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Very Demotivational - Work Harder, Not Smarter. 
GraphJam - Music & Culture for People Who Love Charts
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Picture Is Unrelated - Funny WTF Pictures 
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Go Cry Emo Kid - Go Cry Emo Kids
Superheroes - Superheroes
Rage Comics - Express Your Rage
Pokémemes - I choose you!
I don’t get it
Yay I’m a bag!
Balls….I’m balls……..
Hell yeah! Balls FTW!!
Im balls too!
we should hold a convention.
BRIE YOUR BALLS IM HALF A TACO!
holy Fudge Im half a taco too!
we should be married!
..i mean buy a taco and split it!
I just barely escaped being balls!
I’m half a taco!
balls to you sir
God damn it… im the other half
Awwwwwwwwwwwww yeah. We’re all balls.
Balls FTW
Yeah. BALLS!
YEEEEEEEAH I’m an ironic mustache
Me too *high five*
NICE! So am I!
Oh irony, I’m an ironic mustache!
Me too… How ironic! I don’t even have a mustache! Thank god I wasn’t born 2 days later… Then that sentence would turn in to having no balls… *le success*
Wait I got Candlejack neverm
*High Fives*
Yaaay, we’re all happy pairs of balls! oo
A bowl, I got a bowl, good for me!
~Freakazoid.
Yay, I got this bat!
I’m a bag too. :-/
I don’t get it.
perhaps reading more “news” and less “blogs” would help
first!
+1 for awesome avatar
-1 for calling first
-1 for failing on calling first
umm, -5 for retarded avatar.
you just need to the heck.
-5 for retarded avatar, -50 for *thinking* its an awesome avatar
Your avatar is a penis. -2 cookie.
I’m an Ironic Mustache, but I suddenly wish I were the Upside-Down Cat or Murder.
I am murder!
I’m a Murderer. >:D YESH!
I am Murder.
im a murder.
brotip: use magn- oh cheddar not again
I’m an ironic mustache, too. I feel awkward about that XD
I’m murder. U jelly?
I’m not an upside down cat.
I’m a cat, but upside down.
Who is Anna??
Sweet! I’m a bat!!
May 21 to y’all
midnight is “ironic mustache to balls”
no no; you are “this bat” referring to that particular bat
. . . but I’m “this bat” as well; so are we both the same bat? I”m so confused
You’re a bat? Do you want some brushie-brushie-brushie?
Yay! I’m a bat too!
DUDE! this means that my sign is Ricky Gervais! That guy’s my hero! YES!!!
AGHHH I was one day away from being him!! Uno dia!!!!!
Mi signo ya es Ricky Gervais!! Manchego Yeah!!!
I’m Ricky Gervais too! I love the guy since that awesome speech!
cheez-it. may 30th
Dammit all… white guy with cornrows… :/
yeeeeah, booooooooy!
You aren’t alone, bro.
*tear* I’m black, too. :/
I don’t even know what to say….. brother?
Hehe, hand turkey. I’m glad to be a hand turkey *nod*
High five!
Oh, wait.
xD
Here, I can try… *can’t high five with hand turkey*
Fine, but you won’t live to see another Thanksgiving.
*high fives*
If you are a hand turkey and High five, would that make it a body slam?
(Novelty Bass. Better practice my annoying singing)
I too am a novelty bass :/
me2, i’ve got like 3 of those things hanging in my appartment lol
*High Five*
Ow my face!
OMG YES ricky gervais
I’m a Cat Upsidedown, M03W.
See what you did there.
im a bag -.-
Murder. Hell yes.
BAHAHAHA, I’m balls! xDD
Upsidedown cat keepin teh leo’z feline!
Bag…wonder whats inside me?…
me
Why, half a taco of course!
Murder, very nice.
Haha YES! I’m in the “murderer” phase of these horoscopes!
swiss. swiss. swiss. swiss. swiss. swiss. swiss. swiss. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. cheddar. swiss. cheddar. swiss. those are swiss. weird zodiacs! swiss!
Im half a taco and my bf is RG. THIS NEEDS TO CATCH ON.
BAG!!!!! CURSES TRELAWNEY PREDICTED THIS!!!!!!!!
ROFL!
I think she did though… but she doesn’t have enough of a sense of humor to make me a hand turkey.
Data:i don’t want to be a hand turkey god swiss it
XD Sorry dude, stuck with it. I’m a hand turkey too though. Yay for hand turkeys (aka Pisces)!
Murder!
MURDERRRR!
HECK YESS!!!! I am murder!! *tears up* i always wanted to be murder
Murder for me, a little anxious to read my horoscope now..
Woo hoo! I’m my favorite: a cat, but upsidedown!
I’m totally half a taco.
I’m balls…
i’m a novelty bass!
haha
^F*CK YEA
I’m murder! >:D
I’m balls….
Greeeaat…my birthday is June 10…..
