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Ohhhh people are going to be pissedddd
My thoughts exactly! We await the hate stampede.
lool so true
One of the Wesley twins dies in the second part.
So do Remus and Tonks.
Harry dies too
Then he gets married.
Marry ALL the dead!
SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
Yep. And Remus and Tonks have a kid so Harry and Ginny adopt him.
Ron and Hermione also have… what 3 kids? I forgot.
And I think Harry and Ginny have 2 or 3…
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Harry and Ginny have 3 kids called Albus Severus, James and Lily
Harry’s the godfather of Teddy, i don’t think they adopted him :’)
Teddy (Tonks and Remus’s kid) is raised by Tonk’s mother (Andromeda, from memory, yes, Andromeda Black- Teddy was named for Tonks’ father), Harry is his godfather. Child 1 is James Sirius, Child 2 is Albus Severus, Child 3 is Lily Luna. They were born after Ginny quit playing Quidditch professionally, for the Holyhead Harpies. Harry becomes an Auror and gets lots of promotions, and Ron and Hermione name their two kids Rose and Hugo.
Spoiler rage anyone?
Indeed. Nothing funnier than nerd rage busting out over the internet.
Secondly I’m glad I never got into Harry Potter….sounds more convoluted than a Metal Gear Solid game
inorite Twilight is moar better.
Get off the internet, now. And if your a man, give me your man card right now too.
you a disgrace to humanity
Twilight Spoilers – Emo girl gets pregnant with Cedric and Jacob goes all Pedo bear on the baby.
So true!!!
lol have not seen it, but the pedo bear part intrigued me in seeing that.. lol
OH NO! THE SPOIL…. oh, wait.. .I expected this since the goblet of fire, so no surprise.
tbh, the book came out over 3 years ago.
If you like the movies, you have no excuse for not having read the book by now.
/highfive deltree
Im only part way threw the 7th book….
RAGE!!!!!!!!!!
someone needs a tho-rew lesson in vocabulary.
Here’s the internet. It’s all yours.
He ment the movie adaptation of the second part of seventh book isn’t out yet, but too ashamed to admit he didn’t read the books.
couldn’t agree more.
i don’t read unless required to by the state of california
or atleast for not having read a synopsis, personally I’ve just avoided this kind of thing and been disappointed when my guess was wrong in the movies
wtf is a horcrux?
Watch the movies? Its those things that voldemort uses to stay alive or something
It’d be better to read the books. They explain things more.
Like how the movies didn’t explicitly say that Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, James Potter and Sirius Black made the Marauder’s Map.
I agree, read the books if you want to find out… the films don’t explain it right
And this is why I hated the third movie.
and where did pigwigeon go? i friggin loved that little owl
*geeking about* The horcrux are the objects which in a part of one’s soul is put so he cannot compleately die should his body fail/be killed.
In the universe it Harry Potter, it is implied there is an afterlife. Cutting your soul in pieces is pretty much swissing yourself up for the afterlife. Voldemort teared his in… 7 pieces on purpose and accidentally teared it further to 8 parts when trying to kill Harry Potter, leaving a part of what was left of his soul in the baby.
Nope, Potter was the 7th. Lily and James were to be the ones he killed to make that last one. Also he did not have a piece from Gryffindor, so Harry being a “true” one finished off that list.
So…I’m surprised I remember that, and slightly ashamed. But at least I started reading those in middle school, even if I’m a big bad college student now XD
Oh ya? O.o I guess I’ll have to do myself the great pleasure to re-read the books to refresh my memories. Thanks. ^^
Harry is a direct descendant of the third brother in the story of the Deathly Hallows, but I don’t seem to remember him being related to Godric Gryffindor. He pulled the sword out of the hat (nice party trick), but only a ‘true’ Gryffindor could do that, not a descendant.
Hmmm… might have to do some reading…
Harry isn’t a Horcrux, there are only six horcruxes, the seventh piece of Voldemort’s sould stays with Voldemort himself.
Here’s a quote from J.K Rowling:
“I know that, and you know that, but here is the thing: for convenience, I had Dumbledore say to Harry, ‘You were the Horcrux he never meant to make,’ but I think, by definition, a Horcrux has to be made intentionally. So because Voldemort never went through the grotesque process that I imagine creates a Horcrux with Harry, it was just that he had destabilized his soul so much that it split when he was hit by the backfiring curse. And so this part of it flies off, and attaches to the only living thing in the room. A part of it flees in the very-close-to-death limbo state that Voldemort then goes on and exists in. I suppose it’s very close to being a Horcrux, but Harry did not become an evil object. He didn’t have curses upon him that the other Horcruxes had. He himself was not contaminated by carrying this bit of parasitic soul.”
read the books and you’d know. If you’re feeling lazy though…
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horcrux
its a item that holds a part of a soul of someone so that they can stay alive even when killed.
