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Must . . . not . . hurl!! . .
why is chocolate rain the most expensive drink here?
I would just love to go there one day
It’s 7:50am on a Monday here, and I could go for an Insanity Wolf right about now.
SO MANY DO WANT
Where is this incredible cafe/bar of fabulousness??
Its in Everett WA. A tavern called AFK Tavern. It rocks. They have Xboxes set up for LAN play, Kinect, Playstation, a stage for rockband or the like, Tons of board games and you can set of parties for DnD and whatever.
I live in Portland! Roadtrip! W00t!
Ha, I live in Everett! Guess who’s getting out of the house for a change.
That’s so awesome to hear. THESE ARE OUR PEOPLE. MINGLE AND BE MERRY.
Holy crap there’s something awesome in Everett? I’ve lived here for 2 years an only seen crack heads.
And^
You must have overlooked the meth junkies!
GOOD GOD WHY MUST I LIVE IN DELAWARE!!!
Why must I live in Belgium ! ?
why must I live in MEXICO?!
Damn you Easyjet! Y U NO CLOSER ? I’M JELLY!
Why must I live in Canada!?
Why must I live in Australia!?!?!?!
Dude, we have the Mana Bar.
you mean the man bra?
I mean the Mana Bar, a video game bar in Brisbane and soon to open in Melbourne.
http://www.manabar.com.au/
it’s not as if the government is holding you back…
We found Heaven on Earth, and it’s the AFK Tavern!
Salut! Better drink my own piss!
They need a drink called “My Own Piss”
I swear, I want to try every. single. one. If you guys know wtf is in each undefined drink, please tell! This sad case doesn’t live near there so can’t go…
I would love to go there, but sadly, i’m under 21…
You only have to be 21 for the drinks. The tavern is open to those under 21 until 11pm.
actually, the restaurant part is open to everyone till 3am. the bar is separate.
Hahaha poor Americans, Australians can legally drink 3 years earlier.
You mad?
And most people in the world… But they can own guns. Go figure.
I’m a waitress there, and it is a bar & restaurant. As long as you stay out of the actual BAR area, you can be under 21, even after 11 pm. If you are under 18 you must be accompanied by an adult.
Dangit, I don’t even live in USA! I’m in Australia. No questioning truth of stereotypes below the line
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o.0 DO want! they need to franchise!
Totally agreed! They have to come to my city >.>
Y U NO make drink for Bear Grylls?
You can make one yourself in the toilets
+1 internetz for you
this
is sparta
A reply within a reply. Replyception.
more of a conversation
C-C-C-C-CONVERSATION BREAKER!!!!
C-C-C-C-CONVERSATION RESTORER!!!11!one1!1!
Better drink my own piss!
yo dude I put some conversations in your conversations so you can converse while you’re conversing!
cuz he charges way too much for his drinks.
Too much? That’s cheap! I’m in NY so when I start seeing shots under 8 dollars I start thinking good time. Shots of Patron go for 10 dollars on average in NY, it’s effing expensive.
$10 for a single shot? That’s so expensive! Can get shots for £1 in the UK (but they tend to have a low %ABV) but vodka/tequila will still only be around £2 if you go the the right bars!
Shots of monarch and other bottom shelf stuff are $1 there during happy hour.
Cool story bro!
Bear Grylls
Shot glass, you’ll figure it out – $4
With every drink you get a free Bear Grylls. You may have to wait several hours though.
+1 internetz for you
Bear Grylls: Sweet lemonade, ummm sweet lemonade
this made me actually burst out laughing.
We give in to your demands.
http://files.afktavern.com/wemakethings.jpg
WIN.
I have a shot named after me. better drink my own piss.
You want to buy your own piss from them?
WISH GRANTED
http://locane.net/images/bear_grylls.jpg
I love where you put your pens
I’ll take one hundred “You can’t explain that”‘s plox.
Ahahaha… this is the greatest drink list ever. But yeah, there should be something there for Bear Grylls lmao
Lemonade, Vodka, and Salt
genius: +10
“Lemonade”
Mmm, sweet lemonade, yes, sweet lemonade.
http://i574.photobucket.com/albums/ss183/jey42/HorsePop.jpg
Oettinger
eintausend internets für dich
if bear grylls drinks loads of alcohol, could he get drunk off his own piss? And how much would he need to drink for a proper amount?
Ask Oghren.
