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I’m confused but do religeon nutters actully believe the world ends tomorrow? And if so, can we have them put down like we’d put down a suffering animal? Because these people are clearly suffering a devastating illness if they are stupid enough to believe such a thing.
It IS an illness, but it’s hardly devastating.
not all “religious people” believed that crap. just stupid ones.
Stephen will never be as powerful as the hypnotoa- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Chances are it will expand and die out instead of Nova.
I’d rather it implode, so my grave can travel through time.
There’s no “chances” are.” It’s not exploding.
Yes it is. It’s a star. All stars die eventually. So will the sun.
Sure it will die, but it won’t supernova.
But it won’t matter. We’ll all be long gone before that ever happens. Or if Rebbecca Black decides to make another song, it’ll be end of us regardless.
That doesn’t even matter. We will be LONG dead b4 any of that happens
Even so, in about FOUR billion years, the Milky Way Galaxy will cross with another, the Andromeda galaxy, now, the stars are far enough apart to prevent too many collisions, however, the immense amount of gravitational pull will leave our sun flung right out of the solar system. Now, maybe the sun’s gravitational pull will take us with it, but it’s just a guess, and the large change in location may pose somewhat of a threat. Long story short, we’re all pretty much screwed.
I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not.
The sun wont explode because it isn’t massive enough.
It will just expand and do all sorts of cool things until it eventually ejects it’s outer layers to reveal a carbon white dwarf.
No explosion.
Awwww
Sad face
thank you for understanding astronomy.
I was &about to say that, but I’m glad as h**l someone posted before me.
+1 Confirm
Not all stars explode when they die, only the really big ones do. Our sun is far too small to even have a chance of going supernova.
That’s what she said.
…
Oh wait….
._.
You’re an idiot. Please remove your ignorant mind from the internet. Please, just spare the rest of the world D’X
ignorant?he is right it’s been scientifically proven idiot!
Yeah, but the expansion usually means engulfing the Earth in flames.
Pack your bags, we’re going to Gelise518d.
Yeah, my bags for the trip in over a billion years are ready (like humans will still be there by then, lol).
You mean Gliese 581? Gotta get the right star or we’re doomed
Second on the right, straight on ’til morning.
You made my day.
Oh boy, not this again.
Let the religion vs atheism war of the comments section begin… again.
i was tempted to have an atheist rant… but i just can’t be bothered any more
AN ATHIEST HAS TIRED OF PROCLAIMING HIS ATHIESM TO AN UNCARING WORLD!
REPENT! The end is neigh… this sign is unmistakable.
failtroll is fail
The funniest part of people trying to put dates down on the apocylipse all turning out to be wrong is this: in Revelations, it is said that only the Father knows when the world will end, basically, all these folks are kidding themselves.
Which means that nobody knows? Which means that it was probably made up. No actually… it was made up. So… everyone is kidding themselves?
Yes.
From the Religious viewpoint: Legion’s right. If only God knows when the world’s going to end then isn’t trying to predict when it will end rather Blasphemous? Why be of so little faith that Jesus will return that you need to predict it? Hell, if I were God, that would piss me off.
From the Atheist viewpoint: This has been done before, and it’s never been any more true. Every single time it’s been said the world’s going to end, it has proven incorrect. Why would this time be any more different?
Whatever. If the Rapture’s coming I’m going to stick inside and read comic books and watch Doctor Who. All 40-something years of it.
All 40 years of Rapture?
Guess what: Jesus will return, the sinners will be judged and sent to hell, christians will be judged and go to heaven
You will not have some buffer time or whatever
At least we will have a great company (and barbecue!)
You’re an idiot.
40 years of Doctor Who, not the Rapture.
no buffer time? so i guess 7 years just goes at the blink of an eye during the rapture? Please dont speak of what you do not know.
