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  1. Gman says:

    Funny, cause it’s true. and… First!

    • Prometheus says:

      Funny, but not true and homosexual on one point… this pic shows Asian females as having bewbs which everyone knows they do not have unless their rich Caucasian BFs/husbands pay for them.

      That, and that the menopause begins in the 40′s-50′s – not the 60′s.

      • Justice says:

        If you don’t think Asians can have bewbs, you have not been on Ebaums.

        Besides, my GF is 38DD. Filipino. Nice pillows they are.

        • Justice says:

          About 20 overweight, but not fat. Gained some weight in nursing school. Her boobage has always been really large.

          • Orly says:

            But again, the Filipino are mostly Malay-Polynesians, alot like like Hawaians. So our racist stereotypes on ”Asians” rest unchallenged.

            • Kuyog says:

              last time i checked, Orly, the Philippines was in Asia.

              • neoritter says:

                Filipinos are not Asians, they’re more Polynesian. Hawaiians (sp?) are Polynesian as well. Some theories assert they were originally Mayan or some other Southern American tribe that went west from modern day Ecuador. That point aside, there is Spanish genetics in Filipinos as well.

                • Res_Ipsa says:

                  I once dated a Khmer (Cambodian) girl who had perfect boobs that were somewhere between B and C. So not massive but oh so gorgeous. Also dated a Hmong girl who had D cups.

                • Gloria says:

                  The Philippines is located in southeast Asia. That makes Filipinos southeast Asians. Not Polynesian! Google Polynesia and learn some bit about geography! Also, any Spanish heredity in Filipinos came from Spain, not Ecuador. You’re applying new world emigration theories incorrectly!

                  • Mochi says:

                    And the native people of Australia are BLACK.
                    OMG O:
                    Yeah, people migrate. ‘case you didn’t know…
                    Or did you believe Hawaiians evolved separate from the rest of the world from some now-extinct monkey which crawled out of a different sludge pond than everything else?

                • Hapa Fun says:

                  First off, Asian is a geographical term that does not exclude Filipinos. Enough with that nonsense. You must have spoken to a Fil-Am who thought calling themself a “Pacific Islander” was cool.

                  The term you’re looking for is “Austronesian” which is originally a term to group a family language. However, Austronesian heritage can be found throughout SouthEast Asian. I think you’re trying to compare East Asians vs the rest, which Filipinos has a mix of both.

                  Even though Filipinos have some Spanish lineage, unless you have their DNA results you’re just speculating. Practically all of SouthEast Asia was colonized in their history, i.e. Vietnamese by the French, does that mean all of them have European genetics?

                  I dated a Japanese girl who had DDs, are you trying to assume she’s mixed? just because one physical trait you might see as common does not mean it applies to every Asian person. You’re just stereotyping.

                • Jodd says:

                  Some look like and some don’t. I look like a Korean/Japanese/Chinese and many people mistake me for one (even they do) but I’m full Filipino. Some of us look like Polynesian and some look like Chinese because some parts of northern Philippines have a lot of Chinese looking people and the south have the others. I’m one of those Chinese looking people.

      • berj91 says:

        Starts late 50′s – 60s man. Menopause is not just when you can’t have babies anymore, you know

      • sdfkl says:

        then how do you explain hitomi tanaka? they’re real btw http://afterdark.memebase.com/2011/01/01/bikini/#comments

      • black man joe says:

        you’re lame

      • Zomby says:

        Word, from one Viet/Asian girl to another. Also, I would like to state my opinion of Prometheus as a total gouda. :D

        In other news, this is so true. I have an aunt who is 40-something and looks almost exactly how she did when she was 11.

      • Prometheus says:

        Sarcasm is not meant to be taken seriously, folks.

      • Mochi says:

        But it goes 18 > 20-30 > 30-50 > MENOPAUSE > 60-70 > 120
        There’s a ten year gap there, you know?

  2. WHOAA says:

    dats zo tshru. :(

  3. PoeticBoink says:

    Haha, I lol’d

  4. BigBrown says:

    I feel like this was taken from Sxephil’s show (this was posted exactly one day after the show where he said this)

  5. Dre says:

    real and heterosexual

  6. RikaMX says:

    really funny and true lol

  7. sonicchaos says:

    so let me see if i got this write:
    at the menopause asian milfs blow up and evolve into y u no hags….

  8. Magist says:

    i’ve been living in south korea for a couple of years…this is so true Lmao

  9. cinder calhoun says:

    No one had to steal that from anyone, its a pretty well observed and shared phenomenon.

    Also, that guys vlog has way to many edit cuts – its very distracting IMO.

  10. jau says:

    Racism and sexism at the same time, my what a work of art!

    • Justice says:

      You must have never ventured out of Sunday school then if you think this is both racist and sexist.

      • naisa says:

        Substitute “African” for “Asian” and make the character black. Bet the reaction is a lot different.

        • Justice says:

          Mmm… No. This comic doesn’t have ANYTHING that fits the definition of racism, or misogyny. It doesn’t portray Asians as inferior (it states they are more beautiful until older age) and it portrays Asian woman as beautiful, but that menopause hits them hard. So… No. Not racist. Everyone in the US is turning into a bunch of church mice.

          • naisa says:

            Mmm… yes. This comic would NEVER have been front paged if it was making fun of the aging process of any other minority group. If we’re going to be PC, we could at least be consistent about it. If we’re not going to be PC, we should be consistent about that too. Making some minority communities off-limits and others fair-game is where the absurdity comes from.

