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Magneto: The Early Years

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  1. Lollerderby says:

    HOW DOES HE WORK?!

    • Anya says:

      You can’t explain that!

      • LEo says:

        Actually you can. He’s a little overweight boy, and as you might’ve noticed has a salient tummy. All the pieces are placed on the upper chest, where there’s a slope. They become submited to the fricction force between them and the boy’s skin. make the boy sweaty or really showered up and you’ll start to see things sliding down him. try to hold up your remote with a neodimium magnet… you won’t be able. there’s nothing “magnetic” about him.

        • miss riddle says:

          Yeah, I was really confused why they chose a remote. If you are going to try and pull something like this off, at least make sure you are using things that are actually magnetic.

          He is also leaning back to support the items. I would like to see them try to stick something to his back or leg or arm.

        • mulpman says:

          or there is the other theorry based on his size… which is that he ate a fridge

        • TrueFire says:

          also, silverware usually isnt magnetic either

          • CodeRed says:

            Most silverware is actually stainless steel, which is magnetic. Most people don’t use silver silverware anymore.

            • Mario Yama says:

              stainless is has almost no magnetism. Unless charged by a magnet.

            • Justice says:

              I actually have some silverware that’s steel and non magnetic. Certain non ferrous steel alloys are non magnetic due to their high chromium content.

            • dannysauer says:

              Materials fail. 200- and 300-series stainless steel is not magnetic. 400-series stainless steel is magnetic and is “real” stainless steel. Look under a modern car that costs more than $25K, and you’ll almost certainly see a 409 stainless steel exhaust. Hold a magnet up against it, and the magnet will stick. Get a knife out of your kitchen drawer, and it’s probably 440c Stainless Steel – which is very corrosion-resistant after hardening (which I assume is what makes something “real” stainless (stainless is actually anything with a minimum of 11% chromium)). It’s also magnetic.

            • CJOLL4 says:

              “Non-magnetic nickel?” You do realize nickel is part of the iron triad, right? Nickel is magnetic.

              • Steve says:

                Indeed. It is one of the only four elements that are magnetic at room tempature under normal circumstances.

        • Biodeamon says:

          or he might have just been exposed to alot of radiation, giving him a magnetic charge (yes i’m serious)

        • beepboop says:

          Superglue that’s how

        • jovifcp says:

          you’ve just failed, he just pulls a effin fork in his arm… not the upper part of the arm.

          you fail. stop failing LEO.

        • khinch says:

          I think he’s sweating syrup and that’s how it sticks.

      • snider029 says:

        He’s either sticky from all the sugary treats he eats or he has a powerful gravitational pull.

    • Mulpman says:

      It work like this, he ate a fridge

    • Graeme says:

      He has a gravitational pull.

    • Carlos says:

      MAGNETO: the early days!!!

    • memeretro says:

      0:49 pedobear alert??

    • steve says:

      I think he’s so fat he has his own gravity.

    • Flopryn says:

      He’s just sticky from all the sweets he eats

  2. Aiti says:

    I laughed at the batman

  3. LOLWUT says:

    Lol, notice the news story on the side:

    “‘Batman’ arrested for hanging from roof”

  4. C. says:

    Since when are remotes magnetic?

  5. Mahvel Baybee! says:

    OH HE SO PRINGLES!!
    WHERE YOU CURLEH MUSTACHE AT?!!

  6. IronWalrusSr says:

    look how fat he is! He probably just accidentally ate a bunch of magnets. It’s not uncommon for disgustingly fat people to do.

    • Vigilantejustice says:

      The only disgusting thing is your biggoted comment. You sir are very intolerant and I hope one day you learn that everyone is perfect as they are. Though you may have the right to judge, so do they and I’m sure they’d agree with me in saying that you are an intolerant and immature biggot.

      • bobafett says:

        AHAHAHAHA yeah he’s bigoted against the “fat race.” Now I’m as politically correct as the next guy, possibly even more so, but 1. this is the internet, and you sir just got trolled (welcome to it) 2. he’s a fat kid for crying out loud, he may have “chemical imbalances” or whatever but I’m sure excessive overeating doesn’t help. Now yes his comment was rude, albeit funny, but it’s not like you have to defend all the overweight kids of the world from every single internet troll. NOW… I hope your comment above was a joke and I’m assuming it was with the name “vigilantejustice” or else that’s even more pathetic than I thought before. Go defend people losing human rights, not some fat kid pretending to stick crap to his body.

