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imposter meme… who wants new meme’s when people with no sence of imagnination over uses existence meme’s plenty enough?
*Imposter meme! Who wants new memes when people with no sense of imagination over-use existing memes plenty enough?
That’s what what you meant. I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you’re not a native English speaker.
+1
I’ll make a meme out of you.
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Fail Bachelorette Frog is fail.
Hard. All of the jokes are incredibly demeaning and unfunny.
Demeaning? How so? I do this….
same. it’s hilarious because it’s true.
Fail you. She is love.
Im on it myself. My leg hair is currently almost as long as my first pinky joint. I’ll need scissors come april. A razor just won’t be enough.
another example of girls trying to jump onto a joke that only works for guys, the result: utter failure
Foul Bachelorette Frog COULD work if all of the girls who wrote the jokes weren’t mozarellas (snerk). For example… I’m surprised–no, shocked–at the utter lack of tampon/period/menstruation jokes we’ve had thus far. What about disgusting makeup habits? There’s got to be SOMETHING out there that’s humorous.
i love moderators.
It’s definitely not a joke that only works for guys. Are you daft?
finally one of these that sort of qualifies as foul!
Foul bachelor frog is funny, foul bachelorette frog is just gross… ughhhh… i think im going to puke…! HAIRY LEGS=VOMIT EVERYWHERE!
Foul Bachelor Frog would do the same thing, with more vomit-worthy results.
Point = void.
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Don’t you hate it when the penny of idealized image meets the freight train of reality?
Frank is obviously 16 or under. So cute.
being a swimmer i totally understand this. and am in the process of it right now. don’t hate.
I’m not a swimmer; I’m just lazy enough to let myself get all hobbity.
I wish I was more hobbity! My feet are cold!
But my legs aren’t.
Being forever alone i understand this aswell.
haha I swim too–but no one on the team cares if you shave or not, so….
I’m not a swimmer or a bachelorette (I guess I’m not married, but I live with a partner) and I still do this =b Pro tip – date hippies, save millions in waxing, be warm in winter.
No, no, no. Shave to the knees. Fur shorts.
thank you, Foul bachelorette Frog for finaly persuading me to buy a new monitor. I can’t get all the blarg and glorben off of this one.
[New Monitor] Tomorrow – Our Indie Album That You’ve Probably Never Heard Of.
Featuring the hit new single: “You’re So Mainstream You Might As Well Swim”.
ZOMG WOMEN DON’T RUN A RAZOR BLADE ACROSS THEIR FLESH EVERY DAY OF EVERY YEAR OF THEIR LIVES?! VOMIT! DISGUST! WOMEN SHOULD BE COMPLETELY HAIRLESS ALL THE TIME EVEN AFTER PUBERTY FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON! ALSO, THEY MUST RAISE MY BABIES, COOK MY DINNER, AND SERVICE MY SMALL GENITALS!
End of sarcasm. Ha ha.
You lost me at sandwich.
No, we left you at small genitals.
This totally applies to me…
Is that gross?
Furry winter legs aren’t gross. Nobody knows, so who cares! It isn’t like not showering… I don’t care what people say. I can tell when you are skipping showers because some of you people stink!
It’s not like you can see our stink lines
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Try going to an all girls’ school. They don’t feel the need to shave October-April(There are competitions to see who can get the hairiest legs by April.) or shower daily….
Only if you care about society’s bizarre beauty ideals…
It applies to me too!
Heck, I’d do the same thing if my pants and socks didn’t start pulling my leg hair after a week or so. At that point my physical discomfort outweighs my laziness.
I’m male and even I feel the discomfort of having my leg-hair bend when I put on a pair of old and currently-too-tight pants.
I’ve seriously considered trying shaving them at times.
It’s a temporary stage, like the problem I hear men have in beard growing. Push through it for sweet convenience and natural long underwear!
hahahahahahahahaha GROSS.
Stilton yeah!!!
Lol this is me. Shaving really irritates my skin and I definitely don’t want to wax if I just wear pants.
Agreed. Shaving fetas my skin up bad. It’s nice to give it a break for a couple months.
Oh so guys can have hairy legs but girls can’t?
Lame.
No, girls can have hairy legs if they want, but why would a guy touch a girl’s hairy legs?
Wait, so hairy legs help against being molested?
Not shaving legs suggests the person is not a slave to ideals, which is awesome.
Because not all decent guys get grossed out by natural female body hair.
I get grossed out by hairy womens legs and everyone I know as well.
Next thing you declare reasonable is the facial hair of a women, than a full grown moustache and oversized Sombréros for women.
Do you want to make women the new Mexicans?
That would actually be a step down, you himbo.
