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Redneck Randal: The Only Alphabet You’ll Ever Need

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  1. osj777 says:

    there aren’t many other useful letters

  2. aaronboyd47 says:

    I want to recaption this!

  3. trololol says:

    oh my god.. I used to know people like that…

  4. Ketsine says:

    What’s the one thing worse than having your picture used as a meme?

    Knowing the guy in the picture…

    Cory Clinkscales, local mall arcade owner.

  5. lilanac says:

    Rednecks. Oh god yes.

  6. Goliath__18 says:

    Meric citizens are so ignorant.

  7. Ruby says:

    What the hell is he drinking, nail polish remover?

  8. meek says:

    wenn die buchstaben in alphabetischer reihenfolge aufgezählt wären, hätten viele den witz nicht verstanden.

    • GuyInATopHat says:

      I google translated this.
      What he’s saying is:
      when the letter would be listed in alphabetical order, many have not understood the joke.

      • hipsterXY says:

        which is wrong, it should be:

        “If the letters were in alph. order, many would not have got the joke”

    • google translate says:

      Sie gewinnen den unnötigen Kommentar Auszeichnung.

  9. nobody says:

    I live next to a bunch of red-neck people like this dude. Ugh. They park their trucks on the lawn, have a couch on the porch, spare tires and crumpled beer cans for lawn decoration, along with some sort of fake metal cow dummy thing for lasso practice (??) and a rusty (bullet hole’ed)BBQ with a wheel missing.
    I live in Rural Oregon, and moved here to get away from crime. hah!
    Why? Why do people like this exist? :(

    • Kv says:

      To remind you that, even though things don’t go according to plan in life, you will never fail as hard as they do?

      • Dr.hadooken says:

        +1

        • Maulkin says:

          That having redneck neighbors is better than having criminal neighbors?

          (Gah, stupid posting program decided that when it got invalid information input it’d reset the post’s position at the bottom of the comments…

          • nobody says:

            Well, true… but I’m not ruling them out as non-criminals yet.
            They have 4-5 dogs and a bunch of cats, and the weird thing is, its never the same animals. Every 4-5 months or so they have totally different animals.
            What happens to their old pets? Dog fights? Sold overseas for puppyburgers? Do they just get bored of the old ones and drop them off at the pound? Where are these animals going to… O_o Its weird.

  10. RichKring says:

    after living near detroit and previously in the bible belt I have to honestly admit I would rather be around guys like Randal than anyone I ever met from detroit. Randal may get drunk and ride his ATV then sleep with relatives but at least he wont shoot me for my generic shoes and the 73 cents in my pocket.

  11. SpecterM91 says:

    I feel like I laughed at this harder than I should’ve.

  12. Maulkin says:

    That having redneck neighbors is better than having criminal neighbors?

  13. Memebase is lame says:

    This was funnier on Reddit, a few days ago.
    You suck Memebase.

  14. lolgod says:

    That story with the marine beating his 6yo daughter for not knowing her alphabet was because she though it went “a..b..c..” and he thought it went “u..s..a..”

  15. Mint says:

    How would you spell Australia then?

    • Leroy Brown says:

      You just reminded me of the episode of “The Simpsons” when the family went to Australia:

      Marge: I’ll just have a cup of coffee.
      Bartender: Beer, it is.
      Marge: No, I said “coffee”.
      Bartender: “Beer”?
      Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
      Bartender: Be-er?
      Marge: C – O -
      Bartender: B – E -

  16. wOW says:

    hah, one of the first genuinely funny pics i’ve seen in a while. kudos to the creator.

  17. lulz says:

    That looks like a Hipster, look at the hat and the surroundings.

  18. Anon says:

    ITS A LIE!!!!!!!!
    YOU ALSO NEED B E R AND C O N
    WOTHOUT THOSE WORDS THE WHOLE WORLD WOULD COLAPSE!!!!!

  19. Cpt. Awesome says:

    I have redneck neighbors, and I find it kind of fun. Every fourth of July, they get the biggest set of fireworks possible and blow s**t up with it. There’s also lots of guns and beer involved.

  20. Papo says:

    the pride of america

  21. Brian says:

    This is not the sauce. r3ddit is where this came from

  22. Suomy Nona says:

    Redneck got U and S, but he will have to do some studying for the A.
    /asiandad

  23. Deucer says:

    For some reason I can see him yelling “THEY TOOK’R JOBS!”

    Or “THESE COLORS DON’T RUN!”

  24. Kass says:

    And knocked her out of the stadium!

  25. Quantum says:

    got patriotism?


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