. He used to clean every cave so quickly, leaving secrets and cool stuff. I’m the one who prefer to check every inch.
And also – I hate to spend long time on shopping. It is simply boring.
As I can see from the comments, there are more girls like that, which makes me happy.
swastika in the JC Penny’s!!!!
I’m an attractive female, and feel obligated to mention that I play video games. And that I’m attractive. And female.
if you know how to make epic sandwiches… so help me god
OMG AND U LIEK MEMES?! MARRY ME AND MY BACNE PLZ!1
I’m eighteen :I Female. I hate malls. If I want clothes, I dig around in the bottom of my closet or go to Wally-World. If I’m playing a video game, I explore ALL corners of EVERY map. Several times, if the loot regenerates. Money and weapons and potions make my world go round.
I act like this in the mall AND in Skyrim caves. See I can’t afford all the stuff in the mall so I pick all the locks ever in Skyrim.
It makes me feel less poor
-jazz
*is a girl that reads memebase and spends way more time on Skyrim than in shops*
gap? J.C. Penny? Sears? what are all these poor people stores? Macy’s is fine, but come on, I wouldn’t dare wear something from sears, of all horrific places! Why don’t we all just buy stuff from walmart while we are at it?
Don’t know if female troll
It’s because women’s sizes are meaningless! I can wear 4 or 5 different sizes, depending on the brand! Buying pants is literally and figuratively a pain in the ass!
Lol, this is like the exact opposite of me and my brother. He usually runs right through, while I GET ALL THE LOOT!
People on memebase shop IRL?!
What?! You can’t even buy sweatpants at The Gap for $33! I call shenanigans.
but you neeeeed to go to more than just 1 store!!! You might find something cheaper…but yeah i’ve never spent 3 hours shopping, my sister could…I think she has..
Or you could be that one woman who only shops at one store. But still spends a lot of money *because I desperately needed the clothes*.
i guess that means that i’m the guy in the relationship, and my husband’s a girl? he doesn’t find ANYTHING in the caves! it pisses me off!
That’s because you gotta explore, you never know when there might be a chest or something cool like that.
I’m female and would rather be playing Skyrim than going to the mall.
That’s why you dumb beavers never find anything useful or valuable on your adventures.
Lul 99% of females don’t explore caves in Skyrim. I am the 1%
You forgot to track both of their levels!
As a woman, I get my shopping done as quickly as possible. As for games, or just Skyrim in this case, I explore the crap out of every area I go to.
Wow, i can’t believe it takes 6 MINUTES to go straight and make a right(or left).
That’
s female gamers para ti
Psh. I take longer to explore dungeons than my boyfriend and I hate shopping.
Sears has video games, tvs, tools, etc. And he went to GAP.
Lies! I’m a female and I walk into the store and out and spend as little as possible, no freaking detours through other shops. As for video games, I have this OCD with them that I need to know the ENTIRE LAYOUT of the dungeon, castle, or any general area before I move on with the game and I MUST get ALL the treasure! hehe ^_^