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Guh……
I haven’t seen any of them other than 2girls1cup but i’m gagging at the urls
same, minus the 2 girls one. I always let my curiosity get the best of me but luckily I am never even slightly curious about going to links people post. especially when I know its something I would not want to see.
Out of all those, I’ve probably seen about 2/3rds. My cousin is a messed up troll.
P.S. DO NOT CHECK OUT PAIN OLYMPICS, YOUR PACKAGE WILL FEEL IT!!!!
there are children here!
children should be monitored. not the internet. parent fail.
Gah.. the photo at the bottom of scrollbelow.com is the scariest of the lot. X(
If you’re gay or bi loltrain.com isn’t bad.
Me gusta
Actually, none of these is the least bit tempting to visit…
For a boy or girl?
helloooooo me gusta
if your computer can handle it, open all of these on different tabs without looking at any of them then jump from one of the worst things in the world to the other
while being in a Apple store
This
is
sparta
-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
NO THIS IS PATRICK
Is this the Krusty krab?
No this is the Hogwarts express
ORLY?
YA RLY
First
First! Y there’s no lolhello.com?
I hate you
I don’t see the problem.
With that or any of the others.
Wait…
Who stole my bookmarks list?!
God, I know, none of these are the least bit shocking to me. WHERE’S THE EFFORT?!
ok painolympics is REALLY NASTY ok???
Must resist… the… temptation……
WHY!…. god why?!
I use to google them first to get intel on the sites before actually opening them… but this list: too many of ‘em, and I’m too lazy…
whyyyyy? TT__TT
They missed out lemonparty.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU…
It’s too well known, and it also isn’t that bad. A lot less horrifying than most of the others I’ve actually seen.
I agree on the not bad part.
But 2 girls 1 cup is tremendously known, even to non-internet users.
FIRST
All those sites are nothing compared with
http://www.cutecatpictures.net/
Go ahead, you know you want it >:).
UGH, thats disgusting dude.
OH GOD
IT”S HORRIBLE
… okay? its just pictures of cats and kittens
troll harder
Seriously. If icanhascheezburger didn’t exist that would be my favorite cat website.
i just got back from turdgasm, so thanx for the best-timed palete cleanser ever
I was afraid and looked through my fingers at first…
must…click link urg!!!
(click) trauma for life!!!!
(worst then painolympics)
http://www.Scrollbelow.com
1 adress
ALL and more of the above :p
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^ This
^This
< That
There
mmhmm
these
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where? >
> here <
those >
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
17 Dollars!
Why is there a penguin on the runway?
^those
And My Axe!
also
http://www.mudkipz.ws
C-C-C-C Combo Breaker
Supreme Victory!
Continue…
this is lame, what would be funny is if all of those weren’t shock sites
Ok, and why would that be funny?
Because for those who were expecting something bad, they would find it to be something good. Not too funny but oh well.
Are you operating under the assumption that shock sites *are* funny?
Not all of them are!
no, there is one or more non-shock site among them.
but you’ll have to check them all to really know.
Must….resist….urge….to….see….walkthedinosaur….
walkthedinosaur.com: a split-second loop of two T. Rexes performing fellatio on each other simultaneously.
I wish I had read this before I went on it.
It sounded innocent.
It is pretty innocent tho…
It wasn’t to bad Ha.
That is almost like watching Barney compared to the rest of them…I giggled.
Am I the only one who wants to see all of them…
yes…
I just looked at all of them…a lot of them weren’t all that bad (meaning they were just ‘normal’ sex acts) But a few were nasty.
….seriously?
i love 3guys1hammer…..mmm, blood.
how bout this one urbandictionay.com
are you intentionally supposed to leave out the r?
Am I now?
Wait…. goatsegirl? o_o
it has to do with the…vag.
No dude, that’s not her vag.