^this
(i love you :’D)
please take 7th grade science again
Where is this? I want to go there
Yes, same here
They all sound awesome….
This doesn’t actually exist, it was invented by some random person of the Internetz. You can take it and make your own bar out of that list though
OP Here.
It DOES exist.
It’s the AFK Tavern in Everett, Washington.
http://www.afktavern.com
I took the picture with my new camera because the drink menu was so epic.
that is fxxing awesome
Washington is now #1 on my travel list
THEY HAVE A PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTER.
I must journey here. I MUST.
PAN GALACTIC GARGLE BLASTERS?!!
A decades-old Dream, come True!
I’m leaving. I’m on my Way…
Now I know exactly what a Sonic Screwdriver is.
Haha, the pictures in the news are great : “Holy Crap, the internet found us…!”
And they also invented a Bear Grylls shot :3
Awww guys, now I only have to catch a plane and come to Washington… :’)
I’ll take 2 Ceiling Cats to go, plz. kthxbai!
Nice memenu
I C WAT U DID THAR
+2 internetz for you. :3
bear grylls piss shots FTW
I made it halfway through the list before I noticed THE CAT FACE IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE POSTER.
Me to!
Haha I had to go back up to look at it XD
I read it twice before I noticed…. Yeah.
What’s Rabid Gazebo? I’ve never heard of it, because I’m not very far underground.
As seen here:
http://www.brunchma.com/archives/Forum13/HTML/000133.html
Eric and the dread gazebo, go search it.
PURE GLORY!
Inceptions. Keep ‘em comin’. Kthx.
Dastardly Drink- IT’S NOT ACTUALLY ALCOHOLIC!
I must go there. They serve Kraken!
If they had this menu irl, no customer would actually get the jokes.
They DO have it IRL, and the customers DO get the jokes.
FAIL.
yeah? in what part of the world do random people who go to bars regularly visit memebase?
OMG.
It’s NOT random people, and it’s NOT random bars!
This is the AFK MOTHER F#%&*ING TAVERN.
It’s owned by, operated by, and patronized by geeks, nerds, gamers, and all of the people who were once anti-social shut-ins.
Even the GRAFFITI in the BATHROOM is written for math nerds!
I’m not making this up!
Everett Washington (AFK Tavern)
WRONG. All of us got the jokes. We’re all products of the internet, and all that lay within.
Rule 34.
obviously all of us got the jokes because we go on this site. But most people you meet in bars don’t go on memebase, believe it or not.
Doesn’t mean that people on memebase don’t go to bars
All of us at AFK Tavern get the joke.
It’s a geek/gamer tavern.
Who do you think they serve? Sports-dive bar types? HAHAHAHA.
Cheap as too.
I HATE THIS ENGLISH SLANG! CHEAP AS WHAT?!?!? CHEAP AS YOUR MOM?!
Newb
SO they changed the names of a few existing drinks, and created some that sound like a 9 year old got into their Dad’s liqour cabinet and tried to make their friends throw up. This sin’t so much of a list as it is some idiot trying to make money off the now mainstream meme rage.
U mad/jelly bro?
Y NO U JELLY SHOT?
So, when did you get thrown out of the bar and what did you do to earn it?
You only earn the badge of honor for being thrown out for drinking real drinks. No jelly, just saying.
IMHO, mixing half these things is what only 15 year olds and marketing morons do.
Just letting you know, the owner of AFK Tavern has multi-boxed ICC10 and has more than enough cred for these parts of the web.
Youtube nechja, she’s one of the owners.
Multi-boxed ICC10…ohhh sweet…But give Blizz two more expan’s and you’ll be able to one man ICC. =/
wolf has been spotted! all sheep organize and transform
p.s you just lost the game
My fiance is the bar lead at AFK and I know for a fact that they don’t just change the names. Gunner and Kayla (one of the owners) have more then 10 years
of experince between them. Obviously your not a bartender or you would have know that. Don’t act like you know what your talk about when you know nothing about the subject. These people aren’t posers like most people.
My fiance is the bar lead at AFK and I know for a fact that they don’t just change the names. Gunner and Kayla (one of the owners) have more then 10 years
of experince between them. How many years so you have as a bartender? Obviously your not a bartender or you would have know that. Don’t act like you know what your talk about when you know nothing about the subject. These people aren’t posers like most people. The staff at AFK are the nice and most genuine people you’ll ever meet.
