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Foul Bachelorette Frog: Hairy Situation

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  1. the bung says:

    imposter meme… who wants new meme’s when people with no sence of imagnination over uses existence meme’s plenty enough?

  2. DUMBidiot says:

    frist

  3. Raptor Hitler says:

    Fail Bachelorette Frog is fail.

  4. an expert says:

    another example of girls trying to jump onto a joke that only works for guys, the result: utter failure

    • leea says:

      Foul Bachelorette Frog COULD work if all of the girls who wrote the jokes weren’t mozarellas (snerk). For example… I’m surprised–no, shocked–at the utter lack of tampon/period/menstruation jokes we’ve had thus far. What about disgusting makeup habits? There’s got to be SOMETHING out there that’s humorous.

    • Brenna says:

      It’s definitely not a joke that only works for guys. Are you daft?

    • Spike says:

      finally one of these that sort of qualifies as foul!

  5. frank the tank says:

    Foul bachelor frog is funny, foul bachelorette frog is just gross… ughhhh… i think im going to puke…! HAIRY LEGS=VOMIT EVERYWHERE!

    • Perseus says:

      Foul Bachelor Frog would do the same thing, with more vomit-worthy results.
      Point = void.

      • frank the tank says:

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    • A says:

      Frank is obviously 16 or under. So cute.

  6. hipstercassie says:

    being a swimmer i totally understand this. and am in the process of it right now. don’t hate.

  7. killer.boots says:

    No, no, no. Shave to the knees. Fur shorts.

  8. It's G. Money! says:

    thank you, Foul bachelorette Frog for finaly persuading me to buy a new monitor. I can’t get all the blarg and glorben off of this one.

    [New Monitor] Tomorrow – Our Indie Album That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.

    Featuring the hit new single: “You’re So Mainstream You Might As Well Swim”.

    • Chicka Bow Bow says:

      ZOMG WOMEN DON’T RUN A RAZOR BLADE ACROSS THEIR FLESH EVERY DAY OF EVERY YEAR OF THEIR LIVES?! VOMIT! DISGUST! WOMEN SHOULD BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS ALL THE TIME EVEN AFTER PUBERTY FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON! ALSO, THEY MUST RAISE MY BABIES, COOK MY DINNER, AND SERVICE MY SMALL GENITALS!

      End of sarcasm. Ha ha.

  9. KiwiBird221 says:

    This totally applies to me…
    Is that gross?

  10. Strange Angel says:

    Heck, I’d do the same thing if my pants and socks didn’t start pulling my leg hair after a week or so. At that point my physical discomfort outweighs my laziness.

    • TheLittleTpot says:

      I’m male and even I feel the discomfort of having my leg-hair bend when I put on a pair of old and currently-too-tight pants.

      I’ve seriously considered trying shaving them at times.

    • K. says:

      It’s a temporary stage, like the problem I hear men have in beard growing. Push through it for sweet convenience and natural long underwear!

  11. evil goo says:

    hahahahahahahahaha GROSS.

  12. SaraStudly says:

    Stilton yeah!!!

  13. Jallaghar says:

    Lol this is me. Shaving really irritates my skin and I definitely don’t want to wax if I just wear pants.

  14. ... says:

    Oh so guys can have hairy legs but girls can’t?

    Lame.

  15. Chenoan says:

    Meanwhile, in Australia. Shave all year round

  16. horrosho says:

    story of my life!

    thank god i live in one of the coldest places on earth.

  17. Hermai says:

    Hahaha… I live in Brazil. So we have all-year expenses on waxing. And it sucks. It’s so unfair we have to do so much grooming while men can just stay beautifully accepted with those hairy legs. I hate being a girl because of that.

  18. Kissy Monster says:

    Don’t get laid till april…

    • Chicka Bow Bow says:

      Some of us don’t screw the type of guys who would freak out over a woman’s natural body. Just sayin’. Regardless, I shave before going over to my guy’s place because I admit to being as much of a slave to weird psuedo-pedophile beauty standards as the rest of us. @_@

    • something something says:

      LOL, sounds like someone’s never had a girlfriend.