For the people talking about religion being a joke, its no more of a joke then science. Putting my own view aside, science proves religion and religion proves science.
um… no? In what way does science prove religion? Religion and science do not go together at all. And before you give some history lesson about Muslims and math and all that, let me remind you that it was not because they were Muslim that they discovered key concepts in science and math. We know these to be fact. It was bound to be discovered sooner or later. The physical world will give us answers. Not the fairy tales that we dream the physical world will be.
lol your ignorance is amazing…Scientist go to the bible (and other old books) all the time to get an idea of what went down. Then use that against what they can discover themselves. hence the flood was proven to happen, yes it didn’t cover the entire planet but at the time it happen people would think other wise. You cant blame any god for the ignorance of his believers. thats an example of the bible helping science, heres an example of science helping the bible. Jesus on the cross, many non-believers doubted Jesus was even a guy. They thought he was just a figment of ignorant minds imagination. Scientist decided they wanted to prove he never existed…thankful that plan backfired.
now for your little ignorant spill about Muslims (not really sure where it came from is why i call it ignorant). Yes, it would have been discovered soon or LATER. How do you know it wasn’t a god who gave them signs and know how to discover it sooner? you don’t, so the very argument you use against religion is the same argument that can be used against you. Theres no proof a god did or didn’t help. Its all what the individual person believes.
Sounds like a darn good plan! Though, after a while, I’d probably go mad; all I would be able to do would be rock in fetal position, going, “Dundundun dundundun dundundun woooOOOOooooo…..” and saying things about sonic screwdrivers.
I’m with ya on that point, but i’ll be watching battlestar and reading everything i can get my hands on!
That’s my ‘STFU idiots’ excuse for people who somehow connect bible+2012. I hate doomsayers with a passion. [Also mayans have nothing to do with the christian god but for those religious angstys its my excuse]
Also I tell others to say the world won’t end soon.. if we’re right, we laugh in the faces of idiots. If not.. well we’re all dead anyways. But we shall not be wrong!
Apocalypse*, Revelation (singular) … also, “But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only” is from Matthew 24:36
What!? Stephen actually does not know the exact time of rapture? He lied to us!
Revelations was also a prediction of the fall of Rome, and the number of the beast (666, or 696 whichever one you believe) is not the actual devil, but Nero. It happened already>>
The End is Neigh? Here at last is proof that horses will bring about the apocalypse. The words “I own a horse” clearly do bring the end of all things. Repent!
Eventually someone will include in a prayer, “and God, I own a horse.” God will disconnect. That will be the end.
Such is the fate of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
My Little Pony, Apocalypse Pony! Punishment for their sins!
can i give you all the Internets? Even thought you forgot War Pony, Famine Pony, Death Pony, and Pestilence Pony?
The end is a horse?
5 FULL cheezeburgers?!?
damnit… not anymore..
lol dumbass religious people.
FACT: No matter where you go, there will always be dumb people. Not just religious ones
FACT: 90% of dumb people are religious.
FACT: 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.
FACT: 90% of all religious people were butthurt by that made-up statistic.
Also, Legion, Meroman didn’t say that 90% of religious people are dumb – he said that 90% of dumb people are religious. They’re not quite the same phrase – one implies that 90% of religious people are idiots, which they aren’t; the other claims that 90% of all the stupid people in the world, of which there are a great many, are religious.
On the other hand, he could have been making fun of religious mute people, in which case I had no idea that so many of the vocally handicapped were devoted to God.
FACT: Space does not exist.
FACT: The space core will never go to space.
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
FACT: 100% of Combo Breakers break combos.
“Quotations are often erroneously sourced.” – Ronald Weasley.
They just tend to correlate strongly.
[citation needed]
Not intended to be a factual statement.
That’s your citation right there buddy. =]
Fact: 99.9% of fact-free, bigoted rants on the internet are Athiests bashing religious people for being intolerant.
FACT: You are wrong. FACT: You are wrong because that is a bigoted stated statement. FACT: [citation needed] FACT: 99.9% of facts on the internet are made up.
C-C-C-Combo-Breaker
FACT: 99.9% of facts are wrong.
FACT: You didn’t get the joke. Why don’t you try hitting yourself in the chest repeatedly with your hand while at the same time try to bite your ear.
The reamining rants are trolls or mixtures of the two
All jokes aside, statistics show that members of the “intellectual elite” are more likely to be atheists. No hate. Just saying.
“be not wise in thine own eyes” seems like an inappropriate quote to use while trying to justify some random guy’s off the wall combinations of dates, numbers, and random mathematical functions.
I bet any amount of money the world will not end on May 21st.
Anyone?
I agree with you men, and I’ll bet it will not end on 2012 either!
Men? Did you do the verification yourself?
I bet $100,000,000. If I’m right everyone who says the world’s ending on either or both of those dates must pay me that much money.
And if you’re wrong, we’ll all die anyway, so it won’t matter. Win-win situation!
