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It’s…well, actually, it’s “regress.”
Yes, regress.
holy crap. who cares? just enjoy the joke instead of killing it.
regress?
congress
This joke was made a while ago in America The Book by Jon Stewart…
Someone is a Copycat :O
Actually, it was originally Mark Twain who said this. Though I’m certain it’s been mentioned somewhere on this page…
oh hey, there you go, it hasn’t been said on this page. But yes, it was Mark Twain, in the late 1800s, so lets give the guy some credit (:
Yo Dawg, I heard you like copying so we copied your copy so you can copy while you copy!
Politicians.
lol, you and above beat me to it. you win!
CONGARTS U BOTH MIST DA JOKE LOL
Nipsey Russell said it back in the ’70s when he was a guest star on Pyramid
“The opposite of “pro” is “con”–this is plain to see.
So if “progress” means to move ahead, what does “Congress” mean?”
*sigh* I’m old.
Couldn’t possibly be older than this ‘joke’.
I’ll second that.
It was part of Gallagher’s act for a while in the ’70s-’80s.
so what is the Opposite of Contest?
protest
So, what is the opposite of professional?
Confessional …which are normally in churches…
So it definetly is the opposite of Professional.
funny !!!! it is so funny that we actually are going to eat human flesh.
put your money where your money is fu**ker! or go drown in a pool of diet pepsi.
…what??
My thoughts exactly…
Prostitution – Constitution = same
Invalid argument is Invalid
n00bgress? n00bstitution? n00btest?
first!
I thought Pro – Noob= I shoud get out more
its Congress
OLD JOKE IS SO OLD, IT’S MAKING ME OLDER JUST LOOKING AT IT AND ITS OLDNESS.
OLD JOKE MAKING YOU OLDER BECAUSE YOU NEED TO GROW UP.
Well it was invented by dinosaurs.
The opposite of pro is contra, con is only short for contra.
con acctually means with
Con means “with” in Spanish…..
Congress…. BURN.
The opposite of progress is constipation.
Actually, con means ‘together’, the opposite of pro is contra, not con.
The pro and con in this means good and bad.
+500 internets
con actually comes from the latin contra while congress comes from the latin with and gredior(go)
FAIL
Over-analysing jokes.
FAIL.
…OH I GET IT
F**king genius!
my friend said “congress,” when i read this outloud to her.
…
i derped.
So if the CONstitution is a bad thing…
Well… to be technical n stuff (not that anyone cares)…
The opposite of the verb ‘progress’ is ‘regress’;
The opposite of the noun ‘progress’ is ‘regression.’
One would be more glad of better things to do with a linguistics major than this.
so what’s the opposite of protractor?
Congress.