Horcrux-http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Horcrux
I imagine you can read
*puts on flamecoat*
Oh well, haven’t had time to get the last book read so this is kind of disappointing to see. But guess I can only blame myself for not reading it yet.
or you can blame him for posting a lol that isnt even funny that also contains massive spoilers…
or the people whgo voted this up so everyone could see it…
Meh, I don’t get the spoiler panic. I enjoy the book, knowing a single or a few details of the plot out of context won’t diminish the fun I have reading it.
My favourite spoiler was a video featuring ”Snape kills Dumbledore”. As I am not fluent in English, I heard a snaKe (Voldemort’s snake?) was going to kill Dumbledore.
(Understandable mistake considering ”Snape” is called ”Rogue” in French so I couldn’t link the name.)
I hate when people like you say “Oh, I haven’t had time to read that book yet…I’ve been dreadfully busy, you see…knitting and what not”
Get stiltoned.
No time to read a book but plenty of time to gorgonzola around on the internet?
You people piss me off because you just don’t want to admit that you’d rather sit on your cheddar, browsing memes and trolling, than to oh, I don’t know…read a book?”
But you…Whatever.
Monterey Jackhat.
I resent your insults. Cheese deserves more respect than that, especially gorgonzola.
Reading Harry potter isn’t really that much more intellectual than browsing memes or whatever. It is still mindless entertainment.
What’s he going to do about it? kill himself?
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Well I know some people who would be happy with any solution that shortens the Harry Potter series, my brother included.
*SPOILER ALERT** yea he lets voldemort kill him.. but then he comes back to life! lol… and yea
The series is over – not sure it can be shortened unless you kill your brother and then he doesnt have to worry about it?
The series is already finished…
A horcrux is an object or animal in which someone hides part of their soul. In order to do this the person must commit murder, not just kill someone. In doing this their soul is ripped and they can tear it apart and store it somewhere else. Voldemorts has 6 horcruxes as the 7th part of his soul remains in his body. He chooses seven because it is a powerful and magical number.
Right, forgot animals do fine horcruxes too. Snakes or homo sapiens, for example. *wink-wink*
it are pieces of voldemort’s soul, he hid multiple of them so he would be ‘immortal’. by attacking harry as a child he accidentily made a horcrux of him
Oh thanks for the spoil!
I hate you è_é
you should have read the books… always read the books
HOLY SHART! WIN FACE IS WIN!
if only that were the way the series had ended. i know this comment will get flamed to mozzarella, but i hate/hated harry potter
The books were ok (exception of the 5th which imo was poorer), films are just bad.
Actually, no. A TON of people love HP. I am indifferent (I’m more of a sci-fi person)
Ya at first I was all «erm, people waving magic wands using pseudo-latin magic words? going around in robes? Could you get more cliché or is this your best shot?! bad taiste!»
But after a few pages on the 1st book I liked it already. Even the wands and pseudo-latin didn’t bother me at all anymore halfway through the 1st book.
The movies though… not that good compared to the books.
…i read all the books and i still feel spoiler’d. i was kind of half asleep through most of the last one though. snore.
How can you fall asleep reading the last book… reread i tell you REREAD
Lol me too.
Same, last book was great. Even the never-ending camping part was okay.
Oh and I don’t think I ever hated a caracter as much as Dolores Umbridge. The movie couldn’t build as much disgust into her as the book did. So glad George and Fred Weasley owned her throughoutly.
They should have included the fireworks dividing in the movie, along with the “authority” lines. And the swamp.
Ffffuuuu…
Seriously I’m going to nuke TSolomon’s town >_>
TSolomon lives in New York City. Bring it on.
Sure thing, NY just loves to be destroyed. *here be 50 recent movies\games involving the destruction of NY + several 9\11 references*
u mad?
This was so obvious.
People keep saying that, I didn’t see it comming at all. I was all ”wait, what? come on. I don’t get it. too far stretched, just like Voldemort’s soul. Not buying.” I guess I’m a tad dumb.
Me too, don’t worry…I had to think it true for like 10 times before I understood and then I was still a bit confused
Yes I think it should be hidden because unspoiled Harry Potter experience is the most important thing in the world.
i think your comment should be hidden because its irrelavent to the fact, its a spoiler, and nobody cares.
