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First
Here is your crown.
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No one cares you were first. Get a life.
u mad bro
u brad mo
ur bad mo
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Combo restored. U mad?
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Please uninstall the internet
ub ram do?
um dar bo?
?orb dam u
Bah Ram Ewe!!!
Yo, Jesus said dat da first gonna be da last, so deal whit it!
O RLY?
I know he got it wrong. But it’s ok, it’s not the end of the world.
I see what you did there…
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THARRRR.
I see what you did here, and you sir, win all the internetz!
+1
+ 9000
+9001
I see what you did there…
IT’S OVER 9000!!!
ah… hilarious
third
And what do you have to say for yourself, mister?
We’re already in Hell. Every 7th day is a Monday.
*Friday
u sure did (if u actually read the whole thing mister, it says that not even the son of God [Jesus] knows when the world will end)
Thank you kind fellow sir
tldr
But Jesus is God. That’s what they tell me, anyway.
The bible says that Christ himself didn’t know when the second comming was, and nobody knows but God the Father.
But Christ is God, so when Jesus said “no heavenly beings, nor the Son [knows]“, he meant that because he limited himself to human likeness, he doesn’t know.
Some religons belive God and Jesus to be different entities, not the 3-in-1 thing some others go for
Yeah, but they’re wrong.
Nonono but they’re right
The holy trinity isn’t something that was declared by god through a messenger. It was decided by men at the council of Edessa, some years after Christ.
Hey im not debating or arguing
Just a polite discussion
God the father and the Son are the same, but Jesus doesn’t know because that one had limited himself to humanity so that our sins could be saved.
They are all wrong!
I pity the fool who thinks they even exist
Nah, they tell you he’s the SON of god. You probably didn’t pay enough atention. But that’s probably a good thing.
No, the trinity, son, father and the holy spirit are all one.
Not all Christians believe in that. Kinda like how Catholics have limbo and all that other stuff..
No, Catholics do not have limbo. Fact-check your bigottry. (Just teasing you. But the limbo ->did<- get ''abolished'' by highest Catholic authority just a few years ago.)
Good day to you.
The Catholics call it purgatory, which is simply a state of existence in which you are given a chance to become pure of heart enough to enter the state of existence known as heaven.
Purgatory and limbo are not the same thing. Limbo is the area just before hell were those who did nothing are. In a way, any of those ghosts are spirits that are “stuck” in the physical realm are in limbo. Purgatory is a place where pious but not perfect Christians (or Catholics) go to be cleansed of their imperfection so that they can go to heaven.
This. Thank you for the mythological input, Neo.
Dawww, how can they abolish limbo? that was my favorite kinda dance… i could go WAY low!
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR. +1 INTERNETZ TO YOU, MOST HONOURABLE SIR.
St. Patrick used a clover to explain the trinity to the irish. it’s a good example if you are still confused.
thats assuming that the catholic church is right and they arent.
It’s not a very good explanation, but for those that want it here’s what tyler is talking about.
“When Patrick reached down, picked up the shamrock and asked his hearers if it was one leaf or three, they replied, “It is both one and three.” Patrick then concluded, “So it is with God.”"
I think he is supposed to be half-god. I am sure though that he gets advance notice of when he is supposed to *le poof* people into the sky.
More like, day off “le poof” God goes, “Hey junior, go on down to Earth and *le poof* people.” To which Jesus replies, “lol Ok”.
But I thought we were all gods children?
Yeah, but he has favorites…
In a metaphorical way, yes.
No, we are gods creation but only a few are gods children
If your mother and father created you, are you not their child?
God calls those who love him his children, the heirs to eternal life.
Not if they left you in a dumpster and you were rescued and spent your childhood in foster care.
How can the parents “create” their child
Believe me I have studied embryology and that is sophisticated.
The parents do what they gotta do but inside the womb the most complex developments take place.
In short it is the Allmighty that creates the child, not the parents
God has no family
“He neither begets nor is born”
“Nor to him is there any equivalent”
actually, if you read the whole thing, Jesus isn’t the son of god. He’s just a Prophet with god’s powers, in the same light as moses
Nah, thats if you keep going and start on the Quran.
Nonono
Moses and Jesus dont have God powers
Nobody has God powers except for God
He has prophets – Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses and Jesus.
And he sometimes gave them the power to do miracles.
Yeah, I love how there’s a continuum of Abrahamic religion, all with one thing in common: every one says that the Holy One of the last religion was a prophet, that THEIR guy is the REAL holy one, and that there cannot ever be another one after.
He is the Son of God. Where does it say that he isn’t?
Actually, you’re an idiot.
^ Aye Captain! I concur.
So clearly you’ve never actually read it yourself, you’re just repeating what someone (presumably of the Islamic faith) says about Jesus. The Bible very clearly says that Jesus is the son of God.
But it also very clearly says that the end of things was supposed to happen within one generation of his death, and that people who were alive during his lifetime would still be around to witness it.
So the end of the world is getting close to being around 2000 years overdue, according to the Christian mythos. Pretty much why so many Christian-based religions keep calling it early.
For example…
Joseph Smith, prophet and founder of the Mormon religion predicted that the world would end by 1891.
The Jehovah Witnesses predicted the world would end in 1914, 1915, 1918, 1920, 1925, 1941, 1975 and 1994 before finally giving up making predictions.
ah but the church was destroyed within a generation of his death by the romans as in a generation =100 years about.
and the comment on joseph smith saying the world would end by 1891 has no base and is unfounded
tl;dr
when that date comes, he will say: “I meant 12.21.2022″
kinda pissed that he lied… now i have to go to work on tuesday
At least he has time to more children.
thats my 17th birth day
Well turttle, happy super early birthday, your present. world destruction!!!!
and my 18th :B! Congrats:P
You guys make me feel old. May 21st was my 25th.
so where to send the presents then? (well it depends on gender
)
Mexico – Male :B
then, no presents. xP
The obviously sane *pokerface* man basically said you’ll never reach majority.