Funny fact, there was this small Christian sect here that believed that the world would end in the year 2000.
They all sold their possessions, quit their jobs, cut ties with family, stopped sending their children to school, etc.
They probably feel mighty stupid right about now. Well, except for the guy who was in charge of all the money that they gathered who suddenly disappeared with said money.
Then there was that Christian cult who drank the poisoned koolaid because they thought a spaceship was trailing the comet Hale-Bopp and was going to beam them to Heaven.
Unless…
God: LOL U MAD?
IDK….But i dont think those were christians, probably Scientologists ?
they wasn’t Christians…they were “Peoples Temple”, a cult ran by Jim Jones…
lol, nice fail you mad?
Actually, if you would read at all, you would know that the world isn’t supposed to end on May 21st. They think the rapture is going to happen that day. The world’s supposed to end in October following a series of natural disasters. I wouldn’t expect someone if your intellectual standard to read a few lines and figure that out.
How stupid are they going to feel on May 22? They’ll find some “explanation” and mark another doom’s day in their calendar…
Doom’s day? To celebrate the greatest FPS ever while we wait for the doomsday?
HURRAAAAYYYYY
Demons, you say? On Mars, you say? Killed by Rick Rolling, you say?
I’LL BE THERE.
To shreds you say?
How’s the wife doing?
Good news, everyone!
MW3 FTW.
I may be wrong, but when he referred to Doom’s Day as the day to celebrate the greatest FPS, I fear he may have been speaking of Doom, not the MW series.
Obvious fanboy is obvious
So… when exactly is this apocalpyse suppose to go down? I was planning on getting laid this Saturday, and I don’t want this to interfer with my plans.
oh you weren’t going to get laid this Saturday anyway.
great minds plan alike
wow, i agree with this
ha funny i will be at an epic 24hour party tripping balls then
whoopwhoop
As a religious man myself, I can say aloud that I am sick and tired of all these Judgment Day idiots running around claiming they know when the world will end. God wouldn’t just tell us when He’s gonna pwn us all willy-nilly. Friggin morons are just tryin to make a quick buck off the fears of the over-zealous and blind followers.
I agree completely. I am an atheist but I went to a Christian Uni and had to take alot of theo classes and one thing I learned from them is that the bible does NOT use the same mathematical system that we do. They used a different calendar and had a different perception of time in general (see – most beautiful woman in egypt being 200 years old. see – universe created in 7 days. If you dont know what I mean… think about it, if the universe was not around what did God have to measure time by, if he created the heavens before the earth, was he working off a standard earth week when the planet had not been created? Think about it) Basically what I am saying is anyone that tries to use MATH to figure out what things are going to happen by using the bible as a mathematical reference… are going to fail.
Thank you, even in the bible it says “No man knows the day or the hour” yet here these “prophets of doom” think they have the answer.
They can start whatever sect inspired from whatever fairy tale : no need to back religion with facts.
Sorry, but the Bible has a lack of fairies, therefore it cannot be a fairly tale.
Really? Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, et cetera were lacking in fairies too. The definition of a fairy tale is “A children’s story about magical and imaginary beings and lands.” To me the Bible sounds very much like a fairytale.
What Fairy Tales have you been reading that sound like the bible!?
When has anyone died in a fairy tale!?
Try reading the original stories by the Brothers Grimm. Which are dark and violent, nothing like the sanitized Disney versions.
Clearly you haven’t read any of the original Grimm’s stories (well technically not original because they were found and then put together).
To be honest, quite a lot of people die in fairy tales… I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a talking snake in a fairy tale though, mind you, that could possibly qualify as ‘Too silly’.
I feel the need to ask if you have ever read the original fairie tales, ’cause those things are rather gruesome.
I cannot un-imagine what the wolf did.
In the original cinderella the ugly stepsisters both
a) cut off pieces of their feet in order to get the slipper on
b) had their eyes plucked out by birds
Soo yeah. Fairy tales are pretty gory.
Why is it that people like you continually try to force your LACK of a belief on others? WE DO NOT CARE THAT YOU THINK THE BIBLE IS A FAIRY TALE. WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO BELIEVE WHAT WE WANT, WITHOUT SOMEONE LIKE YOU TRYING TO RAM THEIR BELIEFS DOWN OUR THROAT, SO STFU!!! It’s not like we try to ram our beliefs down your throat (except for Jehovah’s witnesses, THEY are fair game). How bout a little TOLERANCE? If you said that the Qur’an was a fairy tale, then it would be a hate crime. Anyone else see the dichotomy here?
u mad, bro?
he mad!
