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50 Cent Is Such a Poet

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This Meme was posted on Saturday, May 28th, 2011 at 3:00 pm

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  1. Bobrella says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:02

    God that song was annoying.

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  2. sa says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:02

    Tl;dr. Learn to be a better Ducreux, Elz.

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  3. Drongo says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:03

    FIRST!

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  4. Guppo says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:06

    Definitely a new top-40 hit for the summer of 2011!

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  5. JK says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:12

    I take u to the candy shop?

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  6. Tylasaur says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:18

    And let you lick the lollipop!

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  7. DinoDude65 says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:24

    I shall accompany thee*
    Thou is subjective; thee is objective.
    U mad, bro?

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  8. lolvotenao says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:27

    Spamlol

    http://cheezburger.com/View/4809520384

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  9. Darkage says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:30

    OK rap song ir right ( i guess) but this isn’t archaic english. Just because you use more words it won’t be archaic…

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    • elz says:
      May 28, 2011 at 15:37

      Oops, I didn’t think Joseph Ducreux memes necessarily had to be archaic English. My bad…
      Well I guess the people voted anyway.

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  10. Lolerskates says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:31

    They actually had words for candy shop that were not glucose-fructose based sweets boutique. If you are going to attempt this meme do it right the first time.

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    • sa says:
      May 28, 2011 at 15:53

      No. No it’s not. It’s to do it verbosely *as well as* archaically.

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    • sa says:
      May 28, 2011 at 15:54

      Also. He didn’t mean arouse to dissolve or ingest. It’s supposed to be lick. “lick the lollipop”? Yeah.

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    • Lolerskates says:
      May 28, 2011 at 19:27

      That is fine it should be arouse with thy tongue to put forth a phallic sense towards licking said confection. However confectioner or any French/Euro sweet shop name would have been better appropriated in this meme.

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  11. hurpaaaaa says:
    May 28, 2011 at 15:36

    “Induced?” You don’t know what words mean.

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    • Zoe says:
      May 28, 2011 at 15:58

      Elz was being a sport about people’s critique and in her/his one response showed he’s willing to learn from mistake. No need to keep bashing him. Why don’t you make the effort (not that i am) and give an example of an adequate Ducreux phrasing for this?

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  12. BenB92 says:
    May 28, 2011 at 16:09

    finally a ducreux i could figure out myself without thinking too long…
    but it is kinda lame…

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  13. kilian says:
    May 28, 2011 at 17:07

    “Spherical”, not “circular”. And though I don’t know what word would be correct, I’m quite certain that “induced” is wrong.

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  14. wtf says:
    May 28, 2011 at 17:31

    I’m pretty sure people in the 1600′s didn’t say “monosaccharide”

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  15. Nephren-ka says:
    May 28, 2011 at 18:25

    Best Ducreux I’ve seen in a while.

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  16. Anonymous says:
    May 28, 2011 at 18:28

    YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

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  17. Anon says:
    May 28, 2011 at 18:45

    This is terrible. WAY too wordy, and I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Ducreux didn’t know about “surcrose,” “fructose,” and “monosaccharides.”

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    • gingerninjasam says:
      May 28, 2011 at 22:42

      And we could just realise that he spoke “ye olde”, not “ye explain every thing in the biggest possible words you can think of”

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  18. Powell says:
    May 28, 2011 at 20:09

    this is getting worse everyday..
    old time talk =/= big words

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  19. Herpy Derp says:
    May 28, 2011 at 20:09

    mmm…..Indeed

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  20. Dude A. Potamus says:
    May 28, 2011 at 22:18

    TL;DR

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  21. Old Hat says:
    May 29, 2011 at 01:06

    I like how the post has a rating of 4.5/5 but all of the comments are negative.

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  22. adssss says:
    May 29, 2011 at 02:12

    I don’t get it please tell original

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  23. Awesomebob says:
    May 29, 2011 at 04:31

    wut?

    Someone just surfed a thesaurus for this quote. Probably started this when the meme was still new, just now getting it out.

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  24. roflcopter says:
    May 29, 2011 at 07:40

    too long didnt read lol

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  25. skippeh says:
    May 29, 2011 at 08:22

    To the apothecary

    Revel thee in mine sweet horehound

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  26. patrick rice says:
    May 29, 2011 at 14:24

    glucose-fructose is a disaccharide, failtard. Hence GLUCOSE and FRUCTOSE (count two)

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  27. Curly J says:
    May 29, 2011 at 20:45

    The sugar used in lollipops is sucrose, which is a disaccharide, not a monosaccharide. Just sayin’.

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  28. Cat says:
    May 29, 2011 at 23:35

    Did anyone else notice the carefully constructed rhyme?

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  29. Ryan Waxx says:
    May 30, 2011 at 18:43

    Excuse me, MORON WHO CREATED THIS POST.

    This is Joseph Ducreux, not chemistry class.

    Learn the difference or don’t post.

    Correction: You obviously haven’t the wit to learn the difference. Just don’t post. To be on the safe side, you should sever your hands with a chainsaw.

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  30. Slavebot01 says:
    May 31, 2011 at 12:19

    Translation plz?

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  31. Jewonfire says:
    June 11, 2011 at 15:37

    tl;dr

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