      Anyone who freaks out over this is either a) under 16, or more likely b) forever alone.

      • Kissy Monster says:

        LOL, “something something” sounds that a) you don’t have a girlfriend b) you’re european c) (if you are a girl) FOREVER ALONE!

        PS: I wouldn’t freak out (but I wouldn’t like it.)

        • Pols Voice says:

          If you’re going to require your women to be perfect, you’d sure as hell better hope you’re perfect too.

  19. Brenna says:

    I’m incredibly offended that people think the foul bacherlorette frog is gross or bad. Why is it so wrong for women to have a spin-off of a meme that they can relate to? I don’t shave my legs all winter, either, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I find the Foul Bachelorette Frog funny because I can identify with it better. However, I do not find the Foul Bachelor Frog very funny, but rather, just disgusting.

  20. Kristin says:

    Er. I do this sometimes. I end up having to buy a new razor cuz the hair is so thick. Thank god I’mma platinum blonde.

  21. serendippity says:

    I wear jeans year-round, so this applies doubly to me. Win.

  22. Ye says:

    I shave my face every day, it’s not that big a deal to shave honestly people.

    • gwen says:

      When you have to shave 3 times the area and you’re wearing jeans all day any you”re single What’s the point?

    • Cluben013 says:

      Wow, you must have a pretty d**n wide face! I mean, why else would you even think that’s comparable to a girl shaving her legs?

  23. grad_student says:

    ^ what serendippity said.
    It’s an extra half hour every day that I can do something other than nicking myself and causing ingrown hairs.

  24. Nana says:

    This soo applies to me.
    Well, actually ‘m not a bachelorette, but my boyfriend left for his studies to Norway, so..

  25. SpaceBox says:

    Thank God I’m not the only one who does this.

  26. merley says:

    Can’t be bothered shaving legs in Winter, no one sees them except the man.
    Even so, if he whinges and wants me to wax, ladies, there’s a powerful sentence to use:
    “I WILL IF YOU WILL!” This ALWAYS shuts them up, the sissys can’t deal with the idea of getting their disgustingly loooong leg hairs waxed

  27. Melissa says:

    This is so true…

  28. HylianFox says:

    I find both Foul Bachelor and Foul Bachelorette Frogs hilarious.

  29. Gus says:

    i HATE it when girls do that. people hook up during winter, man…

    • djfaksjdkfasdjfkdsj says:

      Poor widdle baby! Do you want me to call you a wambulance?
      Women aren’t always big breasted hairless barbies, we like to be gross/lazy too.

  30. Kassie says:

    I thank baby Jesus everyday that I’m blonde. I can go for 3 days without shaving.

  31. madpie says:

    Eew wtf guys i shave my legs everyday. Theres a difference between lazy and plain gross haha ;)

  32. Sanee says:

    I am also a Winter non-shaver.
    But has anyone thought of those tight/dress combos? No shaving in spring/fall either!
    -win-

    ( I do shave when I get tired of my hairy legs/ it’s summer and I’ll be wearing shorts or swimming/ feel like a Forever Alone if I don’t shave.)

  33. Kohaku says:

    Leg hair is only gross to guys b/c they been brainwashed into thinking all girls are meant to look a certain way, just like girls are brainwashed into thinking that all guy should look and act a certain way. When we all start realizing that all the people on TV and in Hollywood are a f**ked up version of reality, stop caring what other people think, and accept that people are all unique individuals, then I’ll be a little happier!

  34. Trilly says:

    Y’know what, I’ll start shaving my legs during the winter when guys start shaving their damn chest hair in the summer. :p

  35. happyson says:

    Apparently none of ya’ll are getting laid.

  36. happyson says:

    Well, I’m off to foul bachelor frog.


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