If this is true, It validates a conclusion I came to a few years ago without ever having read a harry potter book or seen a film lol
it is i read all the books and spoiler dumbledore is gay
That’s not really a spoiler, bluenigh… its not mentioned in the books that Dumbledore is gay, JK Rowling announced it later on
Omg JK Rowling so courageous to say that! … not :
She never goes as far as to hint it directly in the book. Not even a hint.
On the other hand, there are more obvious entendus of romantic shared feelings between Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore.
I don’t think homosexuality is present at all in the books. Don’t want to shock our poor children…’s homophobic parents to lower the sales.
Don’t get the wrong, the books are totally awsome. Another totally great heteo-centric book serie.
Gay reference in first part of first book: “My dear professor, I haven’t blushed so hard since Madam Pomfrey complimented me on my new earmuffs.” Straight man blushing about earmuffs in a positive way? And the robes? Hellooooo….. Flamboyant gay man. Dumbledore 2.0 (movies) sucked though, he couldn’t be gay, he never changed his robes. What self respecting gay man doesn’t change his clothes for what, two years?
Oh please, they didn’t even know the Horcruxes existed until the end of the second book, and even then it was only Dumbledore who knew. So…if this meme wasn’t so horribly flawed…no, still not amusing.
Seriously?!
F**K THIS S**T! -.-
put this under a spoiler tag next time kthnxbai
GOD SwissING Stilton IT!
Wow they actually changed it to cheese.
They warned you.
This has made my day absolutely and completely.
God*Cheddar*It I was just about to watch the movie thnx for spoilin kthnxbai
You were about to watch the movie that hasn’t come out yet?
I love how most people coming to this site are supposed to be troll lovers and then half of the comments are poor little boys and girls crying because someone spoiled them harry potter.
Asiago!
and the movies are not exactly the same as the books.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU!
MOTHER CHEDDARING SWISS!
i don’t see how this is a spoiler,as people who haven’t read that far into the series will not know what a horcrux is anyway.
It’s mentioned in the sixth movie.
Problem?
Really? You have no right to be mad about a ‘spoiler’ after 3 YEARS. Fail guys.
Someone needs to make this an internet rule.
Yeah, it’s kinda like Darth Vader is Luke’s father, or Rosebud is a sled… can’t claim spoiler on something that’s long past common knowledge.
a good joke spoilt by a poorly worded last caption
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Im like half way threw the 7th book!
*through
It came out three years ago. If you can’t finish a thirty-something chapter book in three years, that’s your fault.
Highfive, it took me 8 hours to read it.
I hate you guys..
totally.
what’s with that little creepy gnome next to harry?
The book has been out for 3 years. If you haven’t read it yet, don’t be angry, its your own fault at this point. I could just as easily post a list of all the people who die in the second half of the last book.
Plus this is a troll site. The point is to cheddar people over. Don’t look if you don’t want to see.
My favorite in Harry Potter was Agent Smith.
SWISSSWISSSWISSSWISSSWISS I DIDNT READ THE LAST BOOK SO THE MOVIE WOULD BE EXTRA GOOD SWISS MEMEBASE FOR REAL IM SO PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW AAAAARG
Swiss?
“Moderators reserve the right to replace swears with types of cheese.”
Oh. Ha. xD
FROMAGE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
to be fair the title name is very explicit
This.
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Gotta love how many sorts of cheese are hidden on this page.
And I hope that the words “fromage you!” will be used more often from now on.
oh, go provolone yourself.
Books sucked after 5 anyways.
Started out as a decent series, adventures in a school for wizards. Then it became another angst fest the same way the Eragon series did.
spoiler alert: Harry’s a wizard.
Spoiler Alert: Ron’s a ginger.
Who’s head i gotta stamp on for that spoiler o.0
Come at me bro
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OH COME ON, I JUST STARTED READING THE LAST BOOK! Oh well, I’ll prolly forget before I finish. Good laugh, after my raging.
I already read the series twice and on book 5 the 3rd time, so idc. Have fun wigging out.
THIS IS WIN.
BECAUSE HAGRID JUST RUINED IT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO WAIT TILL SUMMER TO WATCH IT INSTEAD OF TAKING A FEW DAYS TO READ IT.
ILY, HAGRID.
Dudes, calm down.
It’s been three years. I’ve read the final book seven or eight times. It’s not like it’s a brand new thing. Everyone knows what’s going to happen in the final film.
SEVEN OR EIGHT?!?!? Holy Swiss! I’m a huge HP geek and I’m only on my third!
I salute you.
