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Philosoraptor: Heaven, We Have a Problem

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  1. Megacerdo says:

    they kill themselves for being forever alone :D (first btw)

  2. no rapture says:

    There is no rapture…

    • susej says:

      your an idiot it’s totally gonna happen like it did in 1844, and 1914, 18, 25, 42, 81 and 88 also that time in 89 and 94, dont forget 95 and…

  3. TikTok says:

    They’ll be the saviors.

  4. John says:

    Flash Gordon will save them.

  5. Orly says:

    Infinite life. You jelly, mortals?

  6. cebuspoop says:

    ISS, Y U NO RAPTURE

  7. Scott says:

    Raptor-ture?

  8. Tralalalawl says:

    4

  9. Texas Ermey says:

    I don’t understand. Why would those in orbit be treated differently?

  10. Killingtarget says:

    My birthday is that day O_O

  11. Pun-isher says:

    I’m 100% positive the rapture isn’t happening tomorrow and I have proof.

    I have a can of peas that expire in 2014

  12. Hello my name is says:

    If the rapture really happened, I would assume they wouldn’t be excused just cause they’re off the planet.

  13. ronin says:

    Hmm…. I wonder what time god goes by. Cus here in Sweden the rapture should begin in 3 minutes (it’s 11:57) at night)

    …Maybe he goes by Greenwhich, in that case we have one hour.

    Use it wisely :P

  14. Valcio says:

    Big Daddies are coming?

  15. ronin says:

    Ok, now it’s Rapture time in Sweden and so far nothing has happened…

    We are one minute in to the rapture….

    Two…

    Three…

    F- wait, was that god!? … Nah, that was an airplane… Is that god!?
    … Nah, just a cat.

  16. Andrew Ryan says:

    I am Andrew Ryan, and I’m here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington, ‘It belongs to the poor.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs to God.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to everyone.’ I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well.

  17. AStroll says:

    There was actually a book on this.
    Humanity sends 7 people out to a new solar system to find life.
    When they get back 6 years later they find out everyone else has been raptured.
    The rest of the book is pretty much trying to contact god. (destroying nature, suicide, sinning etc.)
    It’s a pretty good book.

  18. ollie says:

    they go to hell for using science to prove religion wrong

  19. TheSolx says:

    http://cheezburger.com/TheSolx/lolz/View/4781636352
    Your Lava-heart cousin happens to the people at the International Space Station…

  20. harmony says:

    It’s not like everyone is going to be raptured. This is stupid.

  21. tsudun says:

    Ahm…. Philosorapture? Anybody else think that?

  22. DEATHMETALSTINE says:

    nothing, there will be no rapture and i’m willing to bet my life on that

  23. Rogueaudrea says:

    Lol, love reading the comments! I’m not counting on the rapture happening either, but the thought randomly dawned on me this afternoon so I decided to meme it up :)

  24. Risky 94 says:

    read “y:-the last man” apearrently only guys get rapture-ized :O

  25. Picky Sunflower says:

    No one on earth knows when the rapture will take place, not even Jesus or the angels know when it’s going to happen, only God does. So don’t believe them when they said that it’s going to happen today or tomorrow because they don’t know when or where it’s going to take place…but he is coming soon though! so please get right everyone

  26. ShockOfTheUnknown says:

    this comment doesn’t even make any sense : / if they are Believers, then they will instantly be in heaven. If not, then they stay where they are and God will take care of the rest.

    • ShockOfTheUnknown says:

      oops, when I mean comment, I mean the original post

      • Rogueaudrea says:

        I was playing off the fact that this dude said it would follow the time zones and happen at 6pm. Didn’t know what time zone the ISS would be considered. Basically, poking fun at that Camper dude. When it does happen, I don’t believe there is a certain day/hour to try to pinpoint.

  27. Mr. Blue says:

    They’re up there because of science. I’m given to understand that God hates that.


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