Murder. Freaking Murder.
i’m balls. i’m not quite sure how to take that
I’m balls too. No me gusta…
BAM, Ricky Garvais is def. more awesome than a virgo.
whose got two thumbs and is a half a taco? this guy
I’m a hand turkey.
swiss yeah I’m a novelty bass! >D
I don’t get it. These arn’t horoscopes, they’re things.
they make exactly as much sense and have exactly as much meaning as the ‘traditional’ horoscopes
Hells yes! I am such a cat but upside down irl.
im a cat but upside down!
Balls to the lot of ya’.
Does anyone find it odd that “An Ironic Mustache” starts on 4/20?
im murder… what do i do now?
im murder…. what do i do now???
WHY THE Muenster A I BALLS
Same.
WOOHOO im murder!!!
I’m a Cat but Upside-down.
Murder, oh yeah. :>
I am Ironic Mustache. It’s Ironic because I don’t actually have one.
Half a Taco.
>haffataco
>have a taco
:O
I’m a guy, though.
I’m a novelty bass. I wanna be balls though ;__;
I’m a bag. At least it’s better than being Anna’s balls, though.
Bags unite!
am I the only one that lol’ed at the headline? meaning, am I the only one that reads failbook, too?
Oh, fellow Failbooker right here! High five!
Awesome, I’m murder. I should share with everyone. Who wants a hug?
well f**k, now i’m half a taco
Me too
F*CK YEAH!
Am i the only murder?
(15 Oct)
Im MURDER!!!
I’m MURDER!!!!
First murder of the comments! =DD
June 21, I’m half a taco!
Half Tacos FTW! 3rd of July.
Balls to you sir.
July 23, Upside Down Cat. Was on the verge of becoming Half a taco.
FFS I’m balls.
Im the white dude with cornrows……FML.
I’m MURDER!!!! Just like in real life!!!
Why me comments do not appear!!!
Camembert
why only my comment complaining that my comments not appear, appear!!! memebase is trolling me!!!!
For those not ‘getting it’…
Last week there was debate over the zodiac… due to discrepancies in Earth’s axis, they say there’s 13 signs now, not 12. It changed some people’s horoscopes.
so extra-stupid people who invest so dearly into such things, you know, the kind that have tramp stamps of capricorn, are wicked mad over the ‘change’.
There, that is the joke. Now I’m the ‘tard who had to explain it. Cool story, I know. Now f*** off and read some *news* for once g** damn it.
yay, I’m murder
I have cornrows
Yeah my birthday is today
This makes much more sense than the actual horoscopes.
I’m murder!! >:D
Murder, on the cusp of Novelty Bass.
F**k yeah, murder!
Half a taco indahouse!
OMG, I am a white guy with cornrows. Great. I’m a girl. I wanted to be the Hand Turkey.
Is no one else here murder?
Murder… YAY!
lol ima bat
I’m Murder…ricotta, how did they find outr? o.0
Im a cat but upsite down. I love gouda
Yay Novelty Bass
Upside down cat? Sweeeet.
I’m murder. *Obviously*
(Read my name.)
I’m obviously murder. You jelly, Naomi Misora?
I´m a half taco ¡Viva!
FFFFFffffuuuuuuuuu!! I’m the stupid bass thing :C
I’M RICKY GERVAIS! SUCK ON THAT, BALLS!
I wonder what it means to be a bag.
You don’t have to eat yourself, you just have to get eaten by others.
Novelty bass? Well, better than murder!
hhaa..balls to you!
25th may!
Someone should make horoscope personality descriptions based on these. Since the last horoscopes were obviously bogus. Lets do it right this time.
I’m that bat!
I’m a cat, but upside-down!
i’m balls
godcheez-it!!!!! me to
I have balls, too!
*sigh* Me too
me 2 and i’m a girl so its bi-losing
It would appear that I’m now Half a Taco… formerly Cancer.
Name wise, I think it’s an upgrade.
I lol’ed. Thanks for your comment.
Got murder. That’s justice for a Libra alright. >.>
upsidedown cat, u jelly?
im a murder…. what do i do?
I laughed really hard at the hand turkey. xD
I’m a hand turkey. Um… yeah.
Hey… I’m also a Grace… and I’m also a hand turkey… O_O
THE PLOT THICKENS.
Mmmm, taco.
New Astrological Chart
I don’t want too be a white guy with cornrows… WHY MOTHER WHY!
New Horoscopes? No, they are not. These are not even “Astrological Charts” (@1SG Tribble).
They are NEW SIGNS OF THE ZODIAC.
Pity to spoil such a good joke with an such an obvious sign of ignorance.
Me too! Hey, at least we’re not balls.
I’m a bag.
….
What’s in the bag?D|
hell yeah..i’m in ballz!
Stilton yes! I’m a bag now! :3
i am a hand turkey
damn. im balls.
so now im an upside down cat ok then its all good
upside down is so mainstream
LOLZ Ricky Gervais
I’m a white guy with cornrows. I think I’d rather be an upsidedown cat.
Yay for hand turkeys~
Walter: Before we go any further i’d like to say one thing.
BALLS!