            • Bl.St. says:

              Nobody is making fun of anything and this is not called racism, it is stereotyping. If we have to treat everyone equally than Soviet Russia jokes should also be discarded as not politically correct. Then there are the Muslims, the homosexuals, the Americans, the fat people and finally jokes will be completely banned.

            • Brendan says:

              But what you seem to be asking for here is for whoever did this to go away and make the same LOL for all the different ethnic groups, which wouldn’t be funny at all but would be “consistent”.

              • naisa says:

                No. I’m just saying if we’re all going to yuck it up over racist stereotypes, we shouldn’t pick and choose which racist stereotypes are “funny” and which are offensive.

                • Brendan says:

                  I totally agree, to quote South Park “either everything is OK to make fun of, or nothing it”, but who has set a limit on which “stereotypes” are funny and which are offensive? Not the author who has just decided to do one ethnic/gender based aging LOL rather than doing one for all ethnicites and genders.

                  • Brendan says:

                    To clarify, I totally agree we shouldn’t arbitrarily rule off one joke but accept another.

                    Also, pointless internet argument high five!

            • alvary says:

              How is Asia a minority? o.O

    • RahRose says:

      I agree. This isn’t funny, it’s misogynistic and racist.

      • dude says:

        yes, because making an observation is misogynistic.

        go troll more loser.

      • Brendan says:

        UNLESS it was done by a female Asian person. Then it’s OK.
        Double standards FTW!

      • berj91 says:

        It’s not, I don’t find it insulting against women at larger (thus not misogynistic). Plus, if it was “the aging of the average asian guy” will it be sexist against male? It it was about the aging of north american, would it be racist? The author is not saying that this aging process makes asian women inferior.

        Not to accept difference and being about to laugh about them from time to time is more racist IMO because basicaly you’re saying :

        Those minority are different, so let’s not talk about them and exclude them from society or treat them as if they are exclude.

    • fredlyfatchet says:

      Because that is what this comic is doing, suggesting a race/gender is inferior to another.

      Just because a race and a gender is involved, it is not automatically racist/sexist.

  11. bean says:

    that was a well needed LOL here on a quiet night at work… actually said out loud, ‘SOO TRUE’
    thanks for that :D

  12. SanJecinto says:

    This is why, I will never marry an Asian.

  13. nosoupforyou says:

    that is quite true, actually.

  14. ScoutMom says:

    Menopause starts around age 40 regardless of race.

    • Ashleas says:

      You missed the point. Menopause does start around that age, but Asian women tend not to show the effects until much much later. Obaa-sans are also to be feared.. a small army of them could overtake the world.

  15. Me says:

    Philip Defranco FTW!

  16. MJ says:

    I wouldn’t call this racist/sexist at all, at most it’s generalizing. Stereotypes can be positive too (all Asians are good at math is another one) and while unfair stereotypes can be objectionable there’s no harm in depicting something like this. It’s hard to imagine this stereotype demeaning Asians much in the public mind except giving them a reputation of having lots of MILFs.

    It’s partially true anyway, a lot of Asian women do appear to age slower then other women from other parts of the world, but it’s mostly just from having the right genetics for that sort of thing.

    TL;DR: People should really let go of those pearls they’re clutching and recognize it’s ok to laugh at things like this, if you still think these jokes are wrong how about actually showing it TO an Asian person and ask if it offends them?

  17. Feel_good says:

    I can live with that. I don’t plan on being in good shape after I turn sixty.
    Guaranteed 30 years of hotness. I’ll keep my asian gf.

  18. Azfargh says:

    I´m asian and I must say: like any other race around the world, u can find hot after-menopause womans or that cartoon gradma. Anyway, the pic is right at leas one half of the asians womans…

  19. Rich says:

    Nobody stopped to think about how much different the people of the newer generation look (and will look) compared to the older generation at similar ages. South Koreans for example are getting much taller and leaner compared to their fairly short parents in just one generation. This is basically due to the fact that these kids have more food. I’ve lived in Korea for a year now and I see many women who are probably in their 50′s who are still pretty attractive. Of course there are women who look like the above but I say on average there are more fit older women here than back home and I’m from southern California. As for bewbs.. thats a whole ‘nother story my friends. I miss nice bewbs.

  20. Andy says:

    I’ve been in Japan for like a year now and this = truth.

  21. Caitlin says:

    This is a Karl Pilkington theory if I ever saw one.

  22. Touko, Shadowrama Princess says:

    My grandma looks exactly like the 60-70 year old Asian.

    …My grandma is Italian.

  23. asdklfajd says:

    I am 10 years younger than my asian ex gf but people have always thought she was younger than me… lol

  24. derp says:

    old sock. everybody knows that.

    btw my mum is chinese, she was thought to be in her 30ies after being over 55.
    and she had menopause with 47. until then she looked like 25.

  25. Howard C says:

    I’m Asian and I don’t find this one bit offensive. In fact, I find this quality quite beneficial. :)

    Also, who knows if this will remain true. With the younger generation of Asians having access to better nutrition, health and beauty products, we may end up looking young until our 80′s now. Praying for that actually.

    P.S. It’s funny cuz it’s true.

  26. blondd00dwoman says:

    boobgs get smaler at 30-50. bad

    bobgs god

    no gobrs bad

  27. DeeDee says:

    RACIST. i like it tho it’s pretty funny.


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