Anyone with half a brain would know that you can't just pick trees out of the ground like a flower when you feel like it. They have roots, they're big, and they are heavy. Plus, they change with the seasons, and sure, they're prettiest when they bloom, but life isn't always pretty. Get used to it. One woman was absolutely aghast when arriving at a hotel whose trees had no leaves on them. Imagine, the horrors! How could it be that the leaves fell off? Anyway, this woman told the hotel clerk that…

Apple… pay attention

They're flavorsome

It could be way worse

Get off my lawn, kids.

It should be more calories

When you're here, you're family

bazinga

Clock app goes wild

He got that money back somehow

The return of the memes

at least there's snacks

He contains multitudes

She said, "I'll show you negative"

Oh boy!

Chicken nuggies pls