Dispatches from the clock app

Whatever happened to "Thank you for making pizza"?

Every parent wants to have the opportunity to help their kids as much as they can and prepare them for real life. Some parents do it by giving their kids everything they ask for, and even helping them financially through every step of the way. Other parents do it by finding a way to teach their kids a lesson, and showing them what life really is in the real world. The parents in this Reddit story really thought they were teaching their kid an important lesson. His whole life, he had to work to…

One meme to rule them all

You put my love on top (ramen)

Let's get loud!

From “hush little baby, don't you cry” to “DUM DUM.”

The curtain is raised

Let people live

Coffee is delicious

Big is moving to Paris

No, you shouldn't

Legendary

They needed those paychecks

To be a girl is to perform

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