So, TSolomon, how does it feel to be so hated and read “fromage you”, “go provolone yourself” comments?;D
cheers to the mods!
You know, I’m a giant HP fan. And I gotta tell ya….some of the posts/comments are just screaming ‘geek.’ I had always prided being a HP fan as being cooler than a Star Wars geek. Thanks for ruining it for me.
no such thing as an uncool geek…
unless it’s a trekky
Loling forever at the people who’ve been too lazy to read the books.
And don’t give me any of that bull about ‘Oh, I can’t read’ or ‘Oh, I’m blind’. They make audiobooks for a reason Y’know and I’m sure there’s a braille version somewhere.
(No offense to blind/dyslexic/ whatever people)
I don’t think Hagrid ever knew anything about horcruxes in the first place. That said… I’m a Harry Potter fan, and even so I always thought that a little simple communication between Harry and Dumbledore could have made everything soooooo much easier for everyone.
Also: Didn’t like the “Here’s What Happened to Everyone” ending of Book Seven. It was anticlimactic, in a bad way, and I’m sorry, but Albus Severus is a stupid, stupid name.
The epilogue was terrible. I read it when I first read the book, but now I stop before I get to that and pretend it doesn’t exist, kind of like how I always skip chapter one of Book Four now.
You don’t have the slightest idea of how much i hate you ;_;
Rowling wrote the epilogue when she wrote the very first book.. that’s why it’s poorly written and anticlimactic. If you read all of the books you’ll noticed she definitely improved over the years.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
I didn’t know this.
Oh well. D:
A horcrux can be anything, like a football or a dolphin.
He should have made a football into a Horcrux.
But again, a horcrux, really? how? when? why? what happens because of that? This poster dosen’t really spoil much when you think about it.
People complaining about the spoilers will receive no sympathy. If you’re a real Harry Potter fan, you would have read the books and know this already. If you’re not, then you wouldn’t care. The first book came out in 1997. The last book came out in ’07. You have NO excuse to have not read it if you’re a real fan, and you have NO excuse to complain about spoilers if you aren’t a real fan.
Yes, the world is nothing but black and white, so this is true.
I didn’t read the books… I have a full time job and kid on the way, and don’t read every book I would like to, because I, ya know, have a life and actual responsibilities and whatnot, and since they are making movies of all the books, I’ve just been watching the movies, so it WAS in fact pretty much an ricottahole move, they know it was an swisshole move, spoilers are never anything BUT an mozzarellahole move, ergo, you are an cheddarhole. F’ you and the cheese you road in on.
PS: Go ahead and flame away… it won’t make you any less of an internet goudahole… and I’m already past caring.
i have already read the books anyways
fffffuuuuuuuuuu i didnt know D:
Why isn’t on Afterdark? It has profanity!
FOOK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
I’m sure he’ll do the usual standing around being crap while everybody else sorts it all out for him and just let him take all the credit as usual.
luckily i don’t remember what a horcrux is ;D
Well thanks, swiss cheddar manchego (I wonder will it turn to gorgonzola)
no one is going to read my comment
lolwut
This is a spoiler for Harry. And no spoiler for all people who have the rare ability to read books.
I hate you
So much
Wait wait wait. I hear a lot of bullgibbon going on up there in the comments…I can’t remember the book right, I red it a while ago and I don’t follow the movies. I know, that the end is absurd, and somehow disappointing. but really do one of the twins die? I remember that a monkeyload of stone falls down on them, but do two other characters die as well? Chimp, I might go look.
Hagrid knew? Wow! Even when reading all the books, that is a spoiler.
you coraling ruin my life
LOLL, I didn’t know that! XD
Spolier!!!!
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Spolier!!!!
Damnit Damnit Damnit Damnit !!!!
WTF?!? Y U RUIN MOVIE!?!?!?
Oh please, somebody help me…??? My dumb sister tells me that all the Deathly Hallows belonged to Dumbledore at some point, but I don’t think so…ofcourse he had the elder wand, but the cloak of invisibility was with Harry from the first grade and he found the ressurection stone somewhere between Harry’s fifth and sixth school year, so there is no way Dumbledore could have had all those things at once…and I truly think that there isn’t only one golden snitch in Hogwarts like my sister tells me. I believe there is a knew one for every game…
Please tell me that I’m right, cause if I’m not I am so sad, cause then I have not understand any of the books right :’( Afterall, my sister hasn’t even read the last 5 books, but she still argues with me and thinks she’s right.
PLEASE help me.?
Chancellor Palpatine is a Sith Lord.