PS: I don’t consider myself a decent guy, though.
aahh I ment shimbo.
Just a commentary on the people you know sweetie ;b
Meanwhile, in Australia. Shave all year round
Actually, we get winter. Thanks.
That sounded kind of rude, he was just making a joke. Thanks.
story of my life!
thank god i live in one of the coldest places on earth.
OMG!!! Horrosho!! I just saw that your avatar looks like a chicken! You win!
DDDD
Hahaha… I live in Brazil. So we have all-year expenses on waxing. And it sucks. It’s so unfair we have to do so much grooming while men can just stay beautifully accepted with those hairy legs. I hate being a girl because of that.
We should all stop at the same time, fashion is like fairies, it dies if nobody believes in it.
No one wants to see a bunch of unemployed fashion designers out on the street scaring the mental patients.
Oh I WANT to see a bunch of unemployed homeless fashion designers. Homeless people will walk the streets with fabulous style.
Boots with holes will be WAY in season.
^^ THIS
Don’t get laid till april…
Some of us don’t screw the type of guys who would freak out over a woman’s natural body. Just sayin’. Regardless, I shave before going over to my guy’s place because I admit to being as much of a slave to weird psuedo-pedophile beauty standards as the rest of us. @_@
LOL, sounds like someone’s never had a girlfriend.
Anyone who freaks out over this is either a) under 16, or more likely b) forever alone.
LOL, “something something” sounds that a) you don’t have a girlfriend b) you’re european c) (if you are a girl) FOREVER ALONE!
PS: I wouldn’t freak out (but I wouldn’t like it.)
If you’re going to require your women to be perfect, you’d sure as hell better hope you’re perfect too.
I’m incredibly offended that people think the foul bacherlorette frog is gross or bad. Why is it so wrong for women to have a spin-off of a meme that they can relate to? I don’t shave my legs all winter, either, and I’m not afraid to admit it. I find the Foul Bachelorette Frog funny because I can identify with it better. However, I do not find the Foul Bachelor Frog very funny, but rather, just disgusting.
Now that we kindly listened to your feelings, go make us some sammiches.
Orly is a brand of nail polish.
You’d best be trolling Dear, because you just made one of the most hypocritical posts on the interwebz.
thank you Brenna. as a fellow female on memebase I can relate. Now get back in the kitchen.
Er. I do this sometimes. I end up having to buy a new razor cuz the hair is so thick. Thank god I’mma platinum blonde.
I wear jeans year-round, so this applies doubly to me. Win.
Good thinking! But it gets so hot here :*(
I shave my face every day, it’s not that big a deal to shave honestly people.
When you have to shave 3 times the area and you’re wearing jeans all day any you”re single What’s the point?
Wow, you must have a pretty d**n wide face! I mean, why else would you even think that’s comparable to a girl shaving her legs?
^ what serendippity said.
It’s an extra half hour every day that I can do something other than nicking myself and causing ingrown hairs.
This soo applies to me.
Well, actually ‘m not a bachelorette, but my boyfriend left for his studies to Norway, so..
Thank God I’m not the only one who does this.
Can’t be bothered shaving legs in Winter, no one sees them except the man.
Even so, if he whinges and wants me to wax, ladies, there’s a powerful sentence to use:
“I WILL IF YOU WILL!” This ALWAYS shuts them up, the sissys can’t deal with the idea of getting their disgustingly loooong leg hairs waxed
This!
This is so true…
I find both Foul Bachelor and Foul Bachelorette Frogs hilarious.
i HATE it when girls do that. people hook up during winter, man…
Poor widdle baby! Do you want me to call you a wambulance?
Women aren’t always big breasted hairless barbies, we like to be gross/lazy too.
I thank baby Jesus everyday that I’m blonde. I can go for 3 days without shaving.
Eew wtf guys i shave my legs everyday. Theres a difference between lazy and plain gross haha
I am also a Winter non-shaver.
But has anyone thought of those tight/dress combos? No shaving in spring/fall either!
-win-
( I do shave when I get tired of my hairy legs/ it’s summer and I’ll be wearing shorts or swimming/ feel like a Forever Alone if I don’t shave.)
Leg hair is only gross to guys b/c they been brainwashed into thinking all girls are meant to look a certain way, just like girls are brainwashed into thinking that all guy should look and act a certain way. When we all start realizing that all the people on TV and in Hollywood are a f**ked up version of reality, stop caring what other people think, and accept that people are all unique individuals, then I’ll be a little happier!
Y’know what, I’ll start shaving my legs during the winter when guys start shaving their damn chest hair in the summer. :p
Apparently none of ya’ll are getting laid.
Well, I’m off to foul bachelor frog.