Did someone put a gun to your head and force you to read this comments section? If not then no one is “trying to ram their beliefs” down your throat. I cannot tell you how many times I have simply ignored comments with which I disagreed. Apparently, according to you, someone simply exercising their freedom of speech in a public forum is “trying to ram their beliefs” down your throat. If your beliefs are so strong you should be able to ignore these comments and move on. By the way, all caps usually indicates shouting, please try to calm down.
The question is: Is it YOUR choice? If your parents taught you about religion it is probaly their choice, not yours. (The younger you were wen they did the most likely you are to be convinced it is the only right choice). I’m not a troll. I just want people to think for themself. Love to all humains ^_^
oh crap. Sorry for the language mistakes
Sleeping beauty had fairies. ;_;
imaginary beings and land? Maybe you need to just stfu hoss….it has already been proved by what you believe (science) that most of the “Stories” in the bible are true. That most (not sure if all, haven’t really kept up on the scientific tear through the bible as of late) were also once living breathing people. If you think the land they walked in imaginary also…well then you just need to take a long walk off a short cliff……
Good argument Luke (sarcasm). Most of fiction stories are packed of things from the real world. It is partycularly true for the traditional oral storytelling (which is probably the main source of information for the Bible). Even today, crazy stories are told and based on real people (rural and urban legend for example). If your uncle is real, dose it means all the stories about him are real too? Did my uncle really killed the Yeti in 1968? By your standard the answer must be «yes». The Da Vinci Code book presents real location and artwork = must be real. Harry Potter takes place in London (which is a real city) = must be real. See…using place or people that really existed don’t prove a story is real. It only shows what information the author had at the time.
nice attempt to dodge the part where i said many of the stories were proven also. So your whole post=waste of time since it is debating nothing. the DA Vinci code…how do you know there isn’t a cult out there trying to pull like that? yeti…how do you know it doesn’t exist? you know we are still discovering new animals so what makes a big human bear mixed like thing in the arctic so hard to believe?and urban legend still haven’t been proved false for the most part. Harry potter….really, i dont even have anything to say about that.
oh and try this for size, some of it is BS but most of the examples here prove my point.
http://www.raptureforums.com/BibleProphecy/101science.cfm
I think you didn’t understand my point. It might be my fault since English is not my first language.
Your site is interesting. So is the bible (for me only for his historical and cultural value). But it didn’t prove or disprove god. Even if most of the peoples, places and events in the bible are from the reality, it is not a proof. Even if 90% of the Bible is based on true stories (<-I’m over the top generous here) it is not proving the 10% left of divine intervention (impossible to prove or disprove) elements.
Ok. Lets say I wrote a book about well-known proven facts and in the end add the sentence: «and all that was made by god». Even if 99% of the book is factual, it does not PROVE OR DISPROVE the last sentence.
Wish I was super good in English to add some gorgeous long & complicated word to my arguments
well, i can agree with the fact that the bible is full of stories that have alot of truth for them and some not possible (examples, maybe the healing people with a touch or living in the belly of a whale is far fetched) but other then that its a pretty damn good history book. I have never claimed god is real or not, just stated that there is no proof proving either or. (as you stated) sp maybe we have come to an agreement, if iam wrong please right me tho.
(oh, and an interesting fact to think about is, Science teaches you cant make something from nothing…but it also supports the big bang threw)
Good question Luke. The big bang doesn’t mean everything appear out of nowhere. It is a theory based on the observation that the universe seem to be expanding from one central point. We don’t exactly know how it happened. The big bang is not the begining of all things but only of the current phase of the univers (stars and galaxies and all that jazz).
We still have to learn but, personally, I don’t think anything was created. It always existed and always will. It is just changing state and moving for EVER…ever…ever…
I’m glad we come to an agreement.
but everything had to come from somewhere at some point in time right? what or who created the very beginning? where did the dust to forum stars come from, where did the heat or cold come from, how did it multiply by so much when it is all alone. There are so many questions about the way things started that science hasn’t even attempted to touch (that i know of, and i try to stay up to date with news for it keeps me from being the idiotic sheep most people are today) that Religion has already gave an unchanged answer to. So really, people who believe god arnt being ignorant they are going with the only liable choice in their opinion since its the only choice they have for how things started.
and yes now iam just debating to debate join in if you like if not it was nice talking to you boss.
