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Friday, Explained

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  1. sac says:

    win^
    even if half the information is not true

    • osj777 says:

      It all true! The internet doesn’t lie O.O

      • sac says:

        Proof by contradiction:

        Premise: let us assume the internet does not lie.

        both the post and my comment are on the internet.
        My comment is of totally opposing view from the post.
        therefore either my comment is a lie or the post is a lie.
        ergo the internet lies.

        Premise is thus false through reductio ad absurdum.

        tombstone
        QED

        • lolfruitsalad says:

          ^so jelly

        • Stapler says:

          Beautiful.

        • ultramizer says:

          successful troll is successful

        • Shipoopi says:

          incorrect, sir

          you said, “even if half the information is not true”

          notice the word if, that makes your statement essentially “win, regardless of truthfulness” as in “it’s a win whether it’s true or not”

          as osj777 pointed out, you can’t post something on the internet without it being true

          ipso facto, no contradiction

          • chromekreeper says:

            2x win

          • Ah, but then his comment with the reductio ad absurdum was false (a lie), thus proving that the Internet can, in fact, lie.

            LOGICCEPTION!

          • dalewarp says:

            the truth is out there and so are the lies…. you cant believe everything you read… not everything in the internet is true so saying that “you cant post something on the internet without it being true” as true is a generalization…not everything in the internet is true…some or most but not all…take for example the website for the tree octopus (search in in google)…there is no such thing… it was posted to check on how many people would actually believe it…and sadly many did..it was a lie that was posted… so this sadly showed that many would believe whatever is in the internet… NOT everything in the internet is truth

        • LogicPolice says:

          That’s not reductio ad absurdum. Nice try

        • miniminimorp says:

          You win the internet.

        • Anonymous says:

          The Internet is a thing, not a person. So it can’t lie. Even if it could, being wrong on certain facts doesn’t prove some[thing] is lying. Lying is knowingly saying something that is not factually true. Ignorance doesn’t make a liar.

          • Excuse me says:

            Google “dihydrogen monoxide” or “endangered tree octopus.”
            And if there is an online posting of knowingly false propaganda (say the Protocols of Zion), you state that because it is online it is true and the Jewish family next door is taking over the world.

            • anonymous says:

              A PERSON can post knowingly false things on the internet, but that still doesn’t make the internet a liar. It makes the person who posted it a liar through the media of the internet.

        • Pichiruchi says:

          I thought the exact same thing.

        • SGT CUBE says:

          The internet doesn’t lie.
          Those who post that it does on memebase, however, do.

      • Efex says:

        its a rule, also: she must b a guy and an undercover fbi agent

              • mata-ratos says:

                \m/

                • mom says:

                  Mata-ratos FTW \m/. are you Portuguese?? xD

                • tswizzle says:

                  ^20 internets for this fair gent

                • papiripapa says:

                  |o|

                • Efex says:

                  (m)c(_ _)d’(s

                  • Habakkuk says:

                    >(^_(O_O)>
                    SURPRISEBUTTSECKS

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              • Kris says:

                Did you by chance forgot the first two rules of the internet?

    • Mr. Rodgers Makes Nutella says:

      Um. I’m pretty sure all of that information is true…

      Here is a link that someone showed me that describes the scary similarities between “Friday” and the Kennedy assassination. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

    • GbreadMan says:

      A wonderful example of “Friday” explained by an AP English teacher. The allegorical interpretation of associating seemingly random events is outstanding.

  2. LOL says:

    If it concerns Rebecca Black, it’s never a win.

  3. Sabre says:

    Meh. Would have been better if Samuel Kickin was ACTUALLY there.

  4. devising says:

    Win!

  5. jc says:

    That’s nothing. Last week Fark had a link to some guy called Jeffery A. Tucker who actually analysed the song from a libertarian standpoint. I’d have assumed it was an April Fool, except that it was five days too late.

  6. SL says:

    hmmm… don’t know if trolling or simply retarded…

    • Someone says:

      I don’t know if you’re trolling or simply retarded because you said that you don’t if that is trolling or simply retarded.

    • Mr.Maniac says:

      It’s /b/, so that’s kinda obvious. But it’s not trolling, it’s just the truth.

  7. Eric says:

    I didn’t know William Greer changed his name to Samuel Kickin.

