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Joseph Ducreux: Enjoying The Classics

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  1. Honor says:

    This is a fail. People don’t get the Joseph Ducreux meme obviously.

    Also, first.

  2. C.J. says:

    These would be funny if whoever made them used proper grammar! The word “here” is repeated in the second line. T__T

  3. Luke says:

    Could have been done significantly better.

    “I have in my possession a rather attractive accumulation of coconuts.

    They are arranged in a linear fashion here before me.

    Some of them are larger, some are smaller than the others, and a number of them have the very dimensions of my cranium.”

  4. John doe says:

    This is lame.

  5. jbethany! says:

    they said this in national treasure two!

  6. Has A Sense Of Humor says:

    I find this to be rather funny, honestly. People need to learn to enjoy the simple things in life.

  7. Glun says:

    You all be jelly.
    I find it magnificent.
    *Apply a twisting motion to them, a sharp strike of the lower palm, thus said the sherman*

    • Bish says:

      You win, sir.

      • Monty says:

        Soldier #1: Where’d you get the coconuts?
        Arthur: We found them.
        Soldier #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical!
        Arthur: What do you mean?
        Soldier #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
        Arthur: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
        Soldier #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
        Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
        Soldier #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
        Arthur: It could grip it by the husk!
        Soldier #1: It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
        Arthur: Well, it doesn’t matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
        Soldier #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
        Arthur: Please!
        Soldier #1: Am I right?
        Arthur: I’m not interested!
        Soldier #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
        Soldier #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That’s my point.
        Soldier #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
        Arthur: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
        Soldier #1: But then of course a– African swallows are non-migratory.
        Soldier #2: Oh, yeah…
        Soldier #1: So, they couldn’t bring a coconut back anyway…

  8. MPGH_Disturbed says:

    The only parts of this song I know are from lion king. Lol.

  9. rudy says:

    I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.. Fiddledideedee.. =>

  10. ivo says:

    frist plox

  11. da J-Man says:

    *I have in my possession

    that would be better than “I have with me”

  12. CriticalQuit says:

    Move them in a centripetal manner, using a fast motion of the joint connecting the hand and upper length of the arm, that’s the statement of the gentleman conducting a series of entertaining visuals!

  13. brmbug says:

    I’ll be honest, I’m starting to get tired of seeing Joseph Ducreux memes. Can we move on to something else yet?

  14. Davis says:

    Its supoosed to be a rap song, not just any

  15. infamus says:

    written by Fred Heatherton in 1944 to celibate the Coconut Shy, a sort of ‘coconut bowling’ of English funfairs

    this song was originally recorded by Danny Kaye, one of the greatest comedy actors since The Three Stooges. Latter, Merv Griffin and some other bros.

    LURK MOAR GUIZE.

  16. Y U NO SHUT UP? says:

    I wish they posted The Lion King version. Then people would complain about the Muppet song, ad people would complain about the people complaining about the Muppet song.


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