Incorrect source or offensive?
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous Paranoid Parrot: RAPTURE | Philosoraptor: Dating Next »
» Read 38 Trolls (and some comments)
Leave a Reply
-
All Ur Memes... R Being Discussed
OMGAWD on Or Just OCD Anyone linda on Almost Politically Correct… Biggusbiggus on Dropping the Science: But They… Josh on Almost Politically Correct… Lefty on Almost Politically Correct… JakeAndBake on I Just Hold One Finger Back at… Alkan53 on Or Just OCD Anyone BeepBeep on Almost Politically Correct… Alan on Almost Politically Correct… %6 on Anyone That Can Jump, Swim or …
More MEMEBASE
This Is Photobomb - Surprise! Ruined Photos
Sneakin Behind Yo Girls
Very Demotivational - Work Harder, Not Smarter.
NIGHTMARES
GraphJam - Music & Culture for People Who Love Charts
Replotted: That's More Like It
Señor Gif - Funny Animated GIFs
OK, I'm in The Car, Now What?
Picture Is Unrelated - Funny WTF Pictures
For All Your Llama Needs
Comixed - Vertical 4 Pane Comics
Is This Thing On?
Derp - All the Derp Durr Hurr that's fit to Derp
Yerrr Perbly Thert It Wers Erlive
Art of Trolling - Trolls on Chatroulette and Yahoo! Answers
One Does Not Simply Ignore a LOTR Reference
Go Cry Emo Kid - Go Cry Emo Kids
Why Would You Do This to Me?
Superheroes - Superheroes
And Be Gentle
Rage Comics - Express Your Rage
The Joys of Working in Retail
Pokémemes - I choose you!
Away With You, Foul Serpent!
Old. And it doesn’t work, I tried.
You have to slather the cat with butter and toast the cat. Works like a charm.
imma contact peta on you
PETA would kill the cat, contact team plasma instead.
^this!
2012 and still reading through these. also sixth
Yup. I still have the animated .gif this came from laying around somewhere. From like 2004…
yeah, the other result of doing that is a really old joke
I actually submit the .gif file originally, but of course memebase had to stick their little tagline on there. As if anything they have actually originates /from/ here, when it’s all user-submitted. But that’s the only reason why this isn’t animated, as it should be.
Think this is waaay older than 2004 (I found a version from 1993). It’s taken from a text called “Buttered Feline Anti-Gravity Drive” from ancient newsgroups or something.
Right idea, poor execution. Clearly the cat can still land on its feet, and the bread still resting on cat, not touching the ground.
Brotip: place butter-side up toast to bottom of cat’s paws.
(insert shloopy loopy arms)
problem gravity?
soooooo glad someone else caught that…
THANK YOU.
People can’t even do troll physics right…
If you paste two pieces of buttered toast together, such that there’s butter on both sides, then drop all that, is the result akin to dividing by zero?
How about buttering both sides of the same toast…
Anyway you have to add: Problem, Newton?
1) Drop stick of butter.
2) Planet explodes trying to land on both side of the stick.
3) Problem?
How’s that?
but if the butter is on the outside, it always lands on the butter, that is all, now invert the bread/butter…….
problem world hunger?
OMG!!!!!!!
That is so original and so hasn’t been on EVERY LAST WEBPAGE EVER!!!!
BTW! Troll science sucks.
it’s clearly fake. you only get a _really_ fast rotating cat.
Just cut off the cat’s feet.
This is also referred to as “quantum physics.”
Well, the cat would still land standing up. It has more mass, and is heavy. Now, if they were both the same height and weight, well…er…a black-hole forms inside the cat, blowing it up, absorbing EVERYTHING.
I’ve tried. Thankfully the ghost busters were there…
Gravity Cat not amused.
Brotip: Pepperoni pizza is a fine substitute for toast.
Brotip: If you don’t have a cat, just butter both sides of the toast.
This is how UFO’s work, by the way. That humming sound you hear when your close-about 100 cats fully armed with toast strapped to the bottom of it.
I’ve heard this before, nothing really new about the toast-cat paradox
you have just won the internet.
Simple. Butter both sides.
Attach the toast, butter side up, to the cat’s FEET. The cat lands on it’s feet so attach it to the back and it can still land…
Troll science is like idiot-logic. Seriously, how did you derp at something that is INTENDED to sound stupid?
http://www-stud.uni-essen.de/~sdjafroe/izetit/projekte/16/19.jpg
http://www-stud.uni-essen.de/~sdjafroe/izetit/projekte/16/22.jpg
a german (fun-)hobby-sciencegroup already tried and succeeded
This explains “Nyan cat”!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i was going to saaay that..
Gravity Cat not amused
results antigravity… or a nyan cat!
Change toast for poptart=NYAN CAT
Hey, i read this in a comic once! Jack B. Quick!
I was just going to post that! LOL The first issue even. Alan Moore and Kevin Nowlan.
Cat simply breaks in half toast lands on butter side cat lands on feet.