This christian isn’t sexy, is google trolled us ?
http://cheezburger.com/Casim92/lolz/View/4785398528
He got it wrong, the rapture’s never gonna ha
p *poof*
I see what u did there
So Candlejack’s working for Jesus now ? What a
Candlejack? Who is Cand
Okay, these are really big ears o_O
That’s how the chosen ascend to heaven. They just go *Wooosh* with their ears, and they’re into the skies.
*21/12/2012
Guy really is retarded. As is all of America. Day/Month/Year, not Month/Day/Year. Just because you get confused when the numbers aren’t in ascending order.
It doesn’t matter how the numbers are ordered, its a standard in the US to write m/d/y. It works because its a standard and everyone understands what it means. It could be year:week:day of week, and it would be fine if thats what everyone used and understood.
Dude, chill. You can write the date how you like it, and I’ll write it the way I like it. Deal?
Depends on where you live. In the U.S. dates are usually written as MM/DD/YY. Your date would be 12/04/09. Using proper english it would be 04/12/09 or: the fourth day of december, two thousand and nine.
In Europe, Day/Month/Year,
but in America, we decided to change it to month/day/year.
In the United States, you would go with 12/04/09. In Europe and other places around the world (I think) you would use 04/12/09.
SO NOW TURN AROUND AND BE IN SILENCE n.n
You win internetz +12/04/09
but what stupid order is that?
intrestingley enought the office order is yyyy-mm-dd do it can be expanded into [YYYY]-[MM]-[DD]T[hh]:[mm]
so you are both wrong!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W3C_Date_time
Listen, because you do one thing does not make it the correct way. It’s 12/21/2009, the 12th of Decemember, 2009 in America. Read it the opposite way in America and someone will call you an idiot for believing there is a 21st month. Read it the American way in the UK and the same. Frankly I find the Month/Day/Year to be more efficient and obvious, because that’s how it’s always been taught. Obviously you would feel the opposite. That does not, however, make your opinion of the more efficient the correct way in America, nor does it make my way the correct way in the UK or other countries.
Now kindly go eat and die.
Europe is retarted, ‘December 21st’ is just so much simpler than ‘the 21st of December’
Europe is retarded, ‘December 21st’ is just so much simpler than ‘the 21st of December’
A sentiment so silly you had to say it twice!
expert idiots whe even believed him
Are they Experts at being idiots, or idiots who consider themselves experts?
expert idiots who even believed him
expert comment who even gramma
I accendentally evened grammar.
Not the WHOLE gramma ?
hey, what do you have to do, to get your comic on a main page?
just asking
http://cheezburger.com/Neverhood/lolz/View/4785242112
Be funny.
This.
…there isn’t a twenty first month. But at least no one will believe this time…
21st day of the 12th month. Even when I see it written backwards by other countries I am able to figure out what they mean and not post a douchebaggy statement like yours.
Anddddddd. Cue the Boos. I told you so I told you so I told you so. Someone owes me a thousand bucks who actually believed it…GIMME MA MUNY!!
Suprised someone didn’t do a “most interesting man in the world” meme with this guy. “I dont always get the rapture date wrong, but when I do…”
So……..why don’t you go do one, then?
That’s going to make my birthday next year pretty nuts….
twenty third !
2012? oh, oops, i meant 2023. sorry for the inconvenience…yeah
Wish it was 20/12/2012 then I’d die a year younger /sigh.
make it 2100 troll
Make it 2101, for great justice.
ALL UR RAPTURE ARE BELONG TO US!
ALL YOUR FAITH ARE BELONG TO HIM.
He needs to go die already.
Hopefully on 12/22/2012 when we’re all still here, he becomes offs himself out of embarrassment.
There can never be a date for the end of the world. We have timezones. It’s like he’s saying that the world will end starting with Asia going towards America.
Isn’t it how it’s likely to happen anyway? The Green flu with start in Asia, then…
I lol at religioustards.
Problem, Christians?
I think he really is just trolling; same with all his predictions in the past.
Most Christians didn’t believe him, except the ones that haven’t read The Bible. It specifically states in there that only God can predict the end of the world, not even Jesus. Problem?
*prediction
God and Jesus are one in the same. Problem?
They’re the same like an orange. There’s a peel, pulp and seeds. Three separate things, one unified fruit.
Oh great. You just said Christianity is a fruit religion. That’s absolutely fabulous.
Even if god and jesus are the same, it would be hard to ask either one. Oh yeah, and if you think about it, the only two reasons God would be able to predict when the end of the world is, is either he hasn’t decided yet, or he’s leaving it up to us.
where is your god now?
how’s his prediction any different from everybody else’s of 2012?
Me no gusta you dude. You are a troll and you will always be one.
Harold Camping just passed away. Turn on the news!
Cheer up Harold, we all make mistakes, it’s not the end of the world.
Hey U guyz, cuz of dis nut, i got a plasma screen for $25 at a judgement day sale! :3
Do I think the Rapture will come sometime? Yes
Do I dwell on any date in particular? LOL NO
It will happen when it happens ok, let God deal with it not us.
i like turtles..
errr I mean 10/21/11 . Sorry guys math was never really my thing
Why do all of these religious nutjobs hold a book in one hand and hold up one finger with the other? al Zawahiri, bin Laden, whoever this dude is…
Halloween party date is set. It’s gonna be a fun October this year.
He forgot to carry the two.
Haroldtards:
Followers and believers in Harold Camping’s prophecy’s.