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Art of Trolling: Pony Physics

My Little Pony physics presentation? F Yeah pony physics!

Trolling is a art.

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  1. first? says:

    first?

  2. Vicky says:

    OMG. Best presentation ever. :’)

    • lo1tehroflcopter says:

      um, no.

      tl; dr
      but several of the slides were full of text and he basically read them out loud which is not what ppt slides are for. although kudos to the kid andto the message and the presentation, the slides and the powerpoint presentation sucks. and i mean that, it sucks. too much text, problems with the vid and so on.

      although the performance is great, the presentation is not the best ever. not by a long shot.

      • Your Mother says:

        tl;dr

        Conclusion: Shut up.

        • Sinclair 2K comeback tape side B says:

          He is right though, the guy should have cut up his block-o-text’s into little bits of bulleted info. I bet that would have gotten him an A, instead of an A- /sarcasm

      • Rick Roller says:

        +1 confirm

      • Vex says:

        u jelly?

      • screw lo1tehrodlcopter says:

        how do you say tl;dr and then immediately follow with something far to long to read. Poorly thought out..and poorly executed..unlike this young mans presentation.
        You my friend are a douche.

        • fanboy haters gonna hate says:

          the difference is that the above comment was about a powerpoint-presentation which was proclaimed as the best ever.

          the comment itsself was not a powerpoint slide but a comment. different criteria apply. do you get that there is a difference between the two? obviously not.

        • Chris says:

          tl;dr

        • chimmeychango says:

          i concur, you sir are a douche!
          “I didn’t really pay attention to what you were saying, but in my mind I am confident that i am better than anything you could produce. Now i will say something derogatory about you so no one noticed that i am actually a douche that accidentally got used as an enema.”

          see how that works, i replaced your words with what i thought you would sound like to illustrate:)

          • lo1tehroflcopter says:

            i have not yet read one single argument that counters my original claim(s).

            I didn’t say “OMG teh sux00r!” I just said that the slides were not “the best ever”. so, in conclusion, you haters are trolls.

            please don’t attack my arguments now but attack me personally.

      • Toolonganddidntinvolveponies says:

        Too long and didnt involve ponies!

      • Crook3d says:

        You must really hate ponies or something.

      • Secksmashiin says:

        I suppose he shouldn’t have just read the slides, but I have never seen someone present a powerpoint and NOT simply read the slides, so it all comes down into the what the text says, which was awesome. Ergo therefore, it was a kickass presentation.

        • lo1tehroflcopter says:

          wtf?? then get your bottom to for example ted.com or apple or microsoft presentations. how in the hell can your statement be true? have you never watched ballmer or jobs do a presentation???

          and yes, jobs probably doesn’t use powerpoint but regardless of which presentation software you use, the same rules apply.

  3. tj says:

    I have that same computer. Therefore he wins.

  4. bulbaman1 says:

    And he is the only one to get an A+ in the entire class.

  5. I first saw this on ponychan. omg
    what have i done

  6. It is a me says:

    This is a pretty bad presentation, awefull painful background, too much text. But the idea is nice.

  7. Trace_108 says:

    You my friend are now the proud winner of an internezt

  8. Panda says:

    the force in third case should have been calculated from momentum change as F= dp/dt
    you woud have to measure the time of “landing”.
    Lets estimate this “landing time” as .5 sec, pony velocity around 300km/h (free fall max speed as i blurry remember), then F=300*1000/3600*275/0.5 = 45850 N (around 9000 pounds)
    it’s similiar to superman’s problem :)

    • Psyduck says:

      -9,001 Internetz

      REASONS:

      1. TL;dnr.
      2. You = that supernerd on route 33 with a megneton(put down the calculator.)
      3. TL;dnr.

      • Joseph Ducreaux says:

        Restrain from such speech! This fellow may divulge the abstruse mechanisms of magnets, if we challenge thus.

  9. Ex-Kal says:

    almost… he could have nailed it had he presented it with complete seriousness and commitment… but his nerves played a part… all things considered… 7.5/10

  10. Medardus says:

    ‘sup bronies

  11. Jacseabalon says:

    Talk about my Lil’ PWNED!

  12. depr says:

    And not a single A+ was given that day. Except for that kid.

  13. BenB92 says:

    so much win! xD

  14. Meiluy says:

    But, he forgot the cardinal rule as to why all of that stuff works there… IT’S MAGIC!

  15. XerotheShadow says:

    Oh.. And i know where this came From. in fact… i was watching the magic Happen! This was destine to end up here!
    SO MUCH WIN!

  16. Robert says:

    Yeah, I’m a physics teacher… if he’d done that in my class I’d have given him an A (assuming all the calculations were right, and those that I bothered to check were) with a little “+” for style. :)

  17. Florencia says:

    This is why I love being a physics major.

  18. Alex says:

    Very good but the punctuation was a bit off. 1000G’s for example, should have been 1000Gs

  19. evilelmo says:

    so full of win

  20. Holychicken says:

    Infinite virginity unlocked.

    • Orly says:

      You mean as in, broken? ended?

      Because everybody in that room and quite a share of the video watcher would have sex with that man regardless of gender. Yes, it was that epic.

  21. Aner says:

    Dark Matter Butterflies coming to a pet store near you!

  22. Mushi says:

    i whish i could do aomehing iked, but there is no chemistry in ponies T-T

  23. Pies says:

    Very good. But in the first calculation he assumes that the speed of sound is the same in their universe. A different atmosphere pressure or composition could change this and make the acceleration more reasonable.

