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First
ohhai. while you were busy typing “First” i was f*cking your mom.
we are done now.
umad?
This is ironic, since he’s swearing. Shouldn’t be “Dignified Lady” like in Sir Courage Wolf Esq.?
Shouldn’t there be a pronoun in your second sentence?
Shouldn’t there be gray matter between your ears?
Shouldn’t there be a letter in your name?
There are twelve, sir.
What twelve letters would those be oh righteous one?
Shouldnt there be a rapist in lincoln park?
“Gibbon” is the proper, technical, common, AND USED term for a female dog.
Just as “ass” or “jackass” = “donkey”.
[could.. not... resist...]
ah the good ol’ days, when being chivalrous was appreciated.
nowadays? no so much…
Sadly the exteme feminists killed it.
Apparently now a days holding a door open for a lady makes you a male chauvanist pig.
I think I spelled that right.
Makes sense. We can’t expect to be treated like equals and then ask for guys to open up the doors for us.
Is one or the other.
Use women to open the door.
Problem?
Open what door? Fridge door? Yes. Gateway to sammich fixings. Jelly?
this is also true
A Bro holds a door open for no females. If nowadays females are independent to the point where they can have their own basketball league, they can hold their own doors too. Honestly, most of them are not that heavy.
your right
I beg to differ. Most guys nowadays have learned from deuchebags that being deuchebags is the right way of doing it. Try being chivalrous, and you might find yourself surprised. And remember, if you get lucky, be safe, use a sheep’s baldder.
LOL
Bladder*
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But, what happens if I hold the door… for a douchebag?
Is it as risky as division by zero?
that is exactly like dividing by zero. just don’t do it.
i’ve been chivalrous and courteous to women as long as i’ve been interested in women, never got gibbon from them.
A girl, holding the door for a girl: lesbian!
A girl, holding the door for a guy: hard-core feminist ready to castrate any man who looks at her and shows interest…
This is just one of the many, many reasons I hate society.
I love chivalry! But it isn’t chivalry when the only purpose behind it is to get in one’s pants.
99.99% of the time a guy is either being a jerk to impress friends and/or in a stupid, misguided attempt to impress the girl to get in her pants OR a guy is being “chivalrous” to get in the girl’s pants.
.001% > of the time a guy is simply paying a common courtesy. It doesn’t matter what gender/sexual-orientation the person behind him is, it’s just being nice.
That said, I still hate girls more than guys.
Okay, rant is over.
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What about the other .009% of the time?
Math fail.
same here bro
it just gets you shoved on the friend burner as they get them shelve some brain dead thug that cheat on the at every chance he get action
+1 for the “Sheep’s Bladder” joke, -1 for getting it wrong. It’s sheep’s blood, not bladder.
Retroactive -1 to Etsu
Its sheep intestines. For a condom.
thank-you
Last girl I tried being chivalrous to screamed at me for trying to give her my coat when she was cold outside.
Then her mother yelled at her for having the nerve to turn down a guy who was willing to open doors, pull chairs and offer his jacket. Her sister’s thought she was crazy, too, though.
i feel for you bro
i’ve been there
thats a story becoming more common these days
sadly this is really true
the guys that try it get used and trown away or bet up by girls / women.
it’s true, all ladies love polite men.
They do
then they still date the pig
Chivalry is dead.
EEEEEW darling,
did you just give me a dead chivalry?
Beware of the zombie chivalry.
This is the best thing I’ve seen all week. +32 internets sir. Zombie chivalry shirts coming to cafe press soon.
Chivalry isn’t dead, most guys just choose to never partake in it. I try to be chivalrous and girls are actually surprised by it.
chivalry is dead, because feminists killed it
That is an interesting point. The whole view of chivalry being equivalent to chauvinism is a sad result of the women’s rights’ movements. Showing women respect in a different manner to how you show other men respect, and treating them in any way different, has become frowned upon. Next thing they’ll want me to ask men out on dates just as I women out on dates, or I’m a pig.
You only ask women out on dates? That’s discrimination!!!
lol
Marry me.
Nooo! He’s mine!
What you’re talking about is politeness. Chivalry died when the medieval concept of knighthood ended.
Chivalry is the Battle Standards of Knights.
I wish someone would give this b¡tch some chivalry.
Then, go b¡tch out a feminista for creating a world where holding open a door woman (which is considered common courtesy, regardless of gender, where I come from) will get a guy b¡tched out and threatened with physical violence.
You want “equality” on those terms, don’t expect chivalry.
Lol, if only that were true today…
Damn Femnazis >_>
They may love chivalry, but they don’t deserve it.
damn right you are good sir, if anything they should start being chivalrous to us now, we’ve been doing it for several centuries, now it should be their turn
shut up and make me a sammich
The thought was odd… Woman being chivalrous to men O_O, I’m pretty damn sure that is a Divide by zero Situation, paradox, Unseen parallel world. And a Gaint Hole In the center of the universe!!!!
but lemme tell ya, the b*tches hate those pants.
The people who are saying feminists killed chivalry are right.
Being chivalrous toward women came about because women were seen as inferior and it was a way of helping to take care of them. When women started protesting and wanting equality, that destroyed the reason behind chivalry.
Now, that’s not to say that you shouldn’t treat people well, but with equality comes equal treatment.
No, chivalry came about through the ideals of knightly honor and courtly love. Basically, in medieval times you would be chivalrous to women that you liked, but didn’t/couldn’t marry yet.
Huh. So, the knights only treated members of the weaker sex as weaker if they wanted to get in their chastity belts?
That explains them having treated older married ladies so disgracefully. Wouldn’t give a fig for it.
Your first and last sentences are correct.
The rest of your post is a steaming pile of ignorance propagated by the feministas.
Bonobo
OMG this moderation is chimping amazing Sasquatch!
Tarsier KEVIN!
You stoled that from meee!
actually I appreciate the chivalry/courtesy of opened doors when it makes sense. To me it makes no sense when the car is unlocked to wait for a man to open the door for me when it is pouring down rain better by far that we both get out of it as soon as possible. I will open doors for males or females if their hands are full it is a courtesy I would like to be returned. Not all females are feminazis we want and expect equal wages for doing the same job we expect that we will be treated with a degree of equality within that job. If you wouldn’t ask a male college to get you a cup of coffee you shouldn’t ask a female one to do so or expect her to as your right. The point here is courtesy and sense. To me it would make no sense for someone smaller than I be told to lift something I am perfectly able of picking up simply because he is the Male.