Goldilocks and the 3 bears doesn’t have any fairies in it either but it’s still considered a fairy tale.
Depends on your definition of facts. The facts of the Christian religion say no man will know.
Thank you so much for being a sane, rational Christian… Catholic? Protestant? Thank you for being rational anyway.
It’s kind of like how you only ever hear stories about the really stuck-up, stupid Atheists and never hear about that nice Agnostic girl down the road who volunteers at the local library. Both sides have their idiots, and the sooner everyone realizes this and shuns said idiots, the better.
While I greatly appreciate your sentiment, there is a difference between Atheism and Agnosticism.
Atheism = No supernatural being running the show.
Agnosticism = No idea if there is or isn’t a supernatural being(I choose to believe there is something but am unwilling to say for definite what it is).
The point is the world will end eventually, whether it be by our own hand, a disaster of nature, or by god(s) (if you subcribe to that kind of belief). Personally, I think that we’ll blow ourselves up at some point before a divine force decides to end things.
These guys aren’t the first people who believe that doomsday is close, and they will not be the last (dispite what they think).
They might want to focus on more plausible apocalyptic senarios, like the end of their civilisation, the end of all civilisation on Earth, the destruction of Earth (nuclear war, collapse of ecosystems…), the Flying Spaghetti Monster gently grabbing us all with his noodly appendage, dragging us in a pastabulous afterlife, etc.
I change my mind, there is a god and it’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!!!
hmm, i forgot to renew my subscription
huh… my payday is tomorrow, lucky me!^^
Why does the text on the negro’s shirt look fake?
Racist troll is racist.
Obvious troll is obvious.
…I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to call them “negroes” anymore…
I’m pretty sure this is the internet…
I’m pretty sure you can still call them that….it’s not a rude word.
the N is capitalized in proper usage.
Mm, really depends on the person. Some African-Americans get REALLY offended by the word “negro”, some don’t. Just like some get really overly offended by the term “black”. Hello, there ARE some African-Americans of certain ancestry that DO have skin so dark it’s nearly black, and there are some patriated immigrants with skin that dark as well. Sort of like how there are some whites that are so pale they actually LOOK white in the right light (myself included). I understand the potential for offensiveness, but the description’s apt.
… wow, that got off topic as hell…
It’s not like he called them niggers. Negro isn’t really racist.
I can’t believe that wasn’t censored out…
Actually that is racist as well. But I came in here to ask the same question. The text isn’t fake, but it looks it at first glance.
@Debbie
> …I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to call them “negroes” anymore…
I’m living in the Bahamas (majority of the population is black). Today I’ve seen a “Wanted” post at the police station. It had a picture of a black guy and for race it said: Negro
Looks like I’ll really have to get stuck into LA Noire tomorrow. I can’t die without finishing it.
The worst party is I’ll never get to play Duke Nukem Forever…
This would have been funnier if the woman knew what she was talking about. The Sun will most certainly not explode. It doesn’t have enough mass.
I think it’s a dude, but w/e.
On PunditKitchen someone also mentioned that it wouldn’t happen in 5 billiion years.
Correct.
Most likely senarios are, in a couple bilions years, the Earth gets fried by the espansion of the star, either engulfed (most likely) or too hot to sustain life.
How long have humans being around? A hundred thousand years? Let’s say 100 000 years for the sake of picking a number. (What’s ”human” anyway in the evolution timeline?)
Given we can rely on the Sun for another 4 billions years (correct me if I’m wrong), we ”used” roughyl 0.0025% of our avaliable ”Sun-time”.
So please, don’t cream your shorts over the Sun’s life expectancy. We don’t even know if we’ll be there long enough to use 0.01% of that ”sun-time”.
Even though I am catholic, I think this idea that the world will end this saturday is a crock of bull.
Religious or not, no one knows when the world will end, they say they do, but they don’t.
They’re not Catholic. It’s a few people that follow a man named Harold Camping.
I must’ve been under a rock lately, because the last time I heard, the world was ending in December 2012…Where did May 21st come from?
I have no idead either! High five!