    • dr funkenstein says:

      different atmosphere would not affect C (speed of light in a vacuum)

      whether C is different in bronyverse is another matter, but atmospheric conditions would have no effect on universal laws

      • Blah says:

        Light = sound here. Much harder to determine how far away storms are now.

      • Pies says:

        Nah I’m talking about the angle of the mach cone which is proportional to the velocity of sound, not light. Slower velocity of sound would mean a tighter cone, leading you to overestimate the velocity said pony is travelling at. This speed could change due to different gasses, temperature or pressure.

  24. Aureliano says:

    “you can’t just assume things, that will get you nowhere in life” followed almost immediately by “i had to assume a lot of things”….contradict much?

  25. NiCole says:

    I would so marry this guy.

  26. kath says:

    And thus, the internet becomes 20% cooler

    • Starlancer says:

      You cannot create coolness within the internet, just as you cannot create energy in the universe. You can only transfer and transform it. :D

      • Robert the Bobbert says:

        Of course you can create coolness in the internet. When it started, it was a video feed of a coffee pot. Then people got on and created coolness.

  27. Canadian says:

    And he forgot that even if landing on those butterflies were possible to stop her fall, it would hurt just as much as if she fell on the ground.

  28. Some kid form that school says:

    Steven? owo;

  29. New Guy says:

    You Sir, could be the Gordon Freeman of ponies…

  30. carnifex says:

    inb4
    “it’s magic, i ain’t gotta explain sh*t”

  31. fidoruh says:

    he has deffinatly a hero among people.

  32. captain Smuggles says:

    that……was…..the best presentation i have ever seen!!!!!!!! EPIC WIN!!!!!! now im thinking about watching the show XD

  33. Caz_the_Spaz says:

    this website just got 20% COOLER!!

  34. Pug says:

    Are swear words still replaced with MLP characters?

    No? Fluttershy.

  35. Buckoman says:

    So what was his grade?

  36. grah says:

    PONIEEEEEES!!!

  37. gman says:

    HE said magic was impossible, but he never said anything about sorcery! :P

  38. Pokefanatic says:

    I know this guy, I am handing him an award tomorrow

  39. Mort says:

    Rainbow Dash defies the laws of physics!
    That’s how far she’d go for a friend.

  40. MeNo says:

    I smell a Nobel Price for Lil’ pony physics!

  41. Yes. says:

    tl;dw

    My Caring Physics:

    Can be measured in micro give-a-5hits

  42. mm1145 says:

    my rebutle (I will put together a ppt presentation later)

    it is not a unreasionable assumption that pegges ponies have a much lower mass than earth ponies all flying creatures have a lower mass birds have hollow bones for example

    it is also demonstrated elsewhere that rainbow dash (and other ponies) can easy withstand hi accelration without doing some test we casn not know why but the asumption thay can withstand thouse g’s is just as vaild as his assurtion they can not and we have observational eveidance

    ass for the last one again we have no knolage of the terminal veloicty of a peggisi they obviousley have less mass than regualer ponies and the butterflyes to flex to absorbe some of the impact if we asume that fluttershy had a smaller terminal veloicty than a human at that point that fall could have been servivable for her but maby not all the butter flys

    in conclusion I bleave that he makes to meny assumtions espicley about the bioligy of pegssi poines

  43. pony fail says:

    What is this, you like ponies now?
    holy this is too much

  44. Boogyman93 says:

    He is so getting laid.

  45. XD lol says:

    best presentation i have ever seen XD

  46. Sonneh says:

    Oh great… More pony lovers. Why don’t you all go have sex with that childs show if it’s so “awesome” as you think…

  47. Lalalalalalal! says:

    Did he get an A? I hope so. . .

  48. Sam says:

    You deserve an A+++++++++++++++++++++++++
    dude thats the greatest project ever!!!!!!!!

  49. Will says:

    F***ing win.

  50. Thehilix says:

    Wow, just wow for making My little pony a scientifical object

  51. V says:

    I wish there were more people like him in this world.

    For the love of physics, science geeks unite!

  52. Joanma Razepe says:

    This guy is my new hero.

  53. IHeartFluttershy says:

    He forgot to assume, with the second one, that Rainbow Dash may have been actively flying while being shot up into the air. Just saying.

  54. Jesus says:

    Marry me.

  55. Jesus says:

    Oh please; Marry me.

  56. David Klein says:

    Don’t you use your fancy mathematics to muddle the issue!

  57. M19 says:

    This guy is my hero!
    Finally somebody brave enough to show his MLP:FiM’nes in public :D
    :MeGusta:

  58. cheetahluv16 says:

    He better have gotten an A. He made it educational, while still hilarious and fun :)

  59. Volk says:

    Did he say I watch or I watched?

  60. Name is here says:

    We have just witness the power of the troll god, but since there is not god nor devil we can’t call him anything therefore making him unpopular.

    ^Troll

  61. I think he’s the best with physics (@ his class right?)

  62. Me says:

    Awesome!!

  63. DizzyHizzy says:

    I’m in love now. <3

  64. sup says:

    Retarded. This anti-social deserves an F for wasting everyone’s time, not having a clue what he is talking about, and being an overall jerk.

    • Tyke says:

      Actually he knew what he was talking about. Sure he made some assumptions in some places but it isn’t like Lauren Faust gave all the ponies masses. As mentioned before he was reading off the slide show but in my opinion he was quite original and effective at demonstrating the point instead of boring the crowd.

  65. Dylan Warps says:

    I agree with the reasons he gave


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