No, it isn’t… It’s her bumhole
No it doesn’t
Not going to find out. *preserving sanity… or at least… remaining sanity*
I clicked on Pain Olympics, all like “Yay, I can watch videos of idiots hurting themselves (such as falling off skateboards or people tripping in an epic way).
BOY, WAS I WRONG
Yeah, I might kill myself after seeing that one.
that video’s fake
isn’t it fake
Please, please, play along, for all that is good in the world
Its kinda like jackass, but much worse
Same here. I will never be the same again.
Not even going to try the other ones…
I’ve pretty much been shocked out now. They’re starting to get pretty dull.
i watched 2 girls 1 cup and it was sick but my friends told me of pain olympics and i didnt dere to watch it……..and what is 1 man 1 jar?
A guy sits on a glass jar to put it in his ass, it breaks from the pressure, and he tries to dig out some of the shards of glass while blood is coming out.
there should be one website in there that isnt totally rancid, so people have to guess which one
there is ;D
I simply had to see it all. During dinner.
they’ve missed internetshouldbeillegal.com
LOL SITE FTW!!! XD
I quite like that choreography!
eng.anarchopedia.org/list_of_shock_sites
God bless you..
I could hardly READ these. Worst was the “cherrycake” one or whatever it was called D-:
Dont go on GoatseGirl.org
((
what is it?
goatse with a girl (OBVIOUSLY)
eelsoup is sooo disgusting
i went through all of them. i found nothing wrong
hi insanity wolf, how’s it goin’??
That’s not me.
Why would I visit the websites I made?
^this
NutAbuse = LMFAO
I made it to #5 then got a lump in my throat and stopped >..<
PhoneJapan and ClownSong sound innocent….
Okay, what is there!?
Knowing these are shock sights, ClownSong would probably make me more afraid of clowns than I already am. @_@
sites*
clownsong looks the same as goatse. (only a video)
Oh god, no, please, NO, GOD NO….MY EYES! O_O
Oh god oh god oh god oh god that scroll below site seemed innocent enough. After a few pictures though oh gad
They’re missing http://www.rebeccablack.org
worst!
not even trolls are cruel enough to put that up… you are sick
Yeah, my stomach hurts to f*ckk. D:
Oh.
My.
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff i want to die now
And yet, you still can’t have links open in new windows.
couldn’t resist. D:
Been there, done that. QQ, so much hurt.
I got about 30 seconds into PainOlympics and couldn’t stand anymore.
Yeah I think that’s good. Still retaining some innocence and sanity…
The day is ruined though WHY OH WHY
Epic self-control engaged!
^Amen.
OH GOD. http://www.OctopusGirl.com is f*cking disgusting. D:<
I actually cracked up when I saw that one XDD it’s just so weird
It’d probably be laughably weird and not freaking-out weird if it was a dead octopus. The fact that it looks like it’s still alive makes it wrong to me.
That one really got me…I actually felt a little queasy, and that isn’t common for me.
Can some one summarize a few sites… please?
Lemonparty.org is 3 gay old men blowing eachother.
PainOlympics. A guy puts a tourniquet around his scrotum and then around his penis. He inflicts a little pain on them with a knife before chopping of his penis with an axe, quite slowly. Then he uses the axe to split his testicles open. I couldn’t watch any more after that, I don’t recommend this site. I’d like to think it was some sort of clever fake, but it looked real and I’m not going back to check.
DONT
Why….who the hell is turned on by that? Who goes, “Damn, watching a guy chop off his manhood gives me a boner.” Who the hell faps to that?
Challenge was accepted and completed on 4-26-11
How is the guy in 1 Man 1 Jar not dead yet?
Yeah, I watched (not closely) for a good 3-4 minutes after the jar broke, and it’s like it just doesn’t stop. I couldn’t watch anymore after that. Anyone know how it ends, or how long it goes for?
I watched it a while back (couldn’t handle it again), but from what I remember, he stands up, and just as you can hear him scream the video stops.