      • DerpHerpies says:

        Would you say Hitler was perfect as he was?

        • Panda457 says:

          Hitler started a war that brought Germany out of the depression… so really depends if you care about mass murder or not? Worlds getting over populated as it is… imagine the extra population growth of the millions of people who died in the war and due to the murder?

  7. Sock says:

    Well. That explains why he’s so fat. He, literally, can’t put a fork down.

  8. e-diot says:

    He so fat so he made his own gravity!

  9. maharet says:

    lol C. I was thinking the same thing about the cell phone too.

  10. GowGod3 says:

    Now the mormons will steal him away for study on magnets!

  11. TaskMaster says:

    Anyone else see one of the spoons fall off of his shoulder at 0:16?

  12. djule says:

    its the radiation there lots of ppl like that here

  13. Kirsten says:

    Unfortunately this was proved to be a hoax… AoT is a little behind on the times…

  14. Joe Mama says:

    He’s not magnetic, he has a strange skin disorder that allows him to do that. I’m not so sure about the healing thing though. Anyways, how is this trolling?

    • Mercury says:

      Anything related to trolling is related to magnets, because the most trolled people are the Mormons, who are commonly misconceived as knowing nothing about, even fearing, magnets.

  15. CanadianXBakon says:

    Did anyone ever check if he was just sticky?

  16. Jussi says:

    and he’s fat for extra magnetic surface area too! BONUS

  17. Jordan says:

    InsaneClownPosse’s heads just exploded

  18. LoLRik says:

    I bet he somehow causes global warming

  19. Ramirog369 says:

    He electromagnetics fields

  20. hksaa says:

    He is so fat that he has his own magnetic field.

  21. Cherenkov says:

    This looks shopped.

  22. Chuck says:

    i bet that kid is just really sticky

  23. fankix says:

    looks like he hasn’t washed for a long time

  24. TheAlmonster says:

    Haha, if you tell yourself ANYONE has healing properties, guess what – you’ll feel healed.

  25. Fishma says:

    HEY IVAN DON’T TOUCH MY DVDS!

  26. supermanda says:

    this boy is AMAZING! and the talent he has (1:10). with all these attributes, he is definitely going to make a little lady happy some day.

  27. Lovespell54 says:

    The batman happened in Minnesota, I saw it on our local news last night.. Made me lol xD

  28. Ethanol says:

    HE CANT GO NEAR TV’S!

  29. zarkosy says:

    u mad.

  30. Crystallia says:

    Maybe it’s your username.

  31. schmitty says:

    he’s not magnetic – he simply has adequate size to have a powerful enough gravitational field

    anyways… (peter) family guy did it first:

  32. evilexplodingjesus says:

    are we sure this is not just his fat causing gravitational pull??

  33. Kracker says:

    IT’S MAGNETO!!!

  34. Jason says:

    I’d rather say Spider-Boy, completely covered with those legs that Spidey has on his hands…

  35. Christina says:

    How does he work?

  36. Josh says:

    He’s not magnetic. He just has enough mass to create his own gravitational field that is strong enough to hold small objects to him!

  37. Some piece of crap says:

    Do you just chill on comments and comment any second you can? Wish I was as forever alone as you.

  38. Pugatron says:

    Heh, I actually saw a man similar to this on the history channel. Called Superhumans or something. Anyway, if what I’m seeing here is the same to what I saw on the documentary, he’s not magnetic, it’s a skin condition similar to the ones that Geckos have on their feet, and will allow super smooth materials, such as metal, or plastic, to stick to the skin.
    As for the healing powers, we’ll have to wait for troll science to figure that out.

  39. ThatGermanGuy says:

    this boy sure just have a own gravity…if you throw him an apple it would levitate around him…or he just ate a sack of magnets…

  40. TRAPY says:

    DIDNT NO MAGNETO HAD KIDS!!!

  41. Crimsonfist says:

    I bet he isn’t magnetic, but just has his own gravitational pull because he is so fat.

  42. wtf? says:

    Remember when I said “Your so fat you’ve developed your own gravitational field”? Well, Sorry about that.

  43. ClosetKitteh says:

    Meanwhile, in Croatia.

  44. Fox says:

    Don’t let him near computers. Or a subway.

    -Fox

  45. Andtay says:

    Are those shakeweights on his chest?

