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Rage Comics: Count Down to Your Hip Replacement

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  1. SilentCobra says:

    DAMMIT!!!

    However, the only things to look forward to are becoming a homeowner or have an apartment. Also, let’s not forget the badass cars in the hopeful future.

  2. Hoss says:

    26! Getting off of parent’s health insurance!

  3. Oreilly4Prez says:

    LMAO… when you hit 28 – 30, you will look back on your 20s and think, “Gawd damm, WTF was all that about?”

    So my point is… countdown to 30. Kids, no kids, married, not married… doesn’t matter. 30′s are so much better than 20s. Less drama… unless you’re a total tard.

    • Duke says:

      This is very true, but I don’t think anyone under the age of 26 will believe you.

    • cb says:

      I have no drama and I’m in my mid-twenties. But I also don’t go out getting smashed and make bad decisions that I prolong through facebook (and then cry about too much “drama”). Tards permit drama no matter the age, though, I agree with you there.

  4. Momo says:

    25 when you can rent a car and drive rental trucks. :3

  5. Flynja says:

    25! Car insurance goes down! 55! Senior discounts! 100! Meeting new people everyday in the same restaurant you’ve been going to for the past 30 years!

  6. boodger says:

    Still can’t rent a car or become president…

  7. Stevo says:

    25 again, Car insurance gets cheaper!! Oh and 35 if you’re considering the White House.

  8. James says:

    You can be president at 35.

  9. MegamanEXE says:

    I finally turned 16 on 12th Oct. But I miss being 10. :( It was 10x better.

  10. Mary says:

    Ffff… I’m turning 21 on the 30th. ;_;

  11. Andora says:

    65(sometimes 55)! Senior citizen price rates!

  12. Uninspired Required Name says:

    Well for me it’s “Now I’m 25, gotta go to work to pay the bills, cook for myself and clean up after myself…….I wanna be 5 again!”

  13. Simon says:

    You think you’re grown at 21? Oh – my friend – you don’t know Jack. Looking forward to age milestones means nothing compared…

  14. Holt45 says:

    Way to take the fun out for me turning 21 in less than a week :/

  15. sampir3 says:

    Can’t wait to be in my dirty 30′s
    WOO
    *cougar*

  16. Slim says:

    After 25 (reduced car insurance rates) they need more legal rights that come with age. None of this legally able to run for high offices crap. Like at 100 you can legally bow hunt people.

  17. KBspliff says:

    Being in your 30′s rocks. Old enough to get respect from people of any age, but young enough to have your health.

  18. Splinteredmind says:

    i cant wait to be dead cuz then ill finally be free from being screwed by the government … I HOPE!!

  19. calliope_jones says:

    62 early retirement age…. and for those who don’t plan 67 normal retirement age

  20. Ingy says:

    This is perfect…I turn 22 on Monday. Nothing exciting about birthdays anymore :( At least I have things like college graduation, marriage, and kids to look forward to though.

  21. gwrczts says:

    In europe, you are legal age for almost everything at 18 (well at least in my country), so it’s kinda even more depressing. After you turned 18, nothing more to look forward to.

  22. dutch says:

    at 16 i could drink beer, at 18 i could drive a car and drink liquir… after that… nothing

  23. Oievelina says:

    And I´m 23 :´(

  24. Zaracen says:

    According to this comic, it seems you were looking forward to turning those ages just so you could say you were that age. I’m 25, married with 3 kids. I’m looking forward to 45 and hoping they’re all moved out!

  25. Username says:

    I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Because I’m old and there’s nothing left to look forward to.

  26. incognito says:

    at 36 you can legally have sex with girls half your age.

  27. ZanPan says:

    …You look forward to death?

  28. SOC says:

    damn i’m 25 in a few months, i wish I was younger, I hate being responsible, lol…naww i’m good at it though :\

  29. Derp says:

    Forever 21.

  30. Ipostedatotallylegitemail says:

    I wish i was 6.

  31. DreamDweller says:

    True. I’m 22, and I wish I was 16 again T_T. Adult life sucks.

  32. Ckass says:

    “25 – Finally old enough to rent a car!” – Gerhardt Hapsburg


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