It ends on a lot of dates…
Well, this text http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/outreach/tracts/may21/ “explains” everything, but I think Homer Simpson’s doomsday was more accurate than this!
One thing I’ve always noticed about fervent religious blogs that seem to think quoting the Bible proves it’s stories to be true is the uncanny quantity of exclamation marks. It’s like e-Bible bashing. I honestly cannot stand attitudes of, “Repent, for the Bible is true. I know the Bible is true because the Bible says so!”
i walked up to one of these guys, i said let me help you spread the word somethime soon. he sad when? i say is the 22nd good with you? he got mad. i lmao’d.
Damn, I’m never going to get back on PSN…
I’m taking advantage of this as a gaming marathon the 20th:
my excuse? if the world ends I played all night, if not, well, I played all night
I think we’re hearing more about May 21 on the West Coast, as that is where Camping is located.
He doesn’t actually live there, He’s Just Camping.
I have to admit that I lol’d.
“No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.” -Matthew 24:36
“But what about the End of the Universe? We’ll miss the big moment.”
“I’ve seen it. It’s rubbish,” said Zaphod,”nothing but a gnab gib.”
“A what?”
“Opposite of a big bang. Come on, let’s get zappy.” — Douglas Adams (The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
he predicted it would end in 1994. we all know how right he was :/
Pff there like idk 3-4 dates until 21th december a nature catastoph is supposed to happen, now on 21 may, followed by 5 months disaster. 22 october is some doomsday or if it was a tsunami, then there was another date i cant remember and then 2012. Ofc this is but actully why would u count the worlds end anyway when u could live it.
After the flood in the Noahs ark story, God made a promise to never destroy humanity
God says a lot of things– can’t trust ‘em.
In the first story, he is quoted as saying that if ye eateth the fruit of this tree, then ye will surely die. Not so. Serpent set A&E straight: that you would gain knowledge of good & evil.
God’s credibility goes downhill from there.
Adam and eve did most assuredly die.
But Aden and eve did die after they ate the fruit, just not right after. They lived for another hundred years or so to populate. I’m pretty sure god just mention you won’t live forever….
With water.
If there was a god and he was truly all-powerful (if he isn’t, there isn’t much point in following him is there), he would have created a universe so large that most people cannot even begin to phantom how big and amazing it is.
Why would he give one single about us, those arrogant insignificant little pissants who are outdone by virtually every single object that he supposedly created. The combined effort of all the human energy, all the efforts ever made mean absolutely all and have 0 impact on this universe (don’t kid yourself).
If there is a god, he wouldn’t destroy us for the same reason that he wouldn’t save us. We mean absolutely nothing to him. We are like the microbes on the statue that he created. As such, worshipping his is as pointless as anything.
To think that we are special to him or even better; that we are created in his image is nothing more than the pure arrogance of a primitive life form, marvelling at it’s own insignificant existence. And if we are created by him or in his image then ffs, he either isn’t a god worth worshipping or he had a really, really, really, really, bad day.
I mean, he supposedly created stars and blackholes that are literally bigger than our entire solar system. Our furthest spacecrafts have been travelling for decades at absurd speeds and only now are they on the border of interstellar space! So he made such a massive, near perfect reactor that last for billions of years and then recycles itself, followed by….. us. No wonder nobody has ever seen him, he probably committed suicide after that massive artistic failure.
Too long, didn’t read ^_^
*fathom
Yeah, except the flood never happened in the first place…
There may not have been a flood exactly, but there have been fossils of fish found in the desert in the Middle East. So maybe one of the writers tripped on an ancient fish and thought “This would make a great story to tell the guys”
it didnt? whoa….i thought your undeniable evidence called science proved it did happen, more research is a good thing in your case
Rapture is just about the opposite – it’s about saving humanity (or rather the righteous ones).
no, he said he wouldnt unleash such a flood again…another attempted bible quote fail….