  46. Spooky Ghosty says:

    Am I the only one that just didn’t pay attention to the main article at all? HOLY BATMAN GOT ARRESTED!

    • HiThere says:

      Yeah that happened near my hometown. He’s got a Facebook fan page and everything, Petoskey Batman.

  47. Cheesetoast says:

    * Obviously, his magnetic powers don’t cure childhood obesity.
    * He’s not naturally magnetic, he simply ate a lot of magnets

  48. sarabjma says:

    Poor kid, he’s so fat that he has his own gravitational force.

  49. zombie_lolita says:

    One thing he won’t be…. is a

    CHICK MAGNET!

  50. Silver92 says:

    On an unrelated note, i have the exact same pair of weights

  51. sitch says:

    oh so that’s where all the food in croatia is going

  52. Riley says:

    Anyone ever consider he is just magic? makes the most sense.

  53. KS says:

    Wait until they start running out of food … they’ll end up eating the kid.

  54. Trololololo says:

    HOW THE BLOODY HELL THIS KID WORKS? -mindblown-

  55. mario00231 says:

    I am from Croatia too :D

  56. herapderp says:

    Um… Hes not magnetic, hes has a very strong gravatational pull.

  57. war says:

    might wanna not pull away the camera the instant you apply something to him if you’re going to successfully troll.

  58. Homer says:

    stupid germans

  59. DerpFaceOnIce says:

    I bed this kid is a troll.

  60. DerpFaceOnIce says:

    Bet*

  61. chameleon says:

    Don’t know how good you guys are with slavic languages, but people here told that the boy heals other people like a bioenergic or some.

    I also remember an another report about him where they said he causes malfunctions in electronic devices like computers and cell phones when he’s using them. Dunno what this is, but it’s wierd.

  62. tdrhgzfdgdrh says:

    this looks shopped… also most cooking pans are aluminum, which isnt magnetic.

    • dannysauer says:

      It’s not shopped – it works the same way as anyone else hanging a spoon from their nose. Note how all the flatware is big end up, and how he’s leaning back, and how cell phones ‘n remotes aren’t made of iron, and… sigh.

  63. Painter says:

    he has his own gravitational pull.

  64. ReljBan says:

    im Croatian, YEA. im so proud of this kid. i bet nobody can read his name or anything in the news properly.

  65. Ersatz Randi says:

    Anyone who has ever hung a spoon on their nose should know exactly why this is bullsh*t.

  66. savannamia says:

    orbit

  67. ben_vdh says:

    it’s not magnetism, it’s GRAVITY.

  68. sammichmaker says:

    0:45, he’s healing justin bieber.

  69. max says:

    i just hope he never needs to go to the dentist.

  70. Jeremy says:

    Moderator: Thx for deleting my message that wasnt offensive or wrong in any way. But at least i understand why, so here is a little something for you:

    Jebo ti sebe i toga ko ti je dao ovaj poso nadam se da ce te jedan srbin u usta pokarat

  71. Sark says:

    he just swallowed a magnet, easy peasy.

  72. xxjagermasterxx says:

    maybe he’s so fat he has his own gravitational pull… or he’s so Mormon he fails at magnets

  73. BinaryGangster says:

    Or perhaps he ate the LHC…

  74. kudumtsh says:

    he’s just so fat that he has his own gravity field

  75. Nemrtvi says:

    Maybe this’ll get Croatia accepted into the EU.

    Love, Slovenia

    P.S.: Thanks for the Eurovision points, we really appreciate it :3

  76. Dazed says:

    Behold folks, our mesiah as finally come!!!

  77. Luka467 says:

    Croatians, you can’t explain that

  78. awesomeanon says:

    how does he work?

  79. moloveskittehs says:

    the poor guys so fat he has his own magnetic field!! D:

  80. Cahootie says:

    Oh Chernobyl!

  81. Unhelpful Troller says:

    just like troll science has proved in scribblenauts, you can tape him to the front of a car and have unlimited fuel :)

  82. chris says:

    in soviet croatia, you stick to the spoons.

  83. Bieulszz says:

    ONLY IN SOVIET-RUSSIA

  84. Astartes says:

    Hes just sticky, prolly because of sweets.

  85. ebondefender says:

    So if he dies of congestive heart failure while listening to Metallica, would that be…*CSI Shades* Death Magnetic?

  86. Bob Loblaw says:

    His voice is adorable.

  87. A ninny mouse says:

    That isn’t magnetism, it’s gravity.


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