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Rapture Jokes: 24 Hours Remain

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Dawn of the final day

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FoleyX90

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  1. Chet says:

    OH **** SOMEBODY PLAY THE SONG OF TIME!!!!

  2. KingCrunch says:

    Remind the timezones

  3. P says:

    It’s not even the 21st for me yet.
    I WILL WATCH YOU ALL DIE

  4. Austin says:

    Hahaha Legend of Zelda oh how we love you.

  5. Flight Eagle says:

    I approve this message.

  6. Kuren says:

    Lol, awesome.

  7. Bugzbrandom says:

    Watch this not happen. They are going to feel sooooooooooooo stupid. I can’t believe people actually believe this. Nobody knows people, Not these particular “Christians”, not the Atheists, not the Scientists not the people who believe in Stephen Hawking. Lets just stop trying to put a date on it to make themselves feel better, scare gullible people and just live life to the fullest while we can. Can I hear an amen?

  8. brettaki says:

    Is this a reference to Donnie Darko?

    • Miharu says:

      No it’s the Zelda game Majora’s Mask. 3 days and then the moon plummets the Earth.. hee. It’s a nerd joke. :3

  9. Bjorn says:

    Nooooo!
    Link, help us!!!!!!

  10. Dr. Douchebag says:

    NEEEERRRDDD RAAAGGEEE. Its a reference to zelda…

  11. PVC says:

    It’s also friday, friday gotta ge– oh wait, everyone forgot about that already, nvm

  12. theI says:

    well, 40 min to 21.5. here. So Europe will be destroyed while USA will be still there? Those silly believers.

  13. McNugget says:

    Boo-hoo, let the religious nuts rid of themselves. I’ll laugh afterwards.

  14. Moorkus says:

    All right! Let’s welcome Jesus for his second coming at the top of Clock Town’s Clock Tower! If he actually comes in the shape of a giant angry world-devastating moon, I’m totally there!

  15. paigethecoolkid says:

    BEST CREEPYPASTA EVERRRR!

  16. Arthauriea says:

    ok, so, heres the game, take a shot for every earthquake around the world above Mag 5, heres a link, http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/quakes_big.php

  17. totemz says:

    I really hope I’m not in the middle of fapping when I’m raptured.

  18. Bren says:

    WAy better than Ocarina of Time, amazing new gameplay mechanics and much more difficult gameplay

  19. bopb says:

    Hey… why does the moon have a face?? Wait,,, why is it coming closer and closer?? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  20. GLaDOS says:

    someday we will remember this and laugh… and laugh… and laugh.

  21. Quote says:

    GOD DAMN MOON!!!!

  22. Ohai there says:

    O_O
    *looks out window*
    Oh crap, there really is a giant angry looking moon out there.
    FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU–

  23. oh carp... says:

    I got 15 minutes left… lol.
    fap for 15 min?
    Challenge Accepted!

  24. matt smith says:

    i totally put this on my fb page even b4 i saw this.

  25. FoleyX90 says:

    According to Camping – the dude that ‘discovered’ the date of the rapture, it will slowly ‘move its way west’ thus hitting everybody at 6PM in their time zone.

    • lolwut? says:

      Humanity is safe. It is 7:16 in New Zealand at the time of my post and a friend of mine who happens to be in New Zealand says nothing has changed. Everyone is still there and no earthquake like Camping said.

  26. burgul says:

    you know what would be funny? when the time comes and nothing will happen, they will dress someone as jesus and lie to everyone
    and you know what would be sad? alot of people will acually believe it
    and you know what would be cool? grabing 2 chainsaws, magic glue them to a paddle and going dead rising on their ass

    • J C Land says:

      Oh, yeah, & they can get smacked up side the head w/ that there comet the other nut cases believed that they would be riding on the tail!

  27. Oh, hi Moon, could you leave now, kthnxbai?

    You’re welcome.

