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APPLE INTRODUCES NEW PRODUCT!!!

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Did you hear? He stepped down as CEO! Even Steve Jobs hates Apple…

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  1. Luzbeloco says:

    Finally! our prayers are responded

    • Haarmarr says:

      ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WINDOWS FOR HEARING OUR PRAYERS!

      • Anonty says:

        What, you think Bill Gates asked Steve Jobs to step down so they could pursue their true passion of cell phone controlled Rolls Royce racing or something? They’re both gargling liquid gold before going to bed, move along…

        • AntiJokeChicken says:

          Actually, gold has a melting point of 1064.18 °C, so it’s very unlikely that they’d be able to keep such a substance in their mouths without seriously injuring themselves.

    • Elrilion says:

      Hallelujah my brother!

      • CHEEZAYBURGAR says:

        u prayed for Steve Jobs to get cancer, take a medical leave, then have to resign because of medial issues and such? that’s cold.

        • C-Eh-N-EH-D-EH says:

          if he can’t take the heat, he better get out of the kitchen..

          • Anonty says:

            He was actually kicked out of the kitchen by upper management, created a small restaurant that took off, was rehired by the kitchen and became the master chef, after which the kitchen became the best in the entire world. Then he stopped cooking and became the biggest news for the day, but still tests out and guides the chefs’ culinary creations as the leader of the pretentious Food Channel taste testers.

            He also owns the biggest share of Disney, and after recent economic issues, everyone in the U.S. wants more Jobs than ever before. The End.

          • this says:

            or start making sammics!

  2. liam says:

    HA! good riddance.

  3. whargabrls says:

    wait, what? what’s happening? D:

  4. Osmoz says:

    I don’t know what to say

  5. Revon Hyperion says:

    RLY? Is this true? Heh heh. looks like Google’s next step in world domination is about to come into effect.

    GLORY TO OUR ANDROID OVERLORDS!

  6. Jon says:

    The guy’s been struggling with a rare form of pancreatic cancer for a long while now. Although I’m not surprised I’m still sad to see him go.

  7. BubuBORG says:

    Um, more like, “iM really sick and i need to attend to my health since these iThings are pretty much selling themselves now”.

  8. Dolphin says:

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow who’da thought

  9. YunaStarr says:

    :motherofgod:
    Sh*t just got real.

  10. failtastic says:

    Actually he hates cancer.

  11. oliver says:

    :’( apple will never be the same.

  12. paidpiper says:

    I thought life would never get better, but memebase as just provided me with news that could prevent me from jumping into your girlfriends chest and suffocating myself between them

  13. gatobizco says:

    Noooo! I was waiting for the release of iBoard on 2012 and iMat on 2014.

    I’m doomed nao D:

  14. lozfan90 says:

    y u no :yuno: sell this yet

  15. Wait,wha? says:

    He has pancreatic cancer. Not iQuit, more like iCheck in to a medical center and still get paid.

    • BloodySlushy says:

      And shoot, if I was rich + had / have cancer I’m wasting no time at work. I can’t believe this didn’t happen sooner …..

  16. moar says:

    But seriously, unfunny picture, unfunny caption etc.

    Memebase can do better than this.

    • Derpina + Herpette says:

      i think nothing is funny here. i hate the scumbag things. its like trolling, but with a more retarded name

  17. Fan Boy says:

    He’s only quitting ’cause he’ll die in like three days.

  18. Andrew says:

    Listen memebase mods, you are the only people in the world that hate apple. whats that? huh? i cant hear you over your viruses?

    • Orly says:

      I can’t hear you over Windows’ ~90% market share and more reasonable price.

    • NaNaNaNyanCat says:

      the only people that hate Apple…. Wait….. So If Hipster liked Apple before it was popular, but now that it popular…. the only people who dont like apple… are HIPSTERS. Therefore every Anti-Apple Comment is coming from a Dirty Hipster.

  19. Victor Diaz says:

    I guess Steve has no “Jobs”.

  20. trollface.jpg says:

    I think Sarah Palin had the iQuit before you even invented it! I mean, it’s obvious that she’s a hipster anyway! Just look at those glasses!

  21. Duh says:

    So a guy has terminal cancer and has to resign due to medical reasons, and some of you people cheer? That is as f***ed as it gets, not liking Apple is one thing, but to laugh at a man who’s dying? That is cold, really cold.

    • Orly says:

      Oh quit crying, you’d cheer with the rest of us if it was Black, Meyers or Beiber.

      • Why hello there says:

        Not really. Some one worse will take their places and make us wish we had them back. At least with these three, I can actually stand them. Meyer’s lame vamp trend is ending, Biebers will get older and also die down, and I only see Black related stuff here.

  22. Hahasgirl says:

    I thought the caption said ‘iQuilt’ at first glance. I was wondering where the joke was…

  23. Dr. Fattman says:

    Though this was the first thing on Memebase in months to have made me laugh, and though I’m not much of an Apple fan, it was quite sad to hear he resigned. He was actually quite a good man.

  24. the heww? says:

    1000th rating! HA!

  25. k says:

    I’d step down from Apple too if I had pancreatic cancer…

  26. Chuck says:

    i don’t get these people asking us to be nice now that he’s dying. If you are nice when he’s dying, but hate him when he’s not, that makes you an insincere douchebag.

  27. Pomme says:

    Insensitive. This is stupid, he stepped down in January for Leave of Absence as he’s very sick, and now it’s officialy over because his CANCER as gotten worse.

  28. Mike600r says:

    Callous and cruel do not equal funny.

  29. Nagi says:

    Someone else has taken over his job since January when Jobs took leave for medical purposes. Really, nothing is changing. Only just now has it become “official”.

  30. Elliobot says:

    Screw you bastards. He gets cancer and is forced to leave and you all openly mock him?! Yo know he didnt hate microsoft all he wanted to do was create something new. you.

  31. Ryan Wilson says:

    I can’t stand these. he did not ‘quit’ he stepped down because he has cancer and could not handle the company

  32. whoimi says:

    he didn’t really quit he just stop being CEO be he will keep being a Chairman for apple

  33. Orly says:

    Now that’s a pun worth a poster.

  34. Dizzymama says:

    Thank You. He has EFFING Cancer, JACKASSES! Everyone gloating= FAIL At being descent human beings.

  35. Dizzymama says:

    Everyone gloating= FAIL At being descent human beings.

  36. Facepalm is needed says:

    He stepped down because he is close to dying from cancer. The cancer is deadly, too. He doesn’t ‘hate’ Apple. This is unfunny, and the worst meme iv’e seen yet… this guy has rare cancer, laughing and cheering about a person dying is really cold, and rude.

  37. CoBi says:

    He has a severe type of malignant cancer; that’s not something to be making bad jokes about…

  38. 1kenny30 says:

    I phone is 100x better then android will ever be ):<

  39. Durr says:

    Do you really expect him to keep working? The man is really sick, he can barely walk on his own

  40. shin0bi272 says:

    I hope he dies a slow painful fascist death.

  41. Sponge Yeah says:

    Introducing…. THE Idied

  42. Dfrank says:

    I’m pretty sure you’re going to hell for posting this.


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