I think you almost made it to the end of the video. He does walk away (to the bathroom to remove more shards), but the scream at the end is dubbed in. I could only watch once, but I would think that the sound has been muted and replaced with music, or else wouldn’t we hear an “Oh $h!t” or something? (Does anyone remember if there is background noise?) I thought the breakage was intentional, but it seems that he simply failed to fill the jar with water that time. It also seems that he still does jar squatting and claims to have suffered “no ill effects” from the accident, despite still having some small shards lodged.
Y U NO include http://www.jarsquatter.com ?
Omg that looked so painful >n<
Whoomp.org
A challenger appears!
I’m not even tempted, honestly. I am a rock.
…Not litterally. Although that’d be pretty cool. I’d be all…”hey, I’m a…talking rock.”
challenge accepted…
AND NOW I HAVE NIGHTMARESS!!!!
Challenge Completed Like a boss.
Don’t forger http://www.killerjo.net
It literally SHOCKS you.
What is it? I’m not ballsy enough to look.
What about tubgirl?
meatspin is really sexy actually… XD, well i find shemales sexy so i dont consider it disturbing at all
Thanks for setting off my OCD, you j@ckass.
Can one of the mods please remove these things from the site?
You people are not of internet browse. I am true internet browse. I can resist easy. No problem to me. I am like rock. Nice and hard, no move. None of this tempt me. I win because I not click link.
I win
I WIN
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^^
LOL
is it bad to have masturbated to some of these before? And that I can recognized the artist of the walkthedinosaur animation?
Can we please have someone remove these links from the site.
They aren’t that funny.
u forgot http://www.ilovethefishes.com
was introduced to that shocker this last weekend
Dude… You forgot these 2 closely related sites:
Http://www.umad.on.nimp.org
Http://fans.frankbutcher.net
I’ve only seen one or two of these… but reading the names was almost as bad as watching them all.
selfpwn.org
….
omg……
Well, have you guys seen http://www.nobrain.dk ? Fantastic site.
YOU.
The first time I have ever been successfully trolled. I always google sites first, but I clicked on the link without doing that anyway.
I hate you.
i got trolled with you, YOU Plox! I HATE YOU!
niiiiiiiiiiice, got me there =]
I – I don’t know who to hate more. You for posting these, or me for looking at them.
F*ck.
everyone forgot about nobrain.dk
I started looking through these in order to kind of…I don’t know…desensitize myself to whatever trolling may happen to me in the future (because I *always* fall for it..I am teh gulliblz…but at least, uh, open minded?
)….and there were a few reactions: A) hilarity, B) utter and complete disgust, C) all of the above, and D) I should really close the blinds right now, I have neighbors who might walk by and sh*t….
Oh my gosh.
Wtf how is walkthedinosaur even a shock site
I thought the same thing.
I feel the same about lemon party…if the guys weren’t old, nobody would think anything about it.
Gonna eat some pizzas and make a marathon with all of these cute links, who’s in?
I might depending on how many others join.
what kind of pizza?
blargh I did fruit launcher
Went through every single site, not a single one of them disgusted me =/ They need better shocker sites. Also, the fruit launcher one made me laugh
I’ve been going on rotten.com since I was in like 7th grade lol, these sites would be shockers, if they weren’t everywhere. Seriously, with how the internet is I don’t know how anyone could be grossed out.
I’m scared…yet…tempted…O.O must. Resist! >.<
can someon tell me what phonejapan is? im to scared to go
it is fuuuuuuuuu!
and it is for money…..who makes most painuful video to watch he wins a lot of money! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
CANT RESIST……………NOOOOOO………FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
erfrggfgh, the Mac User was sick.
LEMONPARTY Y U NO INSIDE
Must resist looking………………………….
Hooooooraaaaay for self-control!
swap.avi
Kgo.