    • mata-ratos says:

      Few names can be as cool as Samuel Kickin. So it’s only natural he changed.
      In the front seat. xD

  8. LS says:

    Looks like /b/ comes to save the day once again!

    Inb4 the game

  9. Cobalt says:

    Ahh, conspiracy theorists. They can come up with the most amazing connections, even if they are, in fact, totally unrelated.

  10. the truth is out.. the end has be set in motion

  11. Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. says:

    Remove this, it shows a printscreen from the sacred website we must not talk about.

  12. 31KM says:

    he ate Orange juice, coffee, soft-boiled eggs, bacon, and toast with marmalade. So he doesn’t got to have his bowl, got to have cereal.

  13. Nana says:

    Woa. Are you a wizard?

  14. poppedcollar says:

    you seriously watermarked a screencap of /b/?

  15. Magz says:

    TL;DR.

  16. Mike says:

    Obviously all made up, the driver or JFKs car is William Greer …but I loved how he changed “Everybody’s Rushin’ (Russian)” LMAO

  17. drast says:

    Paranoid Parrot went hard this time

  18. Trolololo says:

    Soooo Rebbecca black Shot J.F.K and she is saying she is guilty with her Song. Case Closed!

  19. ProfessorMaple says:

    I love how the JFK argument is a much more valid one than that which Rebecca Black actually makes.

  20. dsh says:

    What do you make of the “fun fun fun” part?

    • Sir_Troll_II says:

      Assasination is hilarious!

    • Sandwiches says:

      Jackie Kennedy’s middle name was Funasia, so her nickname in school was “Fun”. When Rebecca says, “Fun, Fun, Fun, lookin’ forward to the weekend,” it’s meaning that Jackie Kennedy is looking forward to the weekend so she no longer has to live through the events of Friday when her husband died. It’s a very strong song.

  21. Douche says:

    If you look that closely at a certain number of a certain memes on this site, you may uncover the instructions for obtaining a link to googlemaps with a secret passage into Area 51 site.

  22. DB5star says:

    This is just a great example that they where called conspiritors before they where called trolls

  23. w33d Hippie says:

    It’s all a conspiracy man!

  24. Anonymous says:

    YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME ANON.
    THIS IS A NEW LOW.

  25. bot2durhed says:

    So do that mean that she killed JFK?

  26. bot2durhed says:

    i mean she knows so much

  27. It’s a conspiracy!!!

  28. JaSK says:

    why would anyone rate it up?
    it’d be funny if that really was the driver’s name…

  29. John2194 says:

    TOO LONG
    DIDN’T READ.

  30. Someone says:

    TODAY SHALL ALWAYS BE KNOWN AS INTERNATIONAL ‘WIN’ DAY!

  31. that was funny says:

    yes… give credit to the site… the site that is not HFtT… because this is clearly originally from 4chan…

  32. Behemoth says:

    its all about the mind-games maaaan..

  33. patti says:

    so… is the black guy rapping about civil rights?

  34. Joel says:

    Ummm rules 1 and 2 dont apply anymore?

  35. SilawenGreenleaf says:

    I don’t know if this is true, but if it is…wow.

  36. MEOW says:

    ROFLCOPTER INCOMING

  37. Laura says:

    The only link that is even semi interesting is the “kickin” theory. Unfortunately, the limo driver was a secret service agent, William Greer. The rest is pretty much all coincidence.
    Get the facts, people. Don’t feed the trolls :P
    Also, are we really going to assume miss “we so excited” has that kind of brain power?

  38. surruh says:

    Too long. Didn’t read. Assume pwnge.

  39. defying_gravity_4ever says:

    this guy wins the internet today.

  40. Iūdex -dĭcis says:

    Fridayception o.O

  41. Shadow says:

    tl;dr

  42. upyourmom says:

    believeable

  43. bvbgir says:

    omg!!! you guys its not about jfks assisination its about this girl cant wait to get outa skool cuz the week is so boring then talkin about she gonna part like most teens do. igits gesssh . and if it was about jfk then wat about the part*we so excited* would it be that all the americans were exited and glad he got shot?

  44. lolwhut says:

    THEUMBRELLAACADEMYDALLAS.

    i mean wut.

  45. Kitteh says:

    Lol, because she’s that deep.


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