The new suave Romeo of okcupid, match.com, and yes, even eharmony knows just what the ladies like! Spawn02000 is a man of complex tastes, a gourmet chef, and filled head to toe with warm-fuzzies.
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His list of likes is long: cooking, romantic comedies (especially with Colin Firth), a warm breeze through an open window, fine wines, massaging his lover, glaring lovingly into the eyes of another, not to mention he composes his own transcendentalist poetry.
But, his desires are few. Spawn02000, simply wants to be loved.
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Hopeless romantic killer
Max Payne on steroids!
I forgot to say:
also fist
My penis in your ass
“Fist” he said. So unless your penis is as big as the average man’s fist, it won’t do.
Wow…kinky
So this is the new face of Insanity Wolf.
I think he’s a cross between Insanity Wolf and Hood Dad
^this
He’s hawt!
http://cheezburger.com/FokFok/lolz/View/4586216960
just want to share this, i dont understand how people didnt think of Robison Crusoe yet
i hope people think of it and make some funny lolz
I find the quotes awkwardly charming…
So I’m not alone on that… great.
Nope, not alone. Poor guy really does need some help with his profile photos if he’s serious about finding the love of life, though.
What the crab is the one with the lotion supposed to mean?
its from silence of the lambs,the seriel killer from it said “you put the lotion its skin or it will get the hose again”
watch it,its a good film
“Put the lotion in the basket” is what one of the psychos in “The Silent of the Lambs” says
I hate to say this but it appears memebase is just making forced memes to keep the site going, its already fine, why add these? ive never seen them anywhere else. [ read the words - this is a new meme from the cool kids on reddit. y u make the fun? ]
‘Cause it’s funny?
For a second there, I thought he looked like a young George Lucas.
Nah, more like a skinny Shay Carl.
This guy kinda looks like me.
Then I think you ‘re hot LOL
Are you single?
You know…he kind of looks like my brother, who happens to be a biker.
Fascinating. I especially enjoyed the twist at the end. A biker? I did NOT see that one coming!
Actully he has really nice eyes.
I bet it’s really hard for him to get a table for one at Chuck-E-Cheese.
This is just like hood dad!
wow, this looks like my dad.
My first two attempts, don’t think they’ve been done yet.
http://cheezburger.com/Rognik/lolz/View/4588151040
http://cheezburger.com/Rognik/lolz/View/4588161536
Hope you like them.
I would totally date this bear… in a public place first :me gusta:
+1
“I want to drown you in a sea of affection” appears twice in the slideshow…
The shrimp is this narwal?
reddit, membase, 4chan wtf ever its all the same junk anyways
I just go to memebase cuz its neetly orginised and easy to read, I can get my lulz and get out without being touched by anything 4chan *shiver*
This is why I love memebase, another new meme that is great! this peanut butter patty is gold man
Is this guy real?
me gusta as well.
My attempt
http://cheezburger.com/nick_nack/lolz/View/4589114112
using some song lyrics I’ve always felt were both creepy and romantic.
This dude is exactly my type. Om nom nom.
I’d totes date him.
What? You guys are just gonna make up a meme just like that? Thats not how the internet works!
Sorry, did you think that memes spontaneously appear? They are all just made up by someone.
Seems legit…
In some of those photos I’d swear he looks like an evil Brian Blessed. Which means I read all those lines in Brian Blessed’s voice.
You’re welcome.
Im in love with this guy… <3