Resistance is no problem for me… I’ll just occupy myself with some EQ2 and forget allll about these :3
Uhh….I think I learned my lesson from lolhello.com:
Don’t trust links from memebase.
capt. price saved me of all this sh!t XD
I HAVE THE WEIRDEST BONER.
‘kay, watch all of them
now to comment:
-scrollbelow is an honorable collection
-2girls1cup is… pretty messed up and especially gross
-painolympics… WHY THE HELL WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT!!!
-1man2needles, meh, so what
-lolshock is just like the main page, nothing special here
-prolapseman is really nasty, but also a little confusing…
-walkthedinosaur is a disappointment
…more comments to coma, if have to go now
I remember seeing prolapseman on rotten.com when I was a kid, if I remember right the guy was a weight lifter and and basically strained so much from picking up heavy weights that he shat out his insides (sort of)
I’m 12 years old and what is this
preserve your youth and dont go to these sites
^this
<that
nope, not tempted.
LOL my friend before tried to get me to see lol train, but i was smarter than that.
WHO HAS TIME TO DO THIS?!?!?!?!?!?!
*to
LAST!!!!!!!!!!
This ^
I’m usually on the compy on Memebase after school. But since I’m AT school (My mom’s a teacher) the bad stuffs was blocked. So I tried WalkTheDinosaur.com (It looked innocent enough) and it was blocked.
Lawl.
Actually, all these site are from lolshock.com
so why would you put it in the list?
Now everybody knows all the shock sites.
hipster
LOL Clownsong
why do people do this?!?!
i’m gonna bookmark this and try it later, if i die, tell snookie i love her
http://eng.anarchopedia.org/list_of_shock_sites
Website saved my eyes
i literally just about puked. all of these are messed the up.
Don’t watch, A Serbian Film. It’s like someone made a full movie version of a shock site. Or do watch it…. I’m not your dad. Or am I……….
I watched it uncensored, i don’t think it’s as bad as goatse or pain olympics, but it ranks somwhere between 2girls1cup and goatse
OH GAWD MY EYES SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE! :3
You just broke Rule #3 of the Internet: Never mention the 4chan board you just mentioned.
RULE 3 IS “WE ARE ANONYMOUS”. YOU NEED MORE INTERNET, GET TO IT.
I wrote artoftrolling.com (bottom of picture)
Problem?
Uh, am I the ONLY one smart enough to NOT check out any of the sites?
By the way artoftrolling.com is safe, you can test that one
Well said sir. Your trophy for being super smart, and better than other people will be sent right away. Just post all your personal information on 4chan and we will mail it to you.
^ yes, please do
Oh God, I you are a guy, stay away from Pain Olympics like the frickin plague. Your pride will thank you later for doing so.
Yet lemonparty.org isn’t on there?
lol ive seen some of these and some of them arnt as bad as others. like the walk the dinosaur and the octopus girl ones arnt that bad….
Viewing these sites isn’t normal. But on Troll it is.
TROLLING. Not even once.
What’s funny is when you go to type one and your browser autocompletes the URL (true story). Me gusta *fap fap fap*
! For our last day of year 11 [girls school] we distributed this meme around school, eve put one on school noticeboard, but cctv caught us and now headteacher has mentioned expulsion to us. . . .
[secret laughter]
we drew on our shirts- i had me gusta on my boob . . . we put trollface on an unreachable window in the tech block (that they wont be able to get down now without a ladder about 12ft high that can rest on a staircase X3) and forever alone in the changing rooms, loljesus in the rs rooms, yeah, and distributed this XD im glad im leaving because she now claims that our group watched this ‘sick stuff’ in our free time. i had to write a letter of apology explaining memes – but she already knew about trollface- some glorious people must have used him in the past XD
You should quit your job :/
I.. I found it. I FOUND THE BIBLE OF TROLLING!!! OMG
try http://xdress.com/
sadly….i went to every single one…..hahahaahhaha
Trolling is ‘an’ art, I certainly agree. Obviously grammer is not your forte.