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Did you hear? He stepped down as CEO! Even Steve Jobs hates Apple…
This Meme was posted on Wednesday, August 24th, 2011 at 5:30 pm
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Finally! our prayers are responded
ALL HAIL THE GOD OF WINDOWS FOR HEARING OUR PRAYERS!
What, you think Bill Gates asked Steve Jobs to step down so they could pursue their true passion of cell phone controlled Rolls Royce racing or something? They’re both gargling liquid gold before going to bed, move along…
Actually, gold has a melting point of 1064.18 °C, so it’s very unlikely that they’d be able to keep such a substance in their mouths without seriously injuring themselves.
Hallelujah my brother!
u prayed for Steve Jobs to get cancer, take a medical leave, then have to resign because of medial issues and such? that’s cold.
if he can’t take the heat, he better get out of the kitchen..
He was actually kicked out of the kitchen by upper management, created a small restaurant that took off, was rehired by the kitchen and became the master chef, after which the kitchen became the best in the entire world. Then he stopped cooking and became the biggest news for the day, but still tests out and guides the chefs’ culinary creations as the leader of the pretentious Food Channel taste testers.
He also owns the biggest share of Disney, and after recent economic issues, everyone in the U.S. wants more Jobs than ever before. The End.
^ Mactard spoted.
or start making sammics!
HA! good riddance.
wait, what? what’s happening? D:
he’s dying
I don’t know what to say
Your tears say more than real evidence would ever say
RLY? Is this true? Heh heh. looks like Google’s next step in world domination is about to come into effect.
GLORY TO OUR ANDROID OVERLORDS!
Well I don’t like you either!!!!!!!!!!!!
Steve! hail for me your sis “blow”!
The guy’s been struggling with a rare form of pancreatic cancer for a long while now. Although I’m not surprised I’m still sad to see him go.
There’s no app for that.
Um, more like, “iM really sick and i need to attend to my health since these iThings are pretty much selling themselves now”.
Nice to see there is at least one person here who understands.
^This
Thank God, some one who is not a technologically impaired duck.
All hail King Steve!
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooow who’da thought
:motherofgod:
Sh*t just got real.
Actually he hates cancer.
Actually, I imagine that most people hate cancer.
:’( apple will never be the same.
True…
He is still the Chairman of Apple, ergo Steve Jobs is still at apple. Just no longer CEO,
I thought life would never get better, but memebase as just provided me with news that could prevent me from jumping into your girlfriends chest and suffocating myself between them
Provided that you actually exist.
http://cheezburger.com/View/5127633408
Noooo! I was waiting for the release of iBoard on 2012 and iMat on 2014.
I’m doomed nao D:
y u no :yuno: sell this yet
Yo!
He has pancreatic cancer. Not iQuit, more like iCheck in to a medical center and still get paid.
And shoot, if I was rich + had / have cancer I’m wasting no time at work. I can’t believe this didn’t happen sooner …..
But seriously, unfunny picture, unfunny caption etc.
Memebase can do better than this.
i think nothing is funny here. i hate the scumbag things. its like trolling, but with a more retarded name
He’s only quitting ’cause he’ll die in like three days.
Listen memebase mods, you are the only people in the world that hate apple. whats that? huh? i cant hear you over your viruses?
I can’t hear you over Windows’ ~90% market share and more reasonable price.
the only people that hate Apple…. Wait….. So If Hipster liked Apple before it was popular, but now that it popular…. the only people who dont like apple… are HIPSTERS. Therefore every Anti-Apple Comment is coming from a Dirty Hipster.
I guess Steve has no “Jobs”.
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
I think Sarah Palin had the iQuit before you even invented it! I mean, it’s obvious that she’s a hipster anyway! Just look at those glasses!
So a guy has terminal cancer and has to resign due to medical reasons, and some of you people cheer? That is as f***ed as it gets, not liking Apple is one thing, but to laugh at a man who’s dying? That is cold, really cold.
Oh quit crying, you’d cheer with the rest of us if it was Black, Meyers or Beiber.
Not really. Some one worse will take their places and make us wish we had them back. At least with these three, I can actually stand them. Meyer’s lame vamp trend is ending, Biebers will get older and also die down, and I only see Black related stuff here.
I thought the caption said ‘iQuilt’ at first glance. I was wondering where the joke was…
Though this was the first thing on Memebase in months to have made me laugh, and though I’m not much of an Apple fan, it was quite sad to hear he resigned. He was actually quite a good man.
1000th rating! HA!
I’d step down from Apple too if I had pancreatic cancer…
i don’t get these people asking us to be nice now that he’s dying. If you are nice when he’s dying, but hate him when he’s not, that makes you an insincere douchebag.
No, it would make you a decent person
Why only care when they’re dying? If you really cared about it, you would have cared about him when he was in good health. If you suddenly care about him, you’re too late.
*Him
^ this
Insensitive. This is stupid, he stepped down in January for Leave of Absence as he’s very sick, and now it’s officialy over because his CANCER as gotten worse.
Callous and cruel do not equal funny.
Someone else has taken over his job since January when Jobs took leave for medical purposes. Really, nothing is changing. Only just now has it become “official”.
Screw you bastards. He gets cancer and is forced to leave and you all openly mock him?! Yo know he didnt hate microsoft all he wanted to do was create something new. you.
I can’t stand these. he did not ‘quit’ he stepped down because he has cancer and could not handle the company
So… he quit. That’s what it is called.
he didn’t really quit he just stop being CEO be he will keep being a Chairman for apple
Now that’s a pun worth a poster.
Thank You. He has EFFING Cancer, JACKASSES! Everyone gloating= FAIL At being descent human beings.
Everyone gloating= FAIL At being descent human beings.
He stepped down because he is close to dying from cancer. The cancer is deadly, too. He doesn’t ‘hate’ Apple. This is unfunny, and the worst meme iv’e seen yet… this guy has rare cancer, laughing and cheering about a person dying is really cold, and rude.
He has a severe type of malignant cancer; that’s not something to be making bad jokes about…
I phone is 100x better then android will ever be ):<
Do you really expect him to keep working? The man is really sick, he can barely walk on his own
I hope he dies a slow painful fascist death.
he just died………… RIP STEVE JOBS!
Introducing…. THE Idied
I’m pretty sure you’re going to hell for posting this.