Since you are apparently so well read, why don’t you give us a quote from a well known, well documented scientific source that says the flood happened? Hell just the citation would be good. I am curious to see what books you have read on the subject.
well, which flood from the time period would you like me to give you a link for?
i think your pulling the same ignorant stunt every non-believer does, taking the words “And they went in unto Noah into the ark, two and two of all flesh” and “And the flood was forty days upon the earth” at face value. Maybe if you weren’t so blind you would have gave it a little more thought. Remember this is when people didn’t know how big earth was, so earth to them is what they could see. So it could have just been a local flood, and he might have just taken 2 of every local animal. how is that impossible when we have many accounts of ancient floods. So as i said take any quote or source you want of a flood in ancient times and theres your proof of the “Great flood”. Since it didn’t say where it happened. Maybe you need to read and work your critical thinking muscle a bit more before passing judgement.
first there was Y2k now this may 21st crap ive never heard of. once it pass thez religous ppl need to shutup bout the world ending. and when 2013 rings in tell dem what other stoies about the world ending they got left. gosh. egg gonna be ll on they face may 21st and 2012
I wrote something like this on the board of my global history class
Being the good Atheist that I am and reading the bible, I SPECIFICALLY remember reading the part where it said that NO ONE knows when the world will end, not even the angels, except God.
These lunatics are on an EPIC SCALE OF FAIL!
Being the good Christian that I am, I must say that you are correct.
Hmm… universe didn’t just divide by zero, so I guess Atheists and Religious types actually can agree on something after all.
Reasoning Win
3rd hand information has informed me that the rapture might look and feel like a zombie apocalypse, so it’s gonna be awesome when it hits.
What you all should know is Jesus loves you, and He died in your place on the cross, as the perfect sacrifice to redeem all humanity from sin. Accepting this free gift from God will be your salvation. Jesus loves all of you: trolls, atheists, doubters, mockers, me…His love knows no bounds.
You weren’t brought up in Catholic Ireland then…….
the sun exploding is not the only way for doomsday to happen
If you look hard enough I’m sure Where’s Wally predicts the end of the world.
All this end of the world stuff is nonsense. I don’t think most people believe in it. Is just that the people who do have to be very vocal about it.
Any major event that happens now, is said to be the markings of the end of the world. When October passes by, and 2012, I can bet everyone will fall silent who spouted nonsense until the next time, or they will come up with some sort of excuse. God has a change of mind, god is was just testing us etc.
Thankfully, people are far less superstitious than they were hundreds of years ago, so we’re making good progress I guess, lots of people are just highly pessimistic for the end of the world.
Lol, I <3 Hawking!
Hell this is tomorrow!!!
I’m catholic and I don’t believe in that BS. Only God knows the date that he will pwn us all.
This guy in the picture’s tombstone:
Here lies an atheist,
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
Too bad all Christians will end up the same, as we all are
Only in America will people go to the streets to predict the doomsday hahahahahahhahahahahaha
Only in Europe will there be an entire era of religious persecution.
(You never expect the Spanish Inquisition)
only in america people are divided over every single important topic..
*Only on this planet
this is all bs why dont you all shut up and just wait and see what happens
Yep, we are still here…the Bible says no man knows the day or hour, but only God the Father. When He is ready, the saved will be raptured. With love to all of you…I pray all of you trolls, fans of trolls and smarty-pants will accept Jesus as your Lord and savior. He loves you, the Bible say
My “Lord” is my own conscience. My “Saviour” is the fact that I know right from wrong and hope to be long dead and/or finalising a hostile takeover of Hell(if it does exist) before the sun implodes or a friggin’ huge asteroid hits us.
Jesus, if he did exist, had some awesome ideas about how we should live. Too bad that all the idiots who followed him twisted those words to suit their own beliefs and so that it would work to their advantage.
DISCLAIMER: I am not saying that all Christians are idiots. Just that the people who changed and twisted what he said were idiots. K? We good?
*says.
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OH GAWD…THATS TOMORROW…Better not be true
We only have five billion years left, people…better get on it!
Well, looks like there’s going to be a lot of job openings!
The sun will be exploding, but the earth will be burnt before.
“It’s the end end of the world as we know it and I feel fine~!”
^
The 21st inevitably ended with the kid coming out of hospital with a broken nose and filing a lawsuit on the black guy
Frak you! I only worship Carl Sagan! 8D
Sun will not explode… it’s to small. Dumbass
well, with the new study of the moon’s movement, they are predicting earth be gone before the sun explodes. They say the moon is slightly moving farther and farther away from the sun. So once the moon is 100% out of earth’s gravity pull (or vice versa) the earth will start moving towards the earth faster and faster. Earth will also lose all sense of real time and season.
earth will start moving towards the sun faster and faster*
Did anyone else notice how hot the dude holding the sun explosion sign is? :F
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