Pedobear ftw, these are not the only guys in on the memedrink and I know JWZ does it right:
http://www.dnalounge.com/backstage/log/2011/06/06.html
Dude, words cannot describe how much I want a Trollface.
AFK Tavern, Everret, Washington
according to a friend this is their old drink menu, here’s the current one
http://files.afktavern.com/drinkslist.pdf
Here’s the owner’s profile.
http://www.afktavern.com/profile.php?id=11
omg, I love this woman. I want to marry her!
Me gusta.
this is awesome
Friday should have been cyanide…
No courage wolf shot? I am dissapoint.
i love the hypnotoad shot!!!!!
Holy Crap! That menu is from AFK Tavern.
This is just a ferry ride away for me. I’m going. They even have free RPG day @@
DOOOO IIIIITTTTTT
You should see the other drink menus and the food menu with things like the “Entirely ground based spaghetti monster (can’t block flying creatures)”, “Turkey club of smiting” and the “+2 tots”
They also have events like pirate night, and epic game day
Should have a Scene Wolf:
Vodka, Tequila, and Four Loko
I think that the Trollface should actually be non-alcoholic. Give it to sixteen-year-olds, tell them it’s alcoholic, and watch them think they’re getting drunk.
EPIC IDEA IS EPIC
Except the place would get shutdown. For seeming to serve alcohol to minors.
They had one for Star Wars night called “It’s a trap” no booze in it at all.
There should be something extremely dangerous called Courage Wolf.
they need an osama, 2 shots and a glass of water
AFK tavern is great. I live pretty close and have been there several times. I recommended it – wonderful atmosphere!
Now they need one for Nyan Cat!
grenadine, vodka, cream … and rainbow glitter.
I’ve been trying to talk them into putting grilled nyan cat on the menu. It’s just a poptart on a plate.
That is so awesome. If I had a bar in my house I’d print this out and frame it
stop freaking reposting please!!
What is thy meaning?! Thou shalt keep the Internet on the Internet!!
Follow up from the AFK –
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=224188817599256&set=a.177540012264137.42122.111077615577044&type=1&ref=nf
http://www.facebook.com/#!/photo.php?fbid=224188817599256&set=a.177540012264137.42122.111077615577044&type=1&theater
Don’t try to hard now.
Y U NO OPEN THESE EVERYWHERE?!
Thank God I live next to this….
But remeber kiddies, too much Charlie Sheen and you’ll face will melt off.
But remeber kiddies, too much Charlie Sheen and your face will melt off.
that!
I’m actually considering flying to the states (I live in Denmark) to visit this bar as my number 1 priority on that given trip.
Sounds so awesome!
i’d so buy the Pedobear drink with loli.
happy hour.
Would I get made fun of if I walked in and asked for a virgin Pedobear? ….
The Bear Grylls pint: Go to washroom, replace urinal with pint
Rage Guy: really watered down beer in a chipped mug
Chuck Norris shot: Shot glass full of shotgun rounds in hydrochloric acid
they seriously gotta franchise this out. utah would go nuts for something like this.
Ya Dun Goofed – 2 oz Southern Comfort, 1 oz bitters, in Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Consequences will never be the same.
This is only one of the many drink menus that they have created. Most theme nights actually have a themed drink menu to go along with it. They keep all the drink menus too so you can order something off of it months after said event has already happened!
BEST TAVERN EVER!
They should provide a seating chart for every person that buys the friday drink.
kicking in the backseat?
Anyone planning to go to the AFK, this is only part of their drink list! I recommend the “Naughty Wood Elf.” It’s so freaking delicious.
Oh my god, their menu has patch notes and a tooltip!
even though i am only 17 i want to try that entire menu
it looks so delicious i can make some of them but not all
post entire ingredient list please XD
I so want to go. Too bad i live in california n my mom lives a hop, skip, and jump away from that most wonderful tavern. Sucks.
I live in everett… 3 blocks from the AFK, i feel sorry for those of you who live farther
HAIL HOUSE GREMLIN!!!!! All HAIL THE AFK TAVERN!!! I love this place, if you like the drink menu, check out their website, their food menu is just as awesome, i recommend the Ork Burger and/or the ToadStool’s Revenge/1UP Burger
It’s right off the 41st exit, if you live in washington and are wondering.
http://www.afktavern.com/ Add them on facebook too. I’ll see you there. ^^ Just look for the short blonde asian chick.
I hate that I live in The Netherlands. I. WANT. TO. GO. THERE!
In New Orleans you do.