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frist….
no, I’m frist! you may can be first, though
Your… Frist? whats a frist?
He is.
You’re*
I’m frist, btw. dont’ give “frist” any credit. He is only first
Im First
This is a Chuck Norris fact. If he sais Batman is a pokemon, then Batman is a pokemon.
I still love this one.
I sense a new meme…. Chuck Norris’ pokemon
This has been on 4chan for 57 years.
That’s real.
not all of us view 4chan.
if only sir, if only
I am so chimping tired of chuck norris jokes.
Chuck Norris can smell danger through his ears.
… That can cure cancer.
While he’s tasting blue with his eyes.
WRONG!!
He tastes blue with his nose. Get your facts straight.
U MAD? Chuck Norris doesn’t have to fear anything, why would there be danger in his life? Chuck Norris IS danger.
danger could feer chuck norris
Chuck Norris can feel danger through his tongue.
So if a girl has an STD, he can tell by simply…
Chuck norris can see danger with his fist.
Chuck Norris can see danger through his… penis?
Chuck Norris is the only one who can see through your cunning primate-based censorship methods.
chuck norris is the only one allowed to hate chuck norris jokes.
I hope Chuck Norris didn’t hear that o.O
u mad? He hears everything…
I hope that was the moderators and not you.
Let me try something…
Mods, be creative and use a fruit that I haven’t heard of.
Bonobo! [mods do no man's bidding.]
Mods you failed me!
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker!!
There it is… I’m laughing like an idiot behind my desk, nad my co-workers are watching me.
Your co-workers are watching your nads???
You might want to move jobs.
(-_-)’… typo
YA RLY !
Chuck Norris f*cking cheats.
And Bruce Lee killed him.
Chuck Norris will find you.
And roundhouse kick you.
In the face.
So hard you fly away.
Into another dimension.
And live out all of your days starving, thirsty, and wishing you had never said that.
being thrown into another dimension (most likely a higher one) makes you *alomst* like god, by turning you into an omniscient being according to this dimension. so yeah, norris is chimped if he tries to beat up somebody.
Chuck norris actually aims his roundhouse kicks. You will always be thrown in a lower dimension, usually hell, sometimes worse.
Is Bruce Le still alive? MMM? I thought so.
*Lee
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life, unless it gets in his way…
Bruce Lee died of a bullet, Chuck Norris says; “keep em coming!”
Boooooo.
Your icon = the Pope’s boombox.
Your icon = topless women’s boombox
my icon = a helicopter boombox.
Yours = helicar.
(Wow, deja vu…)
yours = viking robot
Yourrs = Armor of Invincibility.
Yours = Thundercat mini-me?
Mine = 8-bit Ewok
Forever Alone
Nope, Mine = Fighter Mcwarrior.
hahahahahahahahahahahhaa the meme made me augh, then you being funny as hell! aaawwww god i love meme’s like this
Your icon is a man who has obsessively built up his arm muscles, but nothing else.
Your icon could also be a surprised space invader…
I’ve stared at yours for a good three minutes and I can’t make head nor tail of it.
facepalm is a bear face, and Jesus negra is the Y U NO Guy.
Your icon is a whatsit.
This meme makes no sense. Pokémon evolve…but Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in evolution D:
There is no theory of evolution. Only a list of animals Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Then Pokémon aren’t evolving in the strict sense?
Chuck Norris supported McCain.
gorilla him.
Pop Quiz: Chuck Norris would like to do what to hahahah?
A. Roundhouse Kick him
B. Roundhouse Kick him
C. Roundhouse Kick him
D. Buy him a steak. (Then roundhouse kick him when his guard is down)
E. None of the above. Chuck Norris would simply continue to be an idiot.
Death2amerikkka
He supported huckabee
HEY what’s with u guyz chuck norris cna’t find you anyway so why all the worshipping hes not that strong probably or jus axe ur dad to punch him or sumtin but not this bullyeti he aint’t godd or allah rite!?
net noob
batman, the new legendary pokemon for pokemon prisma version!
your picture looks like a flexing guy upside down
yours is a roflcopter
Last picture ;
Chuck Norris totally looks like Troll Face.
Your picture is a blocky dong
Lol, this icon is a win.
facepalms icon = The Enterprise ;D
your icon = the face of a spider with a Mohawk.
Your icon= Scared old guy
Just wanted to check out the monkey business xD
Why is your icon so grumpy?
Fail. i meant that to be a reply to rstp001 . . .
Yours looks depressed. :O
Chuck Norris orders a Whooper at McDonalds. He gets served.
actually it’s batMON.
First
Chuck Norris can destroy danger with his fist …. just kidding, Chuck Norris can destroy ANYTHING with his fist!
yeah!
lolfggts
Here’s a chuck norris joke i made up…
“Benjamin Franklin may have invented electricity… but Chuck Norris invented BENJAMIN FRANKLIN”
Benjamin Franklin didn’t invent electricity. He found out that lightning is related to electricity. No one invented electricity in the first place
The guy who made the first electric current was Alessandro Voltra.
May I bow down to your historical knowledge?