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Lions can keep their girls satisfied, it would seem.
Or maybe they just need 50 tries to get it right…
dude, no they dont, they can only go for 30 seconds each
Mind that an act of a lion rarely lasts more than a minute or two. Bang her an hour a day @ aqquire sammich.
Trolling animals… +100 internetz to all.
if the could keep em satisfied, they would not have to do it fifty times a day. 2 each should be sufficient
so.. who is she?
I dub her… Doubting Woman.
Or, Doubting Hot Chick if you prefer.
Title seems to indicate her name is Miss Impregnable.
ok, who ever she is, her lips are big, her eyes look weird, and she’s wearing earings (which i don’t like) make sure you write that down, whoever made this.
Like he’s going to give a damn. You got the lolz, now stop quiping about how her lips are too big and stare at her chest like a normal person.
Ass.
you are now my hero sir. well done.
you’re supporting him because you’re ugly, NOW GET IN THE KITCHEN AND MAKE ME SAMMICH.
i like blowjobs more.
FROM MEN
your mother
BOOBS!
Well played, Raiker. Well played.
And yet you complain cause her “lips are to big”
I think her eyes are weird because she took her glasses off and now shes cross eyed…
put a bag on her head if you dont like it
A tea bag! *looks for someone to high five but everyone just stares at me*
Forever Alone
Yes, she does look a little cross.
I’d cross that.
+1 internets to you
… flamenco tacos … that was a tough one… mommy better bring me more than just one crustless sammich!
/agree
5 minutes later…CHALLENGE FAILED, SANDWICH DENIED!
3 – 5 consecutive days for only one sandwich? I’ll just make it myself thank you…
dude,sex for 3 to 5 days?! who turns that down plus a sandwich!
Well.. My boyfriend for one does. :/
so he’d prefer men?
or shes not that good looking… one or the other.
people who don’t have several thousand testicles and a perfectly frictionless rod.
I’d accept that challenge too. Even if fail, success!
What I don’t know is whether she’s hotter as a stick figure or the more realistic version.
The stick figure doesn’t have boobs.
Nor calibrated fingers for sandwich making.
dude wtf r u talking about that stick figure is soooooooo much hotter than the realistic version
Son..I am dissapoint =_=
No, but the humaniform figure has taken off her glasses and doesn’t have a ponytail. If the glasses were back on, no contest.
Frequency doesn’t equal quality. Also, each mating is with a different female. So no, she’s still making a sandwich, but getting LESS of it because he’s got variety
We would better choke on viagra and beat that lion, than let a woman win!
(btw lionesses never complain damn lions come in like.. idk.. 20 seconds? I am not sure, but I remember they mate for really short periods. Suck on that miss
)
whoever made this deserves a damn medal. or atlest a certificate of appreciation.
A goddamn medal of honor!
no whoever made this forgot to mention that lions, like most in the animal kingdom, only get to mate for about 2 weeks a year. Humans and primates are about the only other species that can sexually reproduce any time during the year. Youve no doubt heard of mating season? well thats because thats the only time of the year those animals get to do it. It also coincides with HUNTING season
But… but I need at least a 12 hour turnaround
Did you know lion sex is actually extremely painful?
Male lions have barbs on their special friends that scratch the female lions whooooo hooo. So unless she’s into S&M, then a guy mating like a lion would be traumatizing. OH THE HORRORS!
Good point. So you can make your own damn sandwich after all.
no because a guy can mate LIKE a lion but not BE a lion… see the difference there? its a simile not a metaphor.
You do realize that simile is a form of metaphor, right?
i r disappoint.
A simile is completely different than a metaphor.
A simile is a comparison using, “like,” or, “as.” Example:
People who think a simile is a form of metaphor must be AS dumb AS a rock.
A metaphor is an implied comparison between two unlike things that have something in common. Metaphors typically use some form of the verb “to be.” Metaphors never contain “like,” or, “as.” Example:
Life is nothing but a box of chocolates.
In a simile you still mean each word literally, where as in a metaphor things become figurative.
I don’t know where you are from, or where you were educated, but clearly they failed.
In other words, similies and metaphors are different types of comparisons, but they’re both still comparisons.
There, wasn’t that so much easier than going on for 20 minutes just to prove a point?
I did not see any indication of time in his rant. it took me about 30 seconds to read it. if you read that slowly, you may need to get off of the internet before you miss your kindergarten class.
Epic fail!!!
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!11 AND ITS OVER 9000!!!!
Male lions also have really small penises. Ridiculously so, comparative to their size. So these guys already insulted themselves before she swooped in for the kill.
Way to go, dudes.
I can actually live up tot this challenge. At least on 3 occasions I wore out a girl. I was to green back then to understand that having proof is every thing… And to broke for a camcorder back then.
Sounds legit.
Squick.
CHUCK NORRIS?
ya theres no conceievable way that isnt true, i bet ur like 13
DADDY!
I like such challenges…
Random Thought: Doesn’t the guy in the middle seem like the kind of person who would guffaw at a joke.
As long as i can proove it with her….
how does one have sex 50 times a day if you also sleep all day long.. does she do all the work ?
i’m up for that
lions, like most in the animal kingdom, only get to mate for about 2 weeks a year. Humans and primates are about the only other species that can sexually reproduce any time during the year.
male lion sleeps all the days also in zoo he has no penis
not gonna lie… this make me want to let a lion make sweet sweet love to me down by the river
ok goatse you enjoy that barbed penis 50 times a day.
i think u gonna die before he gonna hump you
There’s no water in Africa.
68 posts; I made it 69!
meh im to lazy to count how many were actually there
In other words, you ruined it.
Men should be happy that they are even allowed to stay alive after mating. Some female living beings on this planet tend to kill their partners after because they aren’t useful for anything anymore.
Humans are an exception because men remain useful by fucking their mate’s friends, enemies, family, neighbors and strangers. What can we say, it’s our niche.
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Win-win situation! DO EET. Even if you fail, you still succeed!
MAEK MEH A smarties SAMMICH
im agreeing with this one :d if i found a guy who could mate 50 times a day, 3 to 5 days, id not only make them a sandwich, id make them 3 square meals a day, PLUS snacks
I love you.
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I’d hit that!
(sammich or no sammich… – YEAAAAAH! B)
ummm officially speaking here, guys only need 19 minutes between each ejaculation before they r ready to go again(unless u use some prolactin inhibitors[which r used to fight ED]then the 19 minutes is cut in half) so therefore a guy COULD “mate” more than 30 times a day for 3-5 days AS LONG AS he has plenty of energy for it
and if it matter NO ur shlong will not fall off from too much sex(unless u r this one type of spider that does that to stop the female from sleeping with another guy)
and for all u trolls out there that don’t know what late night(or early morning)comedy central is, i learned all that from the show MANswers(questions that only MEN care about)
MANswers is on Spike TV, NOT Comedy Central….FAIL!
FREAK YEAH CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!
Well, see,
1. Leonine copulation lasts 20 seconds.
2. The female usually initiates.
3. It is noisy and energetic.
4. They take a 15 to 30 minute break between times.
5. During this time, they completely ignore each other.
Yeah, I could do that fifty times a day. But…
1. You want me to last 30 minutes
2. You want me to initiate
3. You’re worried that someone might hear
4. You get impatient during breaks
5. You want to cuddle and talk afterward
So STFU and bring me my damn sandwich.
this woman has made Chuck Norris over 9000 sandwiches