  28. musiccat19 says:

    this is genuis

  29. oligi3008 says:

    Majora’s Mask is really creepy and sad sometimes.
    But I have Fierce Diety Mask (Me Gusta) and save the day.

  30. Link says:

    THE MOON! IT HAS A FACE! And it looks so sad… so sad…

    Gotta love Adamwestslapdog’s Majora’s Mask abridged.

  31. Danny says:

    The Rapture better not happen before Mass Effect 3 comes out! After that, I’ll be ready.

  32. X says:

    88 Miles per Hour

  33. Rick Astley says:

    im on space, problem?

  34. Samyking20 says:

    Well… In germany it’s 50 minutes past midnight.
    Nothing happend.
    I guess the Rapture comes on 17. June with OoT 3d
    u mad?

    • Protector One says:

      Well, a post I read somewhere from Google News said that the rapture on May 21 is a hoax and they may be doing it for the money.

      • Bugzbrandom says:

        Oh yeah, It didn’t take Einstein to figure out how many other people besides the Government are trying to Scare money out of people -_-

  35. Lol says:

    OH SHI-! LINK SAVE USSSSSS!!! D:

  36. ENder says:

    meh ill just keep on playing the song of time……… problemy?

  37. CoRrUpTeD CoRe says:

    Midnight in the UK.Happy Apocalypse Day Everyone!!! Can’t wait for tomorrow – OH SHI…

  38. wouldntyouliketoknow says:

    Listening REM’s Its the end of the world

  39. trolololo says:

    china is already suffering because is already tomorrow there

  40. Emily says:

    On the day of the Rapture it’ll already be the 22nd in Australia anyways WHY WORRY?!

  41. ganondorf says:

    >>AAvv

    haha suckers

  42. pollux says:

    This is a message from greece. It’s 2:28 a.m. I’m ok.

  43. Sophie says:

    666 likes. Not gonna ruin it.

  44. SeniorPyroNight says:

    saw this on reddit a while ago….
    *puts on hipster glasses*

  45. Mazgarok says:

    The man who said the world was going to end tomorrow is just… ignorant. He should actually read a Bible for once, as it even says in the Bible that the end of the world will happen when nobody expects it.

    And tomorrow, when the world isn’t going to end obviously, it’s going to make all Christians look stupid…

  46. Superbany says:

    Wait, why are you guys suggesting the Song of Time? That’ll only delay the inevitable. Oath to Order FTW!

  47. Ponies^^ says:

    F**k, i haven’t been raptured!…. Jesus knows what i did last summer!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Sarevok says:

    I wonder what it will do if i play the song of double time… (>) (>) (A) (A) (▼) (▼) … whoops…

  49. Ciphered says:

    Why is everyone saying it’ll end?

    • FoleyX90 says:

      Some christian talkshow guy did math, and apparently came up with May 21st, 2011 at 6PM

      • Atheist Troll says:

        Christians know math?

        • FoleyX90 says:

          Yes we do.

          • Ciphered says:

            I read on a website about this just now.
            1. They failed at grammar by thinking that 1 day is 1000 years to the lord means that when God told Noah he had 7 days before the flood that we all had 7000 years left to find salvation. Derpaherp.
            2. They lightly explain how they got all the dates EXCEPT for the one stationg when Adam and Eve were made.
            3. They claim to find “descriptions of the judgement times” in Genesis. Seriously? Does it LOOK like God would talk about the end in the very beginning of the book? I think they were smoking pot when they thought this up.

            • FoleyX90 says:

              I’m not saying he’s right, dude is off his rocker I believe. ( which constituted toward me posting this meme ) Don’t think all christians are idiots though or ‘biblethumpers’. Religion is flawed because man is flawed ( yes I stole that line )

            • Wheatley says:

              And one single person does not define all of us. Please stop with the insults. What this man says goes against Revelations anyways and some people (which I think they’re right) say he’s doing it for the money.

