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Does it make me a nerd that I’m jealous of these kids because I can’t play D&D because I left my set back home before I pcs’d? =[
Also 1st.. I think
U jelly?
yes, but I don’t see that as a bad thing. I’m jealous because I’ve never played D&D and have always wanted to (and I’m a girl).
I’ve always wanted to play PnP D&D as well, but have only ever played it on my comp
You can always find a few friendly geeks at your local game store / game club / college / con / faire ^_^
Give it a shot.
Yeah, there’s a HUUUUGE club at the local community club near my house that plays D&D and Magic the Gathering. I never went to the college but I just came in today to hang out with friends (didn’t participate, I don’t think it’s my thing) and apparently they let anyone in the club.
You could look around for something like that.
Bah i’m an ADD 1st and 2nd ed geek, too poor to get 4th ed or re-learn the game again.
F*** yeah, man. 2nd ed ADnD FTL!
Me toooooo
I actually found a great gaming group on Craigslist when I moved to a different state after college. Some groups are weird about women, but most of them are cool now that nerdiness is more mainstream.
PCS’D? Which branch? Wait til you get field ops and spend all day playing cards.
My DM stole my girlfriend
persuation check. roll a D20 Lose girlfriend on a roll of 3 or under…..sorry you rolled a 1…
Critical Failure! Shame…
Always date the DM. Then you can persuade him to skew things in your direction
^^ bricking a roll ftl
Roll for sadness
*roll*
Critical
This video is fake, girls don’t play this kind of nonsense nerd roleplay game.
and she is hot.
This.
seriously? –
I had a bunch of friends at University, we played DnD when we figured we were such a bunch of nerds, girls played, the DM was a girl. All the girls that played were cute, by the way.
Girls play DnD too.
4:21 “Ahhhh”
Jizzed in my pants
They do play it.
source: personal experience
But you are not hot.
Need Proof?
Hot girls don`t play D&D >> You play D&D >>> You are not hot
Generalise much?
Need proof?
Hot guys don’t play DnD >> Therefore, girls do not need to be hot to play DnD
Ahem. I play DnD, and I’m definitely not pasty and weak. Hot.. well, after running, for sure. I’ll go out on a limb here and say I’m pretty durn attractive.
-pics or it didn’t happen obligatory link- http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee129/Kedric-bucket/DSCN1857.jpg
If girls don’t NEED to be hot to play D&D, then they COULD be hot.
Furthermore, I know of an all-women D&D group. They’re all good-looking.
I’m hot… and I’m a guy. We actually have two females in out DND group. With more wanting to join. At one point, we had THREE.
Playing DND for a year or so… love it.
And I’m hot. Actually, we have two boys playing with us which are smoking hot.
nerds are hot by default. nerdiness and brains is sexy. at least to me. I’ve been told I’m hot and always wanted to play DnD…
Yes. Nerds are hot by default.
N ever
E nding
R adical
D udes
Um, Felicia Day?
THIS.
Pfft n00b, your personal appearance has little bearing on whether or not one likes D&D
Seriously? n00b? Go back to Halo 2…
What kind of evidence do you expect for situations like this anyway? The best you’re going to get is, “My campaign has two girls in it,” or “I’ve got a friend who’s campaign is run by a girl.” So trusting the personal experiences of others is going to have to be enough for you, unless you want documented proof, which is unrealistically stupid for something like D&D.
I’m a girl and I play D&D in fact my whole group is made up of girls.
You’re probably fugly then.
lulz, the way to win at being passive-aggressive
(Good job Joshua, I think Echo might actually sleep with you now.)
((Wasn’t my intention. But not like I’ll pass up a good thing.))
tl;dr
you do know he was trolling right?
ditto to bazooka, i play with multiple attractive women, you would be surprised my friend.
Wow. Well at least we know where you like to take it.
Right, they choose better than D&D.
And they NEVER take this seat, the GM does.
. Half of my party is female.
Yeah, but all but one are played by guys.
Those types of comments have always made me feel unwelcome and unwanted – as though it’s a huge burden for a female to play and we lose our femininity by doing so. I’ve left every campaign I’ve been on early because of that attitude; Either that or my character would be hit on so much I’d be disgusted and frustrated.
THAT! gave me a goose bumps over my back. Seriously creeps me out
Were i live we don’t have D&D.