          • Anon says:

            1 + 1 = I have no idea; consult the bible.

      • Luka467 says:

        6 pm where?

    • Ciphered says:

      Just googled it, and it’s stupid how he didn’t take timezones into account.
      And he’s 89, how do we know he doesn’t have schizophrenia

      • FoleyX90 says:

        He did take timezones into account – it’s supposed to move slowly west, hitting everybody at 6PM their timezone. Nonetheless… I don’t think anything is going to happen.

        • Ciphered says:

          Which makes no damn sense because it’s supposed to be all at once. One thing that was supposed to signal the Rapture was Israel suddenly having very, very fertile land all over. I think.
          So obviously the man is smoking something.
          PS wake up people. It’s a prediction, not a fact. Weathre forecasts are usually predictions. Although accurate, they sometimes stray from the predicted path. So why will we believe this 89 year old man.

        • gigi says:

          Well, 6 pm has already passed in New Zealand and a part of Australia. No earthquakes yet. Surprising, huh?

  50. Nakajima says:

    I didn’t think about until now, but the Song of Time IRL would probably take us back to 0 AD..

    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

    • Captain Badassery says:

      Which didn’t exist. YOU HAVE SENT US INTO NOWHERE!

      FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  51. You just wasted 5 seconds of your life says:

    The earthquake which was meant to strike Christmas Island supposedly never happened. Everything went better than expected

  52. NamesAreTooMainstream says:

    if you haven’t played zelda you deserve to die.

  53. Beardtongue says:

    It’s 7:30 p.m. in New Zealand… ‘quakes were s’poseta start at 6.
    ‘Taint hap’nin. :3

  54. Omne says:

    I love how beautifully simple it is. It’s nothing more than a screenshot from the game and yet…it’s absolutely perfect.

  55. Awesome5000 says:

    Hey, I swear not all Christians are as crazy as this camping fellow
    i am a strong beliver and im pretty sure 6pm will roll on through with no problems
    people like him make us look crazy and are terrible pr

  56. bman32x says:

    EXCELLENT joke!!!! Song of time FTW

  57. Matt says:

    Curses. My kingdom for an ocarina

  58. Kess says:

    i almost peed myself reading this i was laughing so hard. even though this crazy guy is making all of us actual Christians look like idiots, this truly made my day.

  59. dcc says:

    the moon fell on me

  60. Altf4 says:

    I cannot believe that some people do not get this!! You need to go spend the little time you have left playing Zelda.

  61. Bear says:

    Rapture incoming in 2 hours.

    Better drink my own piss.

  62. Luka467 says:

    3:31 pm ( UK time)
    World didn’t end, it’s just raining
    Nothing new under the sun

  63. Ruined says:

    You’ve met a terrible fate, haven’t you?

  64. Florin says:

    9:06 pm… still waiting

  65. DerpFaceOnIce says:

    The moon will crash into the Earth…. LIKE A BOSS!

  66. silenthillmaster says:

    i was waiting untill 6 pm and saw no one dying or being raptured.
    [ at first i was like "OH MAH GAWD IM GANNA DIY!"
    the i was like " OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"] [victory thriller dance]

  67. Chazzermer says:

    LOLIts 10:21AM 22nd of May here in Australia, Still no Rapture

  68. CoRrUpTeD CoRe says:

    Well… it’s now 22nd May in the UK- All countries report in…

  69. musiccat19 says:

    still makes my day

  70. Brianna says:

    ….I was playing this all day. TROLOLOLOL.

  71. HeavyMetalJesus says:

    Such utter win :D

    Happy Final Day, everyone!

  72. jesus says:

    _________________________________________________________
    everyone above this line is jelly

    especially me.

  73. Ben says:

    You shouldn’t have done that.

  74. roflroflrofl says:

    This was a triumph, im making a note here, huge success.

  75. Kimi says:

    You shouldn’t have done that…


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