However, i see a hot girl play it, so now i want in!
you’d be surprise. Had a couple of hot girls at my game table.
w00t, the makers rolled high on their perform checks.
You roll a D20 for checks. Not a D6.
Is it bad that this bothers me?
You can roll a d6 for a direction a random effect will have.
Besides, “d20″ doesn’t rhyme with “g6″ as well as “d6″ does. Obviously.
and d20 is much harder to autotune
Notice: They never said what game they are playing. A d6 could be used in whatever game they are using.
Check that … D&D books are prominently displayed.
Haven’t been playing long enough to remember rolling a d6 for finding secret doors or being surprised?
I remember those days… although I don’t remember rolling d6 when I was going to die.
I know it makes me a nerd, but i feel that i MUST point out that the girl who claims to be a Wizard would not have a bow and Arrow, she would have a staff.
The boy that claims to be a Ranger would have a bow and Arrow and not a sword, Swords are for Worriors.
I actually thought so too. Does this make us geeks?
(Actually I’ve never played D&D in RL but I look exactly at the stuff I get to watch)
Ever hear of multi-classing? Or an Arcane Archer?
Your geek/nerd cards have been revoked.
well played sir.
No need to even go that far — In 3.5e, elves can use bows, rapiers, and longswords no matter what class they are — even at level 1.
Humans could use their bonus feat to pick Martial Weapon Proficiency.
Reference: http://www.d20srd.org/srd/races.htm
I am amused that my auto-generated icon resembles the DM throne at my regular game, down to the two electric “candles” on the wall…
GEEKS, UNITE!
+20 Charisma
+20 Intelligence
Notice: They never said what game they are playing. In their game, a Ranger may fight with swords.
P.S. The only games I have ever seen a ranger get pigeon-holed into just ranged combat are MMOs. And keep in mind that Aragorn in Lord of the Rings is known as a “ranger”.
i feel nerdy for saying this. but sir
she could be multi-classed with a bard or ranger so she could have a bow and arrow
and as for the ranger, dual wield? rangers can definitely use swords…
after explaining that I think a part of my soul just died
I’m not that big a fan of 4e, but I have played it (some). Sorcerors have implements that can be daggers and such (but then again, I think all classes can use daggers in the earlier versions). Multi-classing is seemingly based more on feats than actual taking of levels in other classes. I much prefer 3.5 (the only other version I’ve played)
d6? Pfft, I only roll d5s, d13s and d17s.
I role a d6 ironically.
That was not an authentic nerd female.
Awesome video, hot chick.
But -1 internets for playing 4E
You get 1000 xp just for saying that.
And 1d6 internets
Pathfinder’s where it’s at. Long live the 3.5
you mean 3.75? I’m a PF kid, but I still have all my 3.5 stuff. I like what Paizo has done with the legacy of Gygax
3.5 all the way
-1 internets for using color film instead of black and white too, since apparently using superior systems lowers your internets
You lost your argument at ‘superior’.
Argh! I hate it when I lose an argument because I stated factual evidence! The technicalities get me every time!
I never understood the 4e hate. I’ve never played it, but I read the PH and it seemed alright. Yes, I prefer 3.5 (which is why my group still plays that), but the systems aren’t different enough to warrant such a division amongst D&D fans.
I’m gonna be pursuaded by this! I roll will to save!
Oh, yours is passive? Too bad! No natural 20 saves
I’m not quite sure which version of the PH you read, Domenic, but the systems are completely different.
We play-tested 4e in our regular group for three months, and at the end decided that it wouldn’t ever be played again at that table. It’s different enough that we don’t even call it D&D.
We’ve since started up a Pathfinder game, which takes the best parts of 4e’s streamlining and brings them to 3.5 while leaving all the “Wait, What Now?” bits on the shelf.
I disagree. While I admit that it is different, I didn’t feel it was SO different (at least not as different as AD&D 2 and D&D 3 were. THAT took some adjustment.)
Maybe I have to convince my group to give it a try, just so we can fully understand how evil it is. Or, we could try this Pathfinder you mention. Do you recommend it over 3.5?
So I went to B&N earlier today and reread the PH, and I take back everything I said. IT IS AN ABOMINATION. Healing surges, 1/2 level automatic skills, such strictly dictated class roles? It felt like reading the manual for an MMO!
They didn’t have Pathfinder, but if it has any of the streamlining 4e has, I’ll stay far, far away. This makes me appreciate 3.5 so much more…
its nothing like 4.0 if you ask me. just take 3.5 and add a few easier to understand directions in character creation and then add a few new spells and class skills. it really is just like 3.5 but better, but they don’t have the extensive amount of books for pathfinder
I applaud your willingness to research, Domenic, and the self-esteem that allowed you to come back here and retract.
Yes, I recommend Pathfinder.
Pathfinder takes the streamlining that actually makes sense… like greatly simplifying all the combat maneuvers (trip, disarm, grapple) that noone used in 3.5 because they were so dice-heavy with opposed rolls that it bogged down a combat instantly. Now, you have a static defense, just like AC, against those sort of maneuvers.
It also combined a number of skills that were related in 3.5; Tumble, Jump, and Balance are all just now “Acrobatics”, for example.
And almost all of the 3.5 sources are directly portable into Pathfinder.
You can read more about Pathfinder at the open reference document: http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/
I made it to 12 seconds before I lost interest
Lol yeah as soon as I figured out it was about that gay D&D crap I stopped watching. As a girl I would never play, nor would I date a guy who does.
It’s a good thing you’re 10 then!
Her boyfriend will end up be a closet-case DnD player.
She will figure out by finding a d100 in his pocket and ask herself ”what the f**k is this?”, google it, and scream in horror.
i am almost certain that the two chick dont play that! and also if what trully d&d player they should more …. diferent anyway good music but i my opinion this chick or is very noobish or simply dont play!
i miss my days playing d&d! ;(
Yes, but Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
uhhhhh. PURPLE!!!1!
MY NEW RINGTONE!!
Does 4e use the d6 a lot more than 3e and 3.5? Although, I suppose it is easier to rhyme than “Roll a d20″
God! I love that game! (and yes…girls do play, even hot ones)
Yeah, D6 really doesn’t make a TON of sense since saving throws call for a D20…but either way it’s ridiculous and funny.
You know I asked myself the same thing. As a strict player of 3.5 this song makes NO sense. And that annoys me to no end. Nothing worse than a D&D song that can’t even be bothered to make one lick of sense.
Either that or their DM is screwing with their heads.
As a 4e player (and hating it, but there aren’t any other groups), I can safely say d6 is very underused. It’s the weapon die of several weapons such as the shortsword, and the damage die of controller spells, but d20 is still WAY more used.
If they hadn’t taken away all the good cleric and wizard spells, you would still use more d6′s.
Do yourself a favor, go back to 3.5
Use a d6 for a random direction.
Either that or their DM is just making the rhyme work….
What’s the choice? Make the rhyme work and have a great song and video parody that satisfies thousands of people, or make the game mechanics work and satisfy 3 anal-retentive people? <—rhetorical.
You know, I’ve also heard this a few times in this comment section, and I’m confused.
Rolling for random direction is done with a d*8*, not a d6, unless you’re playing on a hex grid.
HEX GRIIIIIDS
Why would you roll a d6? Death saves were done using a d20.
All the guys in this vid are actually pretty hot.
The ranger was f*cking smokin’
inorite!!!
I’ll say that I am a chick, a rather good looking one at that…and I love D&D. I play every other weeked…ironically I am an Eladrin wizard.
Wouldn’t it make more sense if it used a D6 based game rather than a D20 one?
Just wanted to let you all know that girls do play D&D. I’m a girl and play and I know four others who do as well.
I’m a girl, I don’t play. The ones I know that play are all fugly as hell.
D&D is too mainstream…play GURPS instead
that girl is sexy, I would play capture the Basilisk with you wonder cave any night of the week
wife material as far as im concerned
My wife and my friend’s wife were part of our D&D group. Yes they are hot. And hell yeah we married them!!
Epic win.
A wizard with bow and arrows? Women….
What else are you gonna do when you expend all your spell slots?
Duh…obviously she’s an elf and elves automatically are proficient with longbows and longswords…
Derp. My geek is showing. And yes, I’m female…I’m hot…and I play.
me gusta
*cough* arrogance *cough*
gross they are drinking those overpriced imported mexican cokes…
4e, really?
Pathfinder ftw
I think this would be me if I didn’t have the internet to play WoW. I’m just the geek of my attractive girl posse.
Hmm, so which one was DM again?
The Wizard guy talked like the DM and did stuff like the DM, but the only person without an avatar is the girl on the far right… I only saw 4 adventurers.
Singer reminds me of Olivia Munn.
…I could so get into this game to hangout with that girl.
What the heck is this? she claimed to be a wizard yet was OBVIOUSLY a ranger. I call blasphemy.
it was all just an illusion O.o
um, last time I checked my habit of gaming relied mostly on d10s and d20s lol
LAME! They’re playing 4th Edition. The REAL players play 1E
YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAAAAST
I don’t always use rules sets, but when I do;
I use D&D two.
really though, second edition with some alt rules and point based ability advancement that I ganked from dragon magazine.
This. You win for being awesome.
Notice: They never said what game they are playing. It may not be D&D. It could be GURPS, Palladium, D&D, Pathfinder, Traveler, a Medival Fantasy Shadowrun spin-off, Chainmail, or any number of other systems. A d6 could be used in whatever game they are using.
That’s very true, but they have Dungeons and Dragons books clearly displayed on the table, but hell, they might just be there for no apparent reason, what do I know.
Maybe the d6 roll was just a really important damage roll? Though it looked like the ranger (who made the roll at the end) was using a longsword…
Fail. You put down a white dragon token onto the play board then attack with fire in the real-life representation of what is going on in the game? White dragons are frost dragons. They should have put down a red dragon token.
Proxy.
they got rid of itertubes?!
Intertube Records**
1:53 he’s totally checking her ass out behind her back
*puts on hipster glasses* i only play 2nd edition. oh what, your armor class isn’t in the negatives?
I play as a Dwarf, they’re so Underground.
I play as a Drow. They’re more underground. You’ve probably never heard of them.
I said that ironically. Because I hate hipsters.
Oh ya, I play as a Xorn rogue…..
To those pointing out death saves are done with d20s- He’s probably one of those DMs that has the players roll the damage they take so they feel more in control of their fate.
None of you has ever had a sunburn I’m guessing. Have any of you even seen a *****?
That guy with the glasses is really hot O__O
Parody songs always 5/5!
what’s sad about this post is you can’t put that MEMEBASE watermark on the video
the admins here have edited my comment so it’s the exact opposite of my attitude.
that’s really low that you would edit somebody’s comment.
I for one am a female player, and not to sound like an ass, but I’m pretty good-looking by general standards. Granted, I’m relatively new to the game, but still…
Also this song is so awesome it made my head asplode. It also makes a helluva lot more sense than the original version…
Come on… what the heck is “gettin slizzer’d”?
they said eating twizzlers
great vid getting girls to the table is a great for morale ! but 4th edition is stupid…just sayin
that chicks there sister right?
Hell yeah.
Which class can I take?
I’ve been playing for a couple years now, and now I’m a GM for a starwars campaign and I’m about to run a call of Cthulu campaign for another group of friends, and this summer I’m going to create a new horror/action campaign for my friends to try out….
and where the hell do people find girls like that who play D&D? Cause on my search checks I’ve been rolling 1′s…
I’m sorry, in what universe do you roll a d6 if you’re about to die?
the doctor who RPG uses only d6. In the starwars rpg book I own, PC’s have force points they can spend to try and save themselves and those use d6 as well. It actually is possible to only use six siders for any other type of dice roll, it’s just a real pain to do that.
Tis is epic on so many levels…….. +1 URL of nerd power.
My girlfriend sent me this link she has never played but really wants to and I have no one apart from her to play with. BIGGEST DILEMMA EVER!!!
Finding a gaming group can be hard; finding one that you click with can be harder; but check out the message boards for Paizo, Enworld, and a few of the other gaming sites.
Also, if you have a local gaming shop (which I know is a dying breed), look there — they often have a bulletin board, electronic or physical, for gamers in the area.
roll a d10 and drink beer
She says she is a wizard but is an archer on the battlefewild, it dosnt matter though coz it doesnt bother me. I shouldnt have botherd to write this then.
“I’m wizzaaard”. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH A BOW!!!
I used to play D&D but as of recently my group stopped playin. I MISS